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I'm back from Portland with tales aplenty! Meanwhile James is channeling the spirit of Catwoman, and casting his memory back to his days of being a tennis baby. Over in Modelland, there's been a soft shriek and a miraculous discovery about some more very specific Tyra nomenclature. Plus a delicious family recipe for mashed potatoes that'll mess you up.

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Anonymous

Whoa whoa whoa. James was a child model? What?!

mattbaume

Yes! Have we never talked about this? He's always had a good-looking face.

Anonymous

You most certainly have not! You’ve talked about many, many things, most of them stranger or more unusual than being a child model, but not James’ previous career as a beautiful child.

Anonymous

Matthew: My favorite donut is night.