Performance Review (Patreon)

Standard protocol for all employees of Barrow Mineral Resources.

CW: Automobile engine sounds. mentions/descriptions of death by fire, decapitation and asphyxiation, threats of forced cannibalism and the mutilation of corpses.

Written by Steve Shell and Cam Collins
Narrated by Steve Shell
The voice of Polly Barrow is Tracey Johnston Crum
The voice of Henricus Crane is Steve Shell
Outro music by Landon Blood and John Lee Bullard performing “Pretty Polly”

This story was originally performed live on select dates of the Price of Progress Tour in 2023. We thought we'd give y'all a little treat this month. Next month, we'll be bringing you the first installment of the second tale in our ongoing series Familiar & Beloved.