Touhou Poll 2: January 15th Exclusive 2024 (Patreon)

What if I just ran the same poll again but this time tell you that their ass is going to be fat as hell... hm? What do you think?

Chiyari Tenkajin, also known as Touhou's Neet Girl. Do I really really need to say more? Oversized shirt, chemical slinging blood drinker who found paradise after finding an infinite pool of blood she could engorge herself on. Will I draw her drinking blood, probably not, will I draw her fat and neety? Absolutely.

Hecatia Lapislazuli, the Goddess of hell who has three separate bodies that all reside on whatever little globe she's got in her hat. Her design is so fucking stupid that I can't help but love her with all my heart. With her "Welcome Hell" shirt, and the Super Mario World Switch Palace skirt, she's more charming than the original Hot Topic Decor in '09.

Reisen Inaba, a bunny girl in a sailor fuku. Not only is she the star of the IOSYS classic "Overdrive," she's also an actual Moon Rabbit. Do you want me to say something horny about the most cliché outfit in the world? Okay, one word, upskirt.

Suika Ibuki, a girl whose physical strength is purely equal to the amount of alcohol she consumes. This drunkard is not only an oni, she's also the stereotypical oni. That's right, the brawling, alcoholic binging Japanese Goblin.

If you don't know who to vote for, my girlfriend wants me to draw Suika because she wants me to draw bare feet.