It's May! aka "What an update already!?" (Patreon)

That's right, an update post!
What the hell, what the fuck, why an update post already the month just started!?
Well that's because May is going to be a mess, and so is June. I might as well get that beginning sentence out of the way so you all have expectations for what the rest of this is going to say!

TL;DR Not a lot is changing, just some dates for polls and me queuing up work.

May is going to be a Mess
Which is kinda true, kinda not. I don't mean to sensationalize my words but I've been so insanely creatively charged lately that internally I feel like I've not dedicated myself to any of my own personal lust for art. A lot of trades, a lot of commissions, in fact I have another commission that I'm working on starting tomorrow! No more commissions for a long time as well. I want to have a formal price so I can concretely tell people what they have to pay with no flexibility (i.e. no sketch/line only/background-less commissions to shave down the price.).
Sorry I'm kind of getting ahead of myself, as you can tell my brain is a bit of a scramble since I want to say so much!
I have a lot of drawings planned for May that kinda squeeze the fact that I'm already working on so much shit with no actual room for other things I want to draw. An actual curse but also a blessing since I don't feel like I can run out of ideas at this moment.

The Schedule of May
Starting May 2nd I'm going to be working on a 5th Professor Wisteria part, first was the pokeball, second was her pigging out in her house, third was her mixing potions and the fourth one was where she was stuck in a big pit hole. The fifth one is going to be more big fat ass since a lot of you guys seem to love that from me lately! Which is good, but surprising for various reasons I'm not going to detail unless someone asks.
Next after that I want to finish my drunk Kazumi image, or start a Viri style challenge image. The Viri image won't be her particularly fatter or more plumped up in areas she already is, just me experimenting out of my current box.
Then I'm going to run the poll for the 15th, which will probably be the other three girls from the first poll, or honestly I just want to draw Futaba. A chubby Futaba seems so fun and I'm not sure if anyone is against that idea completely, or just want to see the other prompts more.
After that I'm going to do another art trade with my friend Frengers, the one who owns the bunny furry boy ass I drew last month, but this time in a jester outfit. He's going to be drawing Appraisal, so get excited for that.
And finally the Poll for the 1st of June, which will probably be a week early.

A Week Early
I'm going back to Sweden to visit my lovely girlfriend who recently started up her modeling account again. I'll be there for three months again, as I enjoy the Swedish midsommer and my adorably fat girlfriend. But enough about the love of my life, Drawing won't be stopped or paused or anything like that except for the initial 3 days. May 30th, May 31st and June 1st. I'm giving myself an extra week to finish the exclusive so I can just relax and enjoy personal work for the final days before I leave, you can understand that. What will the June poll be? Who knows? Depends on how the new Zelda game is.

The New Zelda Game
I bought it and am going to play it. :o)

Genuine Question
Not a lot of people answer questions when I ask them, so I'll make this a poll.

Do you like the nerdification/neetification alts I do? 

The Chiaki drawing had the first one I've shown publicly but let me know what you think about it. Usually it means: Sweat, glasses(sometimes), and a bit of acne/blemishes. Maybe I can go more extreme eventually but I wanted to start off more familiar since you all love appraisal.

Thank you!
Thanks for subscribing for another month! I appreciate you helping me out financially as well as enjoying fat ass, bellies and boobs! Thank you so much, you guys make my silly passion into something I could say is professional.