Fortunately and Unfortunately Tonight (Patreon)

Tonight, I'm going to dress in my sissy maid outfit late at night. Then I'm going to go out on the front stoop, lock the door and shut it behind me so I'm locked out. I’ll be well hidden on my stoop because it’s enclosed with vines that grow the on the trellis in summer. So, I’ll use a vibrator to cum into my panties without much fear of being seen. Then once I’ve squirted out my brave juice I will be freaking out and desperate to get out of this outfit and back into the safety of my house.

Fortunately, I’ll have left my back door unlocked so I can get in.

Unfortunately, I’ll have to walk out of the hidden stoop into plain sight in my front yard that is well lit by a streetlamp in order to get to my back yard and back door.

Fortunately, I’ll have two choices of gates to pick from. Both are at the back of my house. One is on the east side, and one is on the west side, so I can take whichever path seems safest to me at the time.

Unfortunately, I’ll have paddle locked them both shut, so short of climbing over a 6’ chain link fence in a frilly maid outfit with 5” heels locked to my feet, there is no way to get in except through either those gates.

Fortunately, I’ll have left a key to both gates, hanging conveniently right by each paddle lock so they can be opened.

Unfortunately, the key to each gate will be left at the opposite side of the house to which it works, so whichever side I chose, east or west, I’ll then have to get the key, and walk all the way back to the front of my house, across the yard, and to the back of the other side of my house to unlock the gate and get into my back yard.

Fortunately, once I get to my back yard, it’s just a matter of walking to the center of my house, up the back stairs, and in through the back door, which I will have left unlocked.

Unfortunately, I’ll have already turned on the back stoop light before I ever went out the front door, and my back stoop is in plain view of the back yard neighbors. I never turn on this light, as it shines into their bedrooms so it is very likely they will be disturbed by this and will be looking out their windows.

Fortunately, I’m a masochistic sissy bitch who deserves all of this.

The End.