Like all of my polls, this one is purely voluntary, don't participate unless you feel like it. Having said that this is an interesting place to get honest answers since we're all completely anonymous. So...
How many times do you masturbate a week?
(I'm defining masturbation for this poll as: Any physical stimulation that you purposefully cause to happen to yourself using an implement or not, that results in orgasm.)
How many times a month do you have sex?
(for this poll I'm defining sex as: An in person sexual encounter with a partner in which you physically help bring each-other to orgasm. Genital contact may or may not be involved.)