Adventurers Gone Wild - Chapter 11 (Patreon)

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Chapter 11

"Alright, team. It looks like we've got some time before Robyn's gangbang. We can squeeze in a shoot that I've been meaning to do for a while now. It's called the Bang Carriage. Yeah? Sounds like there's money to be made, right?" Cordelius asked.

Everyone in the room heaved an exasperated sigh.

Cordelius had called for an emergency meeting today to get one more film in before Lady Vanessa Durang's sponsor porno. It was another one of his dumb ideas he hoped would go viral or start a trend to make him boatloads of kleins.

"We'll take the bait, Cordy. What the fuck is Bang Carriage?" Sienna rested both arms on the table and laid her chin down on them.

"Glad you asked! It's something I came up with last year. Picture this— You're walking down the street in the middle of the day. Some fancy-schmancy carriage cruises by, but wait! The whole damn thing is rocking left and right, back and forth. The passengers inside are moaning like dying dragons, and the stagecoach is wondering why he didn't listen to his parents about becoming a baker—"

"Cordy, get on with it!" Robyn interjected the long-winded story.

"Sex! In a carriage! We'll film you getting the hots on while in the carriage. It can be a whole series and shit!" he explained passionately.

Robyn, Sienna, and Tomas exchanged unimpressed glances. The idea was bound to fail. It already sounded stupid.

"First of all," Robyn began as the self-elected representative of the trio, "we don't even have a company carriage. We got a shitty wagon out back. Second, even if we did, we don't have any livestock to pull it. Thirdly, have you seen how bad some parts of the streets are? You want to film us having sex in a carriage going over bumps and cracks, crowds of people shouting all over the place, and possibly getting caught by the city guard!"

Cordelius responded with nothing more than a smug grin. That look alone ticked Robyn and Sienna off.

"Aw, great. Cordy's got that stupid look again." Sienna groaned.

"Take it away, Sylvia." Cordelius snapped his fingers.

"We've acquired a carriage initially bound for the scrapyard. A friend of mine, who works for a Hamisburg senator, told me that her employer would be throwing it away after acquiring a new one. It is in good condition, if not in need of a little cleaning," Sylvia explained.

"That's great and all, but what about something to pull it? Or are we filming stationary?" Robyn asked.

"Oh, no way!" the director chimed back in. "We have to be on the road. Lucky for us, Robyn, your parents came in clutch."

Tomas and Sienna snapped to Robyn, who wasn't sure if she had heard that correctly.

"Wait, what about my parents?!" Robyn jumped to her feet.

"I contacted them about borrowing a few livestock. They were more than happy to oblige and are bringing them in today," Sylvia said as a matter of factly.

"TODAY? Er… Did… Did you tell them about…"

"I did not, and neither was It my place to." The devilin shook her head.

Robyn dropped back down onto the chair and exhaled a long breath. She hadn't told her parents about this change yet. They were older farmer folks who raised livestock for a living. Neither of them particularly minded that she went into the porn business. In fact, they were surprisingly supportive. At least in the way parents could be when their kid did porn as a career. What happened to her, however, was an entirely different matter to bring up that she hadn't found the opportunity to…

"You worried about what your folks think?" Tomas asked.

"Ah… It's a little complicated," Robyn replied anxiously.

They followed Cordelius and Sylvia out front, then around to an alley between the studio and a warehouse. Parked there was a large carriage, the body painted red and with blue accents. It wasn't just any old carriage like the ones that filled the streets. This once belonged to a senator, and even bore the symbol triple bell symbol of Hamisburg on the doors. Though, some of the paint was peeling off.

"She looks better inside!" Cordelius opened the carriage door, revealing a lavish interior of silken drapes and woolen cushions.

It was pretty spacious. Maybe too much space for just a single senator, but he wasn't going to need it anymore. The seating was one long couch arranged as a cresent around the back. Wine stains were aplenty, including other unmentionables that only someone like Robyn and Sienna recognized. There was also a fine oak table in the middle. As the saying went— one man's trash was another porn studio's prop sex wagon.

Bzzt! Bzzt!

Robyn's phone started ringing. She drew a sharp breath. Everyone leaned in to check the caller. It was Ma.

"You aren't gonna let your mom go to voicemail, are ya?" Cordelius asked.

"Kuh…" Robyn accepted the call and lifted the phone up to her ear, then—

"ROBYN, SWEETIE! YOUR PA AND I ARE 'ROUND THE CORNER OF YER WORK!" Ma boomed from the other end.

Everyone poked their heads out of the alley to find a middle-aged elven couple riding through the streets on a rickety wagon. They were pulled by four of their beloved horses from the farm. While the others emerged to meet them, Robyn stayed behind in the alley.

"Mr. and Mrs. Clemrose, you two are looking well!" Sienna greeted them like she was their daughter.

"Aww, Sienna! You cute little calf, you. How are you? How's my boy?" Ma asked, climbing down from the wagon.

Sienna turned in Robyn's direction and frowned.

"I'm right here, Ma…" Robyn stepped out at last to her parents gasping.

"I knew it! I knew my boy went and became a girl now!" Pa exclaimed from the wagon.

"Huh? You… You two knew?" she stammered.

"Oh, sweetie." Ma came up to Robyn and placed a loving hand upon her shoulder. "You know how small Limber is. The whole farmstead and town knows! We can't walk any which way down the road without a farmhand having tugged one out on ya!"

Everyone behind Robyn erupted into laughter. She put a hand to her face and groaned. That was information she could have gone her whole life without hearing. She could never look at any of the farmhands the same way ever again. Well… the same was probably true of them for her…

"This is great, love! Ma and I've been worried you might never get a woman. As you are now, there's plenty of bachelors around we can introduce you to!" Pa guffawed.

"Have a little more faith in me when I was a guy!" Robyn retorted.

Ma was Nireen Clemrose, an elven woman who looked stern by appearance only. Long, curly orange hair gathered to one side and pinched by a scrunchie draped over her right shoulder. She wore a light brown country dress and a white shawl. The elven man doubling over in laughter was Pa, George Clemrose. In the 25 years Robyn had been alive, she never once saw him wear anything other than denim overalls and a white shirt.

"You're right, dear!" Ma put an arm around Robyn's shoulders and turned to face Tomas. "Is it this dashing young man here? First thing you did after becoming a woman was find a boyfriend, ain't that right?"

"No, Ma! Sheesh… Tomas is my coworker, so get off my back!" Robyn groaned, shrugging her mom off.

"That's how it starts, kid. First, ya work together. Then you're in the back of the stables whinnying like the mares!" Pa exclaimed.

Robyn covered her deeply red face. Maybe it would have been less embarrassing if they disapproved of this change instead. Her parents had a lot of gifts to give, all of which came from the farm. A basket of eggs, some cornbread, cheese, jerky… Everyone was happy to receive them initially, but were unsure what to do with them and held them awkwardly in public.

"You may've heard from your bosses already. We're here to lend you two horses for your carriage. Take Thunder and Billy. You raised 'em yourself, so they'll be more accustomed to ya. Pa and I will be explorin' the city a'fore we head home. Don't y'all have too much fun now, ya hear? Buh-bye, Sienna!" Ma hopped back onto the wagon, and Pa got their two remaining horses to mosey on.

Sylvia bowed to them as they left.

"I see what you mean by 'complicated' now," Tomas whispered.

"Yeah…" Robyn replied, exhausted from just being around them.

Off to the side, Twinkle and Sienna went to play with the horses. Billy was a white stallion with some grayish discoloration over his face. Thunder, who had a fine black coat, was his mate. She was named that way for how thunderous her clopping could be. Robyn went over to stroke both of their heads, and they leaned into it like old times. When Twinkle got too close to Billy, he tried to bite her whole.

"Wahh! Not me! Here, try this instead—" Twinkle offered a sugar cute the size of her chest, but Thunder chomped the pixie and sugar both.

"TWINKLE!" Robyn and Sienna cried.

They pried Thunder's mouth open to free Twinkle, who was fine if not a little covered in saliva.

"Uegh… horsies are mean…" Twinkle groaned.

"If you're all done screwing around, it's filming time!" Cordelius kicked everyone into gear.

The entire studio pitched in cleaning the carriage. They pulled the table out and replaced it with plenty of bedsheets for cushioning. It would have been in the way anyway. After Robyn harnessed Thunder and Billy and hitched them to the carriage, the crew was ready to set off for their shoot.

Robyn and Sienna waited on the corner of the street, dressed in a skimpy attire. High heels to accentuate their curves, sparse tops where their breasts were practically spilling out, and short shorts to expose as much bare legs as possible. This side of town was deserted, but the few people who were around stared at them hard.

"God… where are they? I feel like I'm about to be arrested for indecent exposure out here," Robyn grumbled.

As though on cue, the carriage rolled up to them and rang its bell. Cordelius and Sylvia were sitting on the coach's seat. A camera between them pointed inside from a slat behind their seat. Another camera from inside was already filming Robyn and Sienna. The door to the carriage opened up, revealing a finely-dressed Tomas looking like some nobleman.

"Where do you ladies need a ride to?" Tomas asked in a pompous manner.

"We're hoping to get across the city, but we don't have any money. Think you can help two girls out, and maybe we can pay you back another way?" Robyn asked coquettishly.

"I think I know just the way," he said, pulling back to let them in.

As they entered, Robyn could already hear Cordelius giggling. Not because of how silly this scenario was, or how cringe their dialogues were, but from fantasizing about how much he would make from this stupid shoot.

Dane, who was behind the camera facing outside, slowly turned to follow them in. Twinkle was hanging from a little hook on the ceiling, likely there as some sort of coat hanger, and illuminated the interior with a pleasant light. Once Tomas settled in, he unbuckled his pants and whipped out his business.

"Looks like we're going to have to work for it, won't we, Milky?" Robyn nibbled on her lower lip as the script instructed.

"You're right, Robyn. I wouldn't expect anything else from these dirty lords to take advantage of people like us," Sienna replied with a sultry drawl.

They undressed and obediently crawled up to Tomas. Sienna sandwiched his face between her enormous breasts. Meanwhile, Robyn performed a boobjob on his throbbing dick.

The carriage began to move. Judging by the sound of trade and traffic, they were in a much more crowded section of the city. What were Cordelius and Sylvia thinking? This shit wasn't going to fly with the guards if they got caught.

"How are we doing, sir~" Robyn asked and proceeded to deepthroat him.

"You're doing—"

They hit something hard that jostled the carriage.

"Hauucck!" Robyn choked on Tomas' dick stabbing her uvula.

"S-Sorry!" Tomas whispered.

"Whoops! Hit a bump in the road! We'll edit that out in post. Keep the scene rolling in there," Cordelius yelled from the front.

"Left!" Sylvia shouted franticallly. "Cordelius, go left! There's a series of—"

Thud! Thud! Thud! Thud! Thud!

Tomas repeatedly stabbed Robyn down the throat with his didck when the carriage kept running over something.

"...Ditches…" Sylvia sighed, then glanced in. "Is everyone alright?"

"I'm not alright… I just got assassinated… Swap… My throat… it needs a break…" Robyn squealed.

"Leave it to me!" Sienna nodded and grabbed Robyn by the waist.

"Eh—?!"

Sienna laid Robyn flat on the ground and facing up. A thick, draph tongue lapped at her pussy. Assailed by pleasure, Robyn rolled her eyes back. At the same time, Sienna was bouncing on Tomas' dick.

That lucky bastard, Robyn thought. She wanted to have a threesome with two hot women, too. But this… Being eaten out was a lot better than she expected.

"You like my prime steak?" Sienna asked Tomas.

"Oh, god… Yes!" Tomas exclaimed, throwing his head back and planting two hands onto her butt.

"Sien… I mean, Milky… How are you… so good at… this— nngh! I'm getting close!" Robyn grabbed the draph's horns and was beginning to see stars.

"Heh. You know I've done some lesbian stuff before. Welcome to being a chick. Just lay back and enjoy this." She made her tongue do a swirling motion on Robyn's clit.

That was the straw that broke the camel's back.

"Aahhh! Fuck! Holy shit, fuck, what the fucking— I'm cumming! I'm fucking cumming from your tongue— aaaaahhh!" Robyn convulsed in bouts of ecstasy.

Everything was floaty again, like she was on a cloud of bliss. How come none of the boys did this for her during the gangbang? Getting eaten out was on a whole other level of pleasure. Damn. Maybe they needed to do a lesbian shoot with each other.

The carriage grinded to a halt.

"Shit. City watch got their eyes on us. Just be quiet in there," Cordelius warned.

Robyn, Sienna, and Tomas slapped a hand over each others' mouths.

"Is that Senator Virgil's carriage?" a guard outside asked.

"I didn't know he was in town," another added.

"Gentleman, gentlemen!" Cordelius began with an excessively fraternizing tone. "You're mistaken. We're not driving the senator around. This is just—"

The sound of steel rubbed together.

"That carriage belongs to a Hamisburg senator. Possession of one with the Hamisburg crest is tantamount of impersonation of a republican official. Where did you get your hands on that?" an irate guard questioned.

"Uh. Crap. S-Sylvia?" Cordelius stammered.

"I had no idea," Sylvia whispered.

So, taking this carriage was illegal after all! They were fucked. Robyn was sweating bullets.

"Why have we stopped? I highly doubt we've reached our destination yet!" Tomas suddenly shouted angrily, his voice taking a lower note.

"S-Senator Virgil, is that you in there?" The guards sounded like they were struck with fear.

Sienna and Robyn gawked at Tomas. No way was this working.

"Yes, it's me! Why wouldn't it be? I'm on my way to scrap this carriage for a new one and hoped this would be a quick trip. But no. I just have to be interrupted by charlatans!" Tomas positioned himself behind Robyn and plunged his dick into her soaking pussy, slickened from Sienna licking it so much earlier.

"W-What are you doing?" Robyn panicked, but being penetrated after climaxing so recently left her all tingly and unable to resist.

"Just trust me," he whispered.

"We're terribly sorry, Senator! We only wanted to confirm it was you. The coaches stated that you weren't in here, and we just got suspicious!"

Tomas did the unthinkable. While pounding Robyn from behind, he lifted the window just enough to push her part way out. She came face to face with three guards, whose eyes snapped open and burned the image of her into their minds. Heat rose up to her face. Especially to her groin.

"Can't you see I'm busy? If you're quite satisfied, leave me!" Tomas ordered.

"S-Senator…" Robyn squealed as she was getting close to climax. "I'm going to cum again… Please, don't make me orgasm in front of them!"

The guards clicked their tongues and waddled away with erections behind their trousers.

"That's Senator Virgil, alright…"

"What a lucky sonofabitch."

Getting fucked in public was too much bear. They were even doing it in front of people. Robyn slapped a hand over her mouth and moaned into it. Just then, Tomas pulled her back in and slammed the window shut. She was lying on top of him, twitching from climax and struggling to catch her breath.

"Whew… Way to go, Tomas. How did you manage that?" Sienna sighed.

"Senator Virgil is the representative from my hometown of Corrinth. It's sort of an open secret that he's a debaucher," Tomas said.

"That explained the stains on the couch…" Robyn sat up and wiped the sweat from her brows.

Sylvia opened the slat and apologized.

"Forgive me. I should have done my due diligence. My friend must have neglected to tell me for fear slandering her boss," Sylvia explained.

"Who cares. We got some great footage, didn't we, Dane?" Cordelius rubbed his greasy hands together and grinned.

"Wait, you're not seriously using that! We literally just filmed ourselves committing a crime. If it comes out that Tomas was impersonating a senator, it's your head on the chopping block!" Robyn yelled.

"Hey, that's a gamble I'm willing to take!" He tossed the vidcrystal up and down.

Little did Adventurers Gone Wild know that their debut of the Bang Carriage would shake the porn industry, spawning countless derivatives to match its wild success. Much to the dismay of taxi carriage drivers around the world, they would have to deal with couples having sex in their vehicles for years to come.