Hyena Horror HR Page #14 (Patreon)

Some of you scoff at the horror of being fueled by mountain dew.

Trust me, it's real.  Being fueled by that stuff for so long now... Being an ADDICT.  Been hard to quit.

*sips one*

Err...  Cut back, I should say.

Especially now that 'zon has straight up stopped supplying it.  When doom virus kicked off, the prices jumped to 50 bux for a 24 pack.  Now it's down to a healthy 35 bux... Yay.

Sure, could go to local store and get some, but that'll never work.  Do you know how many trips it'd take to build my dew throne back?  Quite. A. Few.

Did I mention I'm ssslightly fond of the stuff?  Just a bit.