AU ideas!? (Patreon)

I recently revisited last year's gomens AUs and I would LOVE to do some more!
Hit me with funny AU ideas for GOMENS, MERTHUR or NIXE  :D
(from "meet cute as office workers - Merthur" to "ineffable husbands as teachers" - my fingers are itching  - and since HSAU is almost over, I just feel like drawing some random stuff for a change :D)