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You have more houses than you can count, more cars than a small city, and even the thought of preparing food, or performing a chore is foreign to your mind as you're catered to by a diligent house staff- all coordinating and working together around providing you with every want.

Eventually, the rush wore off. The human mind has an amazing ability to adapt, and yours is one of the most amazing minds around. All whims and desires are realized, except one. Some draw toward massive amounts of derriere, a minor thirst you could live with before is now comically magnified by its relative insatiability. 

Your friends and staff have tried to introduce you to many girls, all tremendous examples of brilliance and beauty- but none straying beyond traditional standards into proportions that would actually excite you. 

None, until now. Amanda, a quirky inventor who is known for her immense intellect disproportionate to her young body. She frequents physics conferences and regularly confounds the congregation. Amazing intellect, at the expense of her figure, however- but she has a solution for that. In her understated brilliance, she could easily deduce, with startling accuracy- your situation; just from casually reading the daily news. On the realization of your difficult desire, she was startled to find her own loins stirring, realizing that her heart burned to host the same impossible figure you so craved.

She explained over a private dinner her backstory, how she was energized with a novel passion, and quickly able to create a solution. Most (lets be honest, all) of the technical details flew over your head, but in theory, it could isolate and magnify the volume of adipose tissue on the body.

Pulling you into your private bedroom, she was eager to get it out and show it to you. it's a small device that resembles a TV remote, with just two arrow keys. You couldn't deny you were eager to see if such a thing were to actually work.. and as she presented herself on the duvet in a wholly unceremonious fashion, you realized it was time to find out.

[Sorry for the delay this week, a lot of headache has been spawned off the recent Tumblr shut-down.. Looks like I'll be back to posting on DeviantArt and Reddit almost exclusively, but if you have any comments of other platforms that might be receptive to my content- please let me know!]