Naruto: World of Warcraft - chapter 2 (Patreon)

As I took a seat where I had been instructed to, Jiraiya whispered, “Hey, wanna see something cool,” knowing the character from the show, I fully expected him to show me something like an erotic drawing, or something along those lines, but what he showed me was incredibly worse than that, a pair of used panties, “I stole them from the princess, hehe,”

“I just met you, and I already feel dirty talking with you,” I muttered under my breath, and he ogled at the panties, mouth-watering, it made no sense, how did a five-year-old have such a high libido, at that age, I was still fighting with my friend over what power ranger I wanted to be.

“You perverted freak!” Suddenly with something that could only be described as a battle cry, Jiraiya was punched with devastating strength, blasting him out of the classroom as if the walls were made out of paper.

“Damn,” I whistled, as a blonde girl stood in front of me, her face red from embarrassment.

“You didn’t saw them right?” The girl who had yet to be named inquired, in a threatening tone.

“I did, and I am glad you punched the guy through a wall,” I admitted.

“I will forgive you this time!.... The name is Tsunade Senju, for future reference don’t hang out with that pervert…” Tsunade, well fuck my life.

“Well, I didn’t seat here because I wanted to,” I replied, eyeing the teacher who was patiently waiting for us to finish our conversation.

“True,” Tsunade sighed, going back to her seat.

“Thank you for returning back to your seat, Tsunade…” The teacher sighed, “I will have a talk with your great uncle, after class, you can’t just stand up, and break the walls of the school every day, at the very least open the window, and punch Jiraiya out, you don’t have to break the walls…. Eighty percent of the school budget goes to fix what you break,”

I was having a hard time holding my undying need to laugh, the entire conversation was too funny, hilariously so.

“Now, back to class,” the teacher sighed, going back to the board, “today we are going to learn, how the village was founded, and how did that impact the political tides of other nations,”

[--Quest acquired!---

--So you entered the academy--

---Answer three question in class.---

0/3 Questions answered.

Description:

So you entered the academy, eh? Well, good for you, it’s the start of a new journey adventurer, now it’s time to show your genius, answer the questions your teacher will ask about Konoha, and show the class you are the bee’s knees!

You will receive: Draenei Racial Traits, Racial Traits Quest Line.

You will also receive: 400xp and 500ryo]

“Alright, who here knows who founded the village?” the teacher asked, and the entire class raised their hands, except me, I was too occupied reading the quest, “Raiden, are you paying attention?”

“I am,” I was not.

“Then answered the question, if you don’t mind,” the teacher smiled, and what a condescending smile it was, one that said, I know you weren’t paying attention.

“Well…” Naruto wiki, don’t fail me now, “Well, I guess that question has two answers, for one, the main ones responsible behind the founding of the village, were Senju Hashirama, the First Hokage, and Uchiha Madara, but the other answer would be, that both the Senju clan and the Uchiha clan founded the village, not just their leaders,”

[1/3 Questions answered.]

“Very good,” the teacher nodded, with a satisfied smile, “Now, can you tell me how many chakra natures are they?” so still asking me, I don’t like the attention, but the questions are simple.

“Five, earth, fire, wind, water, and lightning,” I answered, with a smile.

[2/3 Questions answered.]

“Good,” The teacher nodded, “Now…. who here knows what chakra nature did the first Hokage had?”

“All of them?” I answered, not entirely sure of my answer.

[3/3 Questions answered!~

Quest completed!

Level UP!

Draenei Racial Traits Unlocked!

Racial traits quest line unlocked!

New skills have been added to your skill book!

]

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Classes after that, were pretty normal, except for the taijutsu class where I tested my warrior skills by use slam on a random academy student, and it took me around eight slams to knock the brat out and considering each slam hit around 12hp, it means the random student had a hp bar of around 100.

This brought itself a question, could I see their HP and CHK bars? I mean, wow had that feature, and surprise surprise, I could, and surprisingly my hp was higher than most in the class, with the exception of Tsunade Senju, and Orochimaru Yamata, Tsunade had a whooping 1200HP and Orochimaru had 900HP, after that, I was the one with the biggest health pool, followed by the perverted of Jiraiya, besides their HP and CHK bars, I could also see their levels, Jiraiya was level four, Tsunade was level seven, and Orochimaru was level eight, everyone else in the class was between level one and two, like me.

I had so much to learn, about the UI in my brain, that I had no idea where, to begin with, “Well that was all for today class, remember to be here tomorrow before six o’clock!” and with that, the day ended, hurray.

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When I arrived at the orphanage, the matron of the place had been already informed of my situation, and that I was going to be attending the academy from now on, quite a proactive move from the school, needless to say, the matron said nothing, for she had no vote or saying in ninja matters.

In fact, I was given a private room, for a vast array of reasons, one academy students are given weapons, poisons and other things to practice, things that should not be within reach of civilian kids, which is why I would have a private room normally reserved for orphanage staff, until my graduation, after that, I would have to rent my own shit, according to the matron.

“Well, things are getting better for dear old Raiden, now let’s see what skills I got,” I was happy and a bit worried, I would lose track of the skills I was getting, if I recall correctly, all classes would get one skill per level, meaning I would tons of skills until level 10, “Skills.” I muttered, going over the new skills.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------[I will create a doc will the list of all the skills he has]

Charge LV 1 = Charge to an enemy, dealing (11.466% of STR) Physical damage, rooting it for 1 sec.

--20 sec cooldown

--No cost

--Range: 0-25 yards

--Instant cast.

Shield of the Righteous LV 1 = Slams enemies in front of you with a shield made out of chakra, causing (42.5% of STR) Holy damage.

--1 sec cooldown

--Cost: 3 holy power

--Melee range

--Instant cast.

Arcane Shot LV 1 = A quick shot that causes (57% of AGI) Arcane damage.

--0 sec cooldown

--Cost: 40 Energy

--Range: 40 yards.

--Instant Cast.

Eviscerate LV 1 = Finishing move that disembowels the target, causing damage per combo point. Targets with Find Weakness suffer an additional 50% damage as Shadow.

1 point : [(17.6% of AGI) * 1] damage

2 points: [(17.6% of AGI) * 2] damage

3 points: [(17.6% of AGI) * 3] damage

4 points: [(17.6% of AGI) * 4] damage

5 points: [(17.6% of AGI) * 5] damage

--0 sec cooldown

--No cost

--Melee range

-Instant cast.

Shadow Word: Pain LV 1 = A word of darkness that causes (12.92% of INT) Shadow damage instantly, and an additional (57.528% of INT) Shadow damage over 12 sec.

--0 sec cooldown

--0.3% of chakra

--Range: 40 yards

--Instant cast.

Primal Strike LV 1 = An instant weapon strike that causes (34% of STR) Physical damage.

--12 sec cooldown

--9.4% of chakra

--Melee Range

--Instant cast.

Fire Blast LV 1 = Blasts the enemy for (79.2% of INT) Fire damage.

--12 sec cooldown

--1% of chakra

--Range: 40 yards

--Instant cast.

Corruption LV 1 = Corrupts the target, causing (12% of Spell INT) Shadow damage and an additional (78.75% of INT) Shadow damage over 14 sec.

--No cooldown

--1% of chakra

--Range: 40 yards

--2 sec cast.

Blackout Kick LV 1 = Kick with a blast of energy, dealing [(84.7% of AGI) Physical damage.

--3 sec cooldown

--Cost: 3 energy

--Melee range

--Instant cast.

Moonfire LV 1 = A quick beam of lunar light burns the enemy for (20% of INT) Arcane damage and then an additional (104.4% of INT) Arcane damage over 12 sec.

--No cooldown

--9% of chakra

--Range: 40 yards

--Instant cast.

RACIAL TRAITS----

Draenei Traits--

Gift of the Naaru: Heals the target for 20% of the caster's total health over 5 sec.

Heroic Presence - Passive: Increases your Strength, Agility, and Intellect by 10%

Gem Cutting - Passive: Jewelcrafting skill increased by 10.

Shadow Resistance - Passive: Reduces Shadow damage taken by 1%.

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Well, that’s a lot of shit to work with, now let’s see how much did my stats increased, “Stats,”

[Name: Raiden -----

LV 2

HP: 680/680

CHK: 1197/1197

ENERGY: 400/400

FURY: 0/200

EXP = 150/655

-----STATS-----

INT = 37

STR = 37

AGI = 37

STA = 34]

“Well shit, that a nice increase,” I chuckled, perhaps this powers would be enough to keep me out of trouble, “Now, let’s check how can I unlocked the other racial traits,”

Opening my quest, I immediately noticed I had twenty-two quests, one for each race, and their traits, fuck…. That was going to take a while to finish, and some were worth the time more than others, “Well… I suppose the question now, is… which one of these babies, I want to do first,”

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After a long process of deliberation, I decided which was the next quest I wanted to embark on, the Gnome Trait quest. ~Gnome worry, be happy~ why did I pick them? Well, in a world where everyone can basically stun you, their active trait, Escape Artist, it’s a blessing from the gods themselves.

In the quest, I had to help free of charge, twenty people with their technological problems, things like fixing their radios… though I am not sure radios exist by this time, but I suppose fixing whatever they call technology will do.

And it did, in the orphanage alone, I fixed eight broken things, using ingenuity, and the quest tracker counted that as part of the progress for the quest.

[~Gnome worry, be happy~

---Fix twenty gadgets, be it a chair or a gun, everything it’s a gadget in the hands of a Gnome---

8/20 Questions answered.

Description:

So you want to be a gnome?! Well, show us you have the genius needed to be part of our people! Help the citizens with your high intellect!

You will receive: Gnome Racial Traits.

You will also receive: 500xp and 500ryo]

]

“Time to go school, will continue this later on,” I sighed, closing the quest tab.