DBZ: Fanalis 4 (Patreon)

Meeting Goku was a educational experience, but it was not the end goal of what I wanted to do, after expending a few hours with the obnoxious bluenette, I decided I had enough and took her radar, I did ask her if she had a hard time making the radar before taking it, so I knew for a fact she could make another one.

Oh, and yeah, I stole the dragon balls she had as an extra, not to be harsh or anything, but with them… this whole sad adventure would take me months to complete, and I was going to speed run this fucker.

“Goku will probably try to find us,” Morgiana commented by my side.

“Hm,” I sighed, knowing not only Goku but Bulma would hunt us down, not that I was scared or anything, Bulma was a normal human, and Goku was currently very weak, but the end result was annoying nonetheless.

“We have three out of seven, this will be a breeze,” Morgiana smiled, as we soared through the skies.

“Yes,” I nodded, as I looked on the radar, noticing one of the dragon balls being really close, on the general direction I had felt Roshi’s ki earlier, if I took the ball I would probably change too much, so with that in mind I decided to let Goku keep that one out, for now that is.

“Let’s speedrun this adventure,” I chuckled, as I checked the next closest dragon ball, “There is one right that way,” I pointed.

“Let’s go,” Morgiana smiled, speeding up.

“Hm,” I smiled, going after her.

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At our current speed, it took us roughly ten minutes to arrive where the next dragon ball was, a small rural village near the top of a mountain.

“Is it here?” Morgiana inquired, looking unimpressed.

“The radar says so,” I nodded, as I descended into the village with Morgiana by my side.

The village was… small, but welcoming… though for some reason, there was no one around… everyone was hiding… but why?

“Everyone is hiding… and I don’t think it’s because us…” Morgiana said, as she surveyed the area.

“Well… at first glance we are hardly terrifying,” I chuckled.

“Talk for yourself,” Morgiana smiled puffing her cheeks with pride… (air)

“Hm,” I sighed as my eyes caught a sign in the middle of the village saying, come to the priest for guidance.

“So where do we go?” Morgiana inquired.

“To church?” I answered, not really sure if my answer was correct.

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Well, apparently I was wrong… the sign didn’t lead me to a church but to a house… and everything… was kind of… familiar, I was getting a dejavú feeling around here.

“Is this how a church looks like?” Morgiana asked, as she pulled my shirt to get my attention.

“Well… Yes, but no,” I answered, and while the answer was kind of a joke… it was true.

“Alright,” Morgiana nodded, ripping the door out of the way.

“Morgiana… don’t break stuff…” I scolded with a stern look, as I felt something crashing with my face, breaking into a thousand pieces, “Hm?” confused as to what had crashed against my face I took a look around, finding a broken axe on the floor, and a bunch of people frightened.

“Please don’t take my daughter!” A man cried out on his knees, tears flowing.

“Ohhhhhh,” And finally the answer to my dejavú feeling was within my grasp… this village was where Goku meet the talking bacon of Oolong, the most useless character in Dragon Ball, “Why would I want to take your… how old you are you?” I asked the girl.

“S-s-si-six” The little girl stuttered in fear.

“Well, why would I want to take a six year old with me…” I asked.

“You are not Oolong?” The man asked with more resolve.

“No…” I answered shaking my head.

“These people are weird,” Morgiana muttered, for me to hear.

“We are here for one of these… the number of stars can vary,” I said as I showed the family the dragon ball, “Have any of you seen something like this?”

“I have,” An old lady said walking into the room, “But I won’t give it up… is a very precious and relic that has been passed through our family for generations,”

“In exchange for the relic…. I will defeat Oolong,” I offered, finally taking this conversation where I wanted, “Does that exchange seem fair?”

“O-o-oolong c-c-can’t b-be defeated…” The little girl stuttered, shaking with fear.

“He has complete control over our city… he has slaved our people, and—-“ and the ground shattered, as Morgiana stomped her feet with all her strength, destroying the house, fortunately for the people inside I was fast enough to react, destroying all the debris that could potentially harm them.

“Morgiana!” I scolded with anger, “I understand your anger but… were not for me… they would’ve died!” I pointed to the startled family.

“I knew you could handle it,” Morgiana muttered, clenching her fist in anger, “I will kill this Oolong….” Well… one canon character off the map… Oolong has no idea what catastrophic force he has put against him.

“As you can see… we are more than capable of handling this business,” I smiled, “May I have the relic?” I asked the shocked old lady, who simply nodded absently handing me the six star dragon ball.

“Now… let’s find Oolong,” Morgiana growled.

“You know he will go down with a single attack right?” I inquired, “He is infinitely weaker than us…”

“I know,” Morgiana nodded.

“Very well,” I sighed.

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[Bulma POV]

I will destroy them!!!! After I let them sleep out! With Goku, they pay me by stealing my radar and my dragon balls! My perfect boyfriend wish was on the line!

“Bulma how long till you have that weird thingy that locates the balls!?” Goku asked, growing impatient by the second.

“Well… I brought everything I needed to build a radar… but it might take me a week or two….” I sighed, “be ready for it! Because I want you to kick their asses!”

“Yeah!” Goku said all pumped up, “I will show them what happens when you touch the ball of my grandpa!”

“Goku…. just… forget it,” I sighed

“I will go and run for a bit!” Goku shouted, leaving alone… to work in peace.