DBZ: Fanalis 3 (Patreon)

The Dragon Balls…. Seven mystical spheres which, when brought together, summon forth a dragon capable of granting a single wish… and those little spheres were in my sights… Well, Morgiana’s but almost the same, I'm just here to see if I can learn something along the way.

“Any ideas where to start?” Morgiana inquired, floating by my side on the edge of the lookout, the black covers of the night awaiting for our departure.

“Well... I suppose we can try and find the strongest humans around, if those spheres are that important… well, they are bound to be with someone strong,” While my logic was on point… I didn't offer this solution because of it.... The real reason was that I knew Roshi had one, and that was my best lead… sensing Ki was useless right now, with Goku being barely above average, I would have a hard time finding him… but Roshi… well, he was the strongest human as of now.

“Got it,” Morgiana nodded with excitement.

“Alright, then… let’s go,” I chuckled, she sure loved her bacon, Ki sensing was a pain in the ass for me, but pretty useful… this ability that allowed the user to sense and locate someone by their Ki, the stronger the Ki the easier it is to locate. “Got it,” I smiled pointing to where I had sensed what I thought was Roshi’s ki.

“I also sense one pretty close in strength to that one, but it's on the opposite side,” Morgiana added with a smile, reminding me how better she was at the spiritual part of Ki control, the part I apparently lacked in.

“Before you go,” Kami said, stopping us from leaving, “Remember, humans are… fragile… don’t… well, fight them… unless you absolutely need to,”

“Okay,” Morgiana nodded.

“Sure,” I nodded, and seconds later… we were off into the sky, flying was so liberating… being one with the sky… was like a dream come true, at least for me.

“What do you think the dragon will look like?” Morgiana inquired.

“Mmm, like a big worm?” I chuckled.

“As long as I get my bacon, I’m okay with that,” Morgiana smiled with a hungry look on her face, bacon being the sole drive within her right now.

“Well, then let's get you that bacon,” I knew that wish was a waste, but I didn't want anything, and what I wanted… the current dragon ball couldn't provide, besides, this wish was better than the first wish the dragon balls were used for... If I recall correctly it was for a pair of used panties… disgusting, at least infinite bacon can feed a family.. Well, partially.

“There is a kid down there,” Morgiana pointed.

“Huh?” I followed her hand, and what I saw… surprised me, it seems Morgiana had found Goku, though I don’t remember him fighting with wolves, perhaps my knowledge of the series was a bit rusty, “He seems to be fighting a pack of wolves,” I commented a bit surprised we flew so much terrain in so little time, “What do you think?”

“He will win, those wolves are weaker than him,” Morgiana stated.

“Hm,” I nodded, and sure enough I started to see Goku dispatching off the pack like they were nothing, “I will go and say hi,” I decided, for if Goku was here, the obnoxious genius of Bulma was near, and her radar would come… quite handy.

“Got it,” Morgiana said as she descended with me into the ground behind Goku.

“Hi,” I waved at Goku as I avoided an unconscious wolf flying my way as Goku kicked him dead.

“Oh? Hi!” Goku waved back happily, “Are you guys looking for food too?” so… he is not going to question how we got here?....

“We could eat,” Morgiana answered a bit too fast… really what's up with her and food.

“Sure, why not,” I nodded.

“Awesome! Then let me get a few more of these!” Goku said, beaming with happiness, as he continued to beat the pack of wolves… aka our dinner.

As we waited… one or two wolves tried to attack us, but the moment their eyes met ours… they simply ran… you know it's sad… wolves have better common sense than Goku, for all he knows we could be bad guys and as he is now…. He has no chance of beating us, not even in Oozaru form.

“Done!” Goku announced happily, “I will eat three wolves, and you two.. Three each right?” he said as he started to skin the dead wolves.

“Do they taste good?” Morgiana inquired.

“Yeah,” Goku nodded.

“Then make that four,” Morgiana smiled, eager… to try wolf meat… as for me, well… I was far beyond the point of caring about stuff like this… I was in a new world, so I might as well try new things.

“What about you?” Goku turned to me, “Three or?”

“I’ll take one, I ate something before coming here,” I answered.

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After skinning the wolves, which took approximately around one hour, we started to walk with Goku towards his camp, on the way telling us everything about his adventure and his life… no filters whatsoever, and all of that without even asking our names… This kid was the perfect target for credit card scams…

“Oh yeah! I forgot! What are your names?” Goku inquired.

“Morgiana,” Morgiana replied.

“Masrur,” I answered.

“Weird names…” Goku commented, as he continued to walk towards his camp.

The… next part was quite what I expected of meeting the obnoxious woman behind the dragon radar, as soon as we arrived at Goku's camp, and Bulma saw the skinned wolves in our backs… she exploded... screaming at Goku yet for bringing something so disgusting by her standards back, she then turned to us screaming how everyone around her were savages…with disgusting tendencies.

“A piece of advice…” I said interrupting her, “Don’t push the buttons of someone with enough strength to kill you with a shout…” I was a bit mad… see, being a Fanalis means I have super sensitive ears, which means, her screams… hurt… literally.

“I don’t like her,” Morgiana pouted, rubbing her ears.

“I know…” I sighed… doing the same.

“Who are you two anyway?” Bulma inquired a bit more calmed.

“Friends of the little kid you were yelling at a few seconds ago… before turning to us,” I answered.

“Well… if you are going to eat those things… I’m out of here,” Bulma sighed, going inside her capsule home.

“Not going to miss you,” I muttered.