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Movie Mondays: A Karate Christmas Miracle (2019) (Patreon)

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2024-10-15 03:23:53
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You really have to see this Erictober entry to believe it's a real movie, and even then you might not even believe that it is

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Jackson Olsen

christmas came early yall!

LunarZeta

This is literally the most insane movie we have ever watched and it’s not very close

Jake

David Lunch wishes he could make something this cryptic and dreamlike

Caleb F

The dad coming in after the board breaking like a surprise wrestler entering the ring in WWE sent me over the edge my god.

frumpis

crimbus

kullendakid

Jubio jump in the sleigh

kullendakid

Wow this movie is actually one of the worst ones yet lmao

Big Bad Bug

We gotta watch A Wrestling Christmas Miracle. Maybe a December theme of sports based holiday movies?

Maximilian Baranek

holy fuck that board breaking scene ruined my life

RLD

A wrestling based coup in Africa. It could happen here too.

Ian Drake

we’re so back

David DP

[MARK COUSINS VOICE]: The camera draws in. We see a mother and a son, sat awake at the end of the sons bed. Concern racks the mother's face. The son has awoken from a nightmare. And suddenly, the son reaches out his arm; notice the tenderness of it, see how effortlessly director Julie Kimmel has inverted our expectations. A child, woken from a nightmare, yet reassuring his mother. And then.. "Mom, I have a message for you. I have to remain completely silent from now until Christmas day and focus on only one thing - getting dad back"

Adam McClung

no chatgpt. pure human ingenuity.

Finkelquess

Thank you for this gift

Yup

SHE “MOO” ON MY ~VIE~ UNTIL I MONDAY

Yup
>>152436838

this is the most fucked up one weve seen

Goldcoinz

Remarkable that they made an AI generated movie all the way back in 2019

trusty patches

you guys know Eric Roberts was on dancing with the stars right?

superstar2000

this is like All Monsters Attack

gooper

the themes here are not so different than in Alan Wake

Robbie Cleary

did anyone point out that the kid was not doing karate it was like judo or something

Willhelm

The blossoming friendship between Elizabeth and Abby is a tearjerker

Darby

i literally could not believe what i was watching when they went through the belt colors

5stardenny

bob is a laura palmer-esque character