Masha titboxing Helen (Patreon)

Story by  Sandcastles Luffington 

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Still a big fan of Hellbridge’s work at https://www.patreon.com/hellbridge. I don’t think I’ve really written anything furrier than monstergirls that wasn’t Hellbridge. Their style is just right for my tastes, and presumably the muscles, huge tits, chubby ladies and of course, constant wrestling/boxing helps. I get the urge to write for his setting once in a while, since it seems to have a storyline going on that isn’t touched on too much. If I had the time, I’d like to write out every match for every character’s supposed fight record. Hell doesn’t have a lot of lore in mind outside the ring so I get a lot of “They’re from America. Write whatever” if I ask. 

Big thanks to Hell for drawing these two idiots for me while I was asking about the story! I threw together Mina and Richter as the announcers to avoid having to slog through boxing stories. I found out really early on that boxing is fucking hard to write because you kind of have three or so “moves” to write. Wrestling has kicks, punches, slaps, lifts, running around, but boxing is effectively punch and block. The narrators using broad strokes and sidebar conversations makes it really fun to play around with.

More than anything, I think I love writing the last couple lines of this story. I end every Hellbridge story I can with them eagerly mentioning some fight coming “next week” because I love that lazy worldbuilding of dropping names or ideas. Might follow up on them someday, but just saying “The Gorillionaire versus the Brutal Poodle” may be better than anything I could actually write. I’m even considering just writing up a night’s fight lineup with dumb shit like that…

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“Good evening, titfight fans! Welcome back to another night of bust-busting action! Hope you’re all rested and hydrated from our last match because we have our main event of the night waiting for you!” Mona was lively as always, the young, bespectacled sportscaster mouse calling the shots from ringside. Sitting beside her was Richter, her usual partner and a retired ring veteran of a rhinoceros.

“Damn straight. We have another international clash as the heavyweight titboxing champion of Russia, fan-favorite Masha ‘The Polar Doll,’ goes up against the Canadian champ Helen.”

The camera and the jumbotron cut to a cross-cut picture of the two combatants. Both were muscular, busty and sexy, like most of the fighters in the league. Masha kept her hair cut short and sporty like most of her fur, the powerful polar bear braced with her red gloves raised. She was otherwise naked from the waist up, a mouthguard barely visible behind her curled lip. She scowled seriously across at her opponent, thick arms bulging and her blue nipples perky as they pointed towards her. She wore nothing but a red and gold pair of boots and trunks to match her gloves.

Her opponent was similar in a broad sense, the most noticeable difference being that she was a moose. Helen was a little taller than Masha, even before you considered her short antlers. Her brown fur had a darker shade where it grew past her ears to her middle-back. She had full, dark lips that were locked in a confident smile, her blue and white attire almost mockingly opposed to Masha’s.  She was a bit more lean than Masha, her thick muscles wound tight around the chesty moose’s body. She was still taller and a bit broader, if not as thick, but what everyone noticed was the size difference in their bust. Masha was certainly chesty, but Helen’s were massive. She had been busty to begin as a mother of two, but some added implants had pushed her ridiculously huge to where her puckered nipples were topping off a pair of M cups on official records. It almost made the matchup look like Masha was enviously glaring at her big, overly round enhanced chest.

“So let’s talk about the elephant in the room, Rick,” Mona started.

“I thought she was in the last match?” the rhino chuckled.

“I mean the implant debate. Not many fighters have gone after artificial breast enhancements, but Helen’s reported no problems at all with hers. Do you think that will have an affect on tonight’s fight?”

“Oh it’s a real hot topic. It’s not steroids level taboo, but it just wasn’t as readily available back in the old days. Not once you saw a lady pop a cheap boobjob like it a balloon. These days, though, we’ve known several fighters who maintain fighting careers with their modern day implants. The general word is it makes them not just bigger, but tougher. Almost like extra airbags.”

“So you think the advantage is Helen’s?” Mona pried.

“I’m saying both ladies have incredibly dynamic track records. Masha’s pulled some huge upsets while she’s also flubbed some gimmes from making simple mistakes. The girl’s always a wild card, especially if she can get a second wind or two in there.”

“A third wind.”

“Exactly.”

“Well the ladies are ready in their corners, so let’s get to the fight. We’re running on hardcore rules tonight, so as long as the gloves stay on, the ladies stop at the bell between rounds and anything goes. The fight goes until someone’s down for 10.”

The women’s seconds gave them a last minute check before they raised their gloves and the bell went off.

Richter: “And here we go! The ladies are playing it safe so far, trading some testing jabs before investing too deep.”

Mona: “A real contrast in their expressions though. Masha looked committed to winning while Helen keeps up her playful smile. She even dodges that right from Masha and blows her a kiss.”

Richter: “A beauty like that, she’d put anyone off their game at least a  little.”

Mona: “Definitely getting under Masha’s skin. The Polar Doll comes at Helen a lot harder! And there’s a couple of hard rights to the ribs!”

R: “Damn! Gotta love that jiggle!”

M: “Not as much jiggle as Masha’s though, with all that extra weight. Masha’s working her back into a corner but OOF! Too heavy on the offense.”

R: “Helen crushes Masha’s muzzle with a pair of heavy crosses! Right and left! 

M: “Masha tries to back out of it but she’s too deep in! Helen played her like a fiddle getting her to overexert like this!”

R: “The bear beauty’s looking like a bobblehead as Helen takes her to town. She can’t get her guard up fast enough.”

M: “OOH! And not like it does her much good!”

R: “Helen read her like a book and creams Masha in the breadbasket. She’s down clutching her guts and the ref is in for the countdown.”

M: “Helen is looking plenty proud of herself right about now.

R: “You know Masha’s not going to stay down this early, but you can’t argue that it’s a powerful way to set the tone of the fight.”

M: “And Masha’s back up by five. Helen gives her some space to shake off the cobwebs before they’re called back in for the fight.”

R: “Looks like Masha’s trying to play it safe out there.”

M: “Can you blame her after a beating like that? You can see the determination in her eyes as she tries to shrug off that takedown.”

R: “Helen doesn’t take long to come out swinging! The ladies trading blows to the tits as they try and close the distance.”

M: “Whether they’re real or fake, they make for some easy targets when they stick out almost as their arms.”

R: “Oof! Looks like Helen felt that one as Masha gets a cross right to her nipple.”

M: “And there’s the mother’s milk! Masha draws first milk!”

R: “Annnnd eats some leather for it! The Polar Doll a little to eager for some payback and pays the price.”

M: “Helen tries to press the attack and starts to beat Masha’s funbags like speedbags! The Russian’s starting to back into a corner…”

R: “But she feints her way back in! She locks up with Helen and gets into a clinch to buy herself some time!”

M: “Not just time, either. Masha’s putting some real power into that polar bearhug.”

R: “You’re right! Helen’s really feeling it as Masha puts the squeeze on her. You can see the moose milf’s udders leaking out between the two fighters.”

M: “Masha suddenly pulling loose!”

R: “And she gets Helen with a killer hook! Right in the moosejaw!”

M: “Helen looking dazed but angry as she tries to rush back in but there’s the bell! That’s the end of round 1!”

R: “Masha can get a bad rep sometimes after some devastating losses, but people can easily forget she’s a savy titboxing veteran. Classic strategy there by using the clock to her advantage.”

M: “Is it really that viable a strategy tonight?”

R: “Well nothing’s guaranteed… no battle strategy survives contact with the enemy, after all.”

M: “Oh quit dodging the question, you big lug.”

R: “Well as an even older vet of the ring, that approach would work wonders in a points match. In a knockout slugfest like this, a tough fighter like Helen might be able to shrug that blow off in between rounds and reset the playing field.”

M: “Looks like the fighters are finishing that break right now. Helen’s ring girls seem to have stopped her milk flow for now, so her perky pair are ready for action once again.”

R: “Good thing too, because there’s the bell.”

M: “Both girls starting to show some greater care for their footwork and pacing themselves in the early round.”

R: “Classic round 2 jitters. You’re starting to feel the burn and the bumps that are going to turn into bruises later. Even the pros get it now and then.”

M: “Helen moves in, using her minor reach advantage to peck away at Masha’s aching chest.”

R: “Having seen hunt and peck methods like that since I had went ten rounds of cockboxing with Woodpecker Rogers…”

M: “Masha refuses to get bullied around this round as she moves right in! A grazing hit to the right tit but she powers in past Helen’s reach!”

R: “That’s right where you wanna be! Good move!”

M: “Helen’s caught trying to reach inside her own arms while Masha is pummeling those silicone moneymakers!”

R: “Masha’s got tit-uppercuts for days out there! You can just see the power in those bulging biceps as much as Helen’s bouncing boobs!”

M: “The moose tries retreating and Masha won’t let her…”

R: “Ohhh! And it looks like Masha forgets her lower body work again! Big knee out of nowhere!”

M: “Masha is just bent over double as Helen nails her in the pussy! Masha just can’t believe it!”

R: “She doesn’t have to, because here comes another! Helen has got her by the hair as she rams knee after knee into the polar bear’s pair!”

M: “Masha’s started to lose her milk as her jugs get smashed out of shape over and over! Helen’s playful side is long gone by now!”

R: “Even the sweetest girls have to get a little brutal if they’re going to last in titboxing. It’s not like they’re playing hopscotch in there.”

M: “Masha’s just moaning in pain as Helen starts beating the milk out of her opponent!”

R: “Milk for milk, as they say.”

M: “Pretty sure just you say that, Rick.”

R: “When you’ve been around as long as I have, it comes up.”

M: “Ooh! Looks like Masha’s joined the low blow club! A stiff jab to the pussy gets Helen to back the fuck off.”

R: “The bear’s really feeling it as she gets back to her feet. Helen goes back in, a little eager for that payback…”

M: “And Masha sidesteps her! Counters with a hard hook to the side of Helen’s jugs!”

R: “A classic Newt’s cradle maneuver! Helen’s boobs are still bouncing from that as Masha really works the moose’s guts.”

M: “Helen gives her a few frantic blows in return but there’s the bell! Masha making a much better showing in round 2, huh Rick?”

R: “She’s gained a lot of ground. Both girls are leaking and there’s some serious bruises starting to show up on those beauties. You can be sure those jugs are going to become prime targets as the fight goes on. It’s a big risk to go for a head shot with a pair of big sensitive targets right in front of you.”

M: “Insightful and creepy as always, Rick. The ladies are back up for round 3 with their game faces on.”

R: “They need em right now. If one of them pushes hard enough, this just might be the fight. They’d need to go in pretty aggressive though…”

M: “Oh! How’s that for aggressive?! Masha goes right for Helen’s nipple and nearly flattens it out! You can see the outline of her implant as Masha’s biceps bulge with some impressive power!”

R: “Really stress testing Helen’s surgery by the look on her face! Helen’s stunned as Masha sends in a flurry of jiggling jabs!”

M: “Helen gets a few punches back at her but it’s right into Masha’s gloves and arms. Masha stays light on her feet and bashes the bigger moose with a tit-buster uppercut!”

R: “Watch those nips, Helen! You’re gonna lose an eye like that!”

M: “The heavy implants throw off her weight from a busty blow like that! Helen goes to her knees and the count starts as Masha gives her some breathing room.”

R: “Our Polar Doll’s working up a sweat herself. I’m sure she’s proud as much as she is glad for the break. That was one impressive offensive.”

M: “Helen’s back up at 5. Masha keeps moving in on her but the moose milf is understandably cagey about a direct attack. She’s sizing up Masha for an opening and just not finding one.”

R: “Looks like Masha’s bullying her into a corner, Mina! She can have her way with her if she can pull off a trap like that.”

M: “Helen takes a desperate swing at Masha, it’s going too wide! Or…”

R: “Or it’s a feint! Masha walks right into a sneaky hook! It lands right where her great white boobs meet her ribs!”

M: “A real sweet spot too, by the looks. Right where the weight of her boobs will pull against her muscles.”

R: “Something of an Achilles’ tit, if you will.”

M: “I absolutely will not, Rick.”

R: “Well like it or not, Masha’s thrown off by that one! Helen catches Masha’s arm and is beating her ribs and boobs interchangeably so Masha doesn’t know where to block!”

M: “Masha swings her free arm, gets a good clean shot across Helen’s muzzle… oh wow!”

R: “Helen’s having none of it! She gets a glove behind Masha’s head and sidesteps her, slamming her into the turnbuckle.”

M: “Looks like some lucky fans in the east side of the arena get an extra close eyeful as Masha’s boobs are absolutely CRUSHED against the turnbuckle! She’s more bruised and milky than before!”

R: “Helen keeps up the attack, pulling on her head and hair to pound and grind her into the ropes! Brutal as hell, but you GOT to respect the efficiency of that move!”

M: “Masha’s all howls and cries and Helen grabs her arms! She pulled them back and plants a boot in the bear’s back, pushing her defenseless tits all over the ropes and ringpost!”

R: “Looks like Masha’s saved by the bell, but at what cost? The bear is just slumped over the top ropes, leaking lactation outside the ring. I haven’t seen a fighter need a break that bad since ‘Hot Dam’ Buckley got his beaver balls busted back in the British Belt-Off.”

M: “Bet you couldn’t say that three times fast.”

R: “Sure can’t. And who would want to?”

M: “Masha does look in serious shape though. She just collapses into her corner for her corner girls to work their magic.”

R: “Magic nothin’. Masha needs a miracle out there. They scrub up all the sweat and milk they can and she’s back in for round 4.”

M: “Masha tries to play defensive but Helen’s coming out like a bull moose. She gets Masha to put her gloves up before sinking one massive straight into her big blue nipple.”

R: “And another one! Just to make ‘em match! She just pounded Masha’s tits flat enough to match a B-cup for a second there!”

M: “Masha falls over cradling her breasts. Looks like the pain’s just too much for her. The ref hits a six count.”

R: “She’s smart to stay down right now. She needs to get that milk under control and rest up as much as she can if she’s going to make a comeback.”

M: “She’s back up at eight and the ref gives them the go-ahead. Helen comes in with another couple power blows that nearly knock Masha’s guard away. She knows she has Masha on the run…”

R: “But the big bear slides in past her guard! She gets Helen with another uppercut right to the mam!”

M: “Masha must have got right on the gland because Helen is absolutely squirting her milk out! She grabs at her boob like a bullet wound as Masha give her a crushing combo to her right breast!”

R: “An uppercut AND a glove from above! Her fists are crushing Helen’s milk out like a goddamn vice right now!”

M: “The moose is trying to get the match back under control but it looks like Masha is out of hibernation now! She’s struck white oil in Helen’s baps and not letting up!”

R: “A barrage of rapid uppercuts keep Helen’s tits bouncing like a pair of upside-down speedbags! She can barely get a swing in with those funbags thumping against her chin!”

M: “Doubles the damage as it hits her face AND her chest! Masha’s felt that kind of blow before, so she knows it well.”

R: “Helen’s starting to swing back! Masha barely dodged a swing to the skull as the aching mouse pushes back out from the ropes.”

M: “Masha’s retreating fast, maybe hoping to outrun the timer…”

R: “Or something even smarter! Just watch…”

M: “What are you WHOA! What just happened!? Helen trips and eats a faceful of Masha’s right! She is DOWN!”

R: “Haha! Fighting basics 101. You gotta watch your footing. It’s just tricky when you’ve got a rack like that in the way of seeing your own toes.”

M: “Spell it out for me, Rick. I’m a sportscaster, not a fighter.”

R: “You sure look like you understand the part about not seeing your toes…”

M: “Grrr… what are you hiding!?”

R: “Masha saw her coming out in a frenzy like that. She backpedaled and positioned Helen so she’d step right where Masha went down earlier in the round and… well… leaked for a while. She probably didn’t plan it at the time, but that milk puddle made a perfect trap for her opponent. Helen took a spill on the milk and Masha was waiting with an uppercut while she went down.”

M: “Are you saying Masha was more lucky than she was smart there?”

R: “Well not to her face I’m not!”

M: “Well that’s where we are with Helen flat on the mats. She’s getting up slow, but she’s up for at nine!”

R: “She’s backing way up, and a good call. Masha seems to agree as they both hang back a few seconds until the bell.”

M: “Some heavy blows put to both fighters this round. It could be anyone’s game, as both girls are lactating and sweating buckets in their corner.”

R: “And just as wet down below, judging by Masha’s trunks…”

M: “Her tits are up here, Rick. Jeez, didn’t think I’d say something that like before I signed up here…”

R: “The girls are the very definition of a hot mess as they get back up for round five. They’re moving a little sluggish as they take some testing blows at each other’s guard. Not that there’s anything wrong with a boxing slug. I knew a guy who got into titboxing… well, after the sex change of course, but with slugs it’s-”

M: “As ridiculously interesting as that sounds, let’s focus on the fight. Masha gets some hard hits on Helen’s arms but Helen beats her back with a glove to the ear. They’re starting to get more committed as they eat up the clock and here comes Helen with that footwork!”

R: “She hooks a leg in Masha’s and leaned into her pussy just as she catches her with a hard left to the snout! Masha goes down to kiss the mats!”

M: “It’s a slow crawl but she’s definitely getting back up. She rolled onto her back to take the pressure off her breasts in a tactical move, starting to push- OOF! Not as tactical as she hoped!”

R: “Wow! I LOVE a lady with commitment like that! Helen is here to WIN! She just stomped both of her boots on Masha’s pussy!”

M: “The poor she-bear is writhing in agony as she holds her crotch with both gloves! The ref urges Helen back and restarts the count.”

R: “Not against the rules, but it’s pretty ruthless. Something tells me her kids are very lucky or very unlucky when their punishments come around.”

M: “Masha managed to get back up at 9, but she’s not looking good. She’s even more gassed as she sucks down all the air she can to try and shut out the pain in her pussy.”

R: “There’s one trick I got taught real early on about taking low blows…”

M: “Yea?”

R: “Don’t get hit by a low blow. I’ve seen way too many fights get turned around because you weren’t minding your junk.”

M: “Well it definitely took some wind out of Masha’s sails as Helen herds Masha back. She can’t guard fast enough as Helen lands some more booby blows. She’s left picking and choosing what she can and can’t take as more milk leaks over her furry front.”

R: “She sneaks in some body blows where she can. Helen’s feeling them pretty hard but she’s not letting up on this blitz on Masha’s body.”

M: “Masha’s up against the ropes! She turtles up with her arms around her chest, absolutely in tears as she can’t handle the pain! Her boobs are swelling up bigger than usual with that kind of beating!”

R: “She’s panting like a bitch in heat as Helen suddenly has a field day with her face! Some absolute crushers nail Masha’s muzzle as spit flies out of the ring! Hope Masha didn’t have a hot date tonight because OUCH!”

M: “I’m shocked she has more milk in there as they leak out past her gloves. Masha suddenly dives in! One more desperate clinch!”

R: “After what she pulled before? She might have a strategy… or she might be punchdrunk off her ass. We’ll have to HELLO! Thank YOU, Masha!”

M: “Oh! It appears Masha has accidentally pulled down Helen’s trunks!”

R: “Miss Moose is thrown off by that! She grabs at her bottoms instead of Masha, ruining a perfectly good view! Lucky for us that gloves aren’t so great for putting your pants on.”

M: “It’s not a graceful look for Masha either with her face buried in her opponent’s naked pussy, but at least she bought herself some time. In fact, that looks like it gave her an idea!”

R: “Masha with another pussy shot! She tripped right into the perfect angle with an uppercut. And it looks like Helen was getting off to the titboxing more than she wanted to let on!”

M: “I can’t believe it! An uppercut to the clit! Helen’s cumming all over Masha’s gloves! What a shocking counter attack!”

R: “Looks like that face full of cum was just what Masha needed to snap out of it! She’s getting up and swinging while Helen’s dealing with some dropped drawers and an orgasm rocking her brain!”

M: “Just like Masha’s right hooks! Holy cow! The bear knows this is her only hope and she’s going after it like she’s gone feral! Left, right, left right!”

R: “Face! Titty! Face! Titty! The Polar Doll’s gone berserk! She’s about ready to pass out so she’s dumping all she has into those blows.”

M: “Helen’s showing the battle damage as she slumps against the ropes! Blood on her pouty lips and a bruise around one eye! Both of her enhanced jugs are swelling something awful, proving bigger isn’t always better. The poor moose is a drooling mess!”

R: “After all the pussy punishment she put Masha through, hard to blame The Doll for doing the same. You can see the veins build up in that big bicep as Masha sends a killer left at Helen’s kisser. The moose barely able to move, she tries to dodge… wait! Here comes Masha’s right!”

M: “Oh my god!”

R: “HELL yea! Haha! Now THAT’S how you do it!”

M: “Ladies and gentlemen at home, Masha has punched Helen completely out of the ring with a double uppercut to the tits! The top-heavy beauty is laid out on the mats outside the ring in a mess of milk! She looks like she’s out cold from that one!”

R: “Ohhh no way she’s getting up from that! Wrestling, maybe, but you don’t see a boxer fly out of the ring over the top rope and get back up, especially in  a state like that.”

M: “The ref is counting to make it official. Masha looks half drunk with exhaustion, legs shaking…”

R: “Better than Helen! Looks like I’ll need to rub them down to make them feel better.”

M: “Oh she took the fall hard. She’s flat on her back, her tongue hanging out of her mouth with her damaged black and blue and brown boobs still jiggling on top of her like they’re holding her down.”

R: “Stay down,’ says the left boob. Heh heh…”

M: “Very mature. But that is 10! The ref calls the match! The winner by knockout is Masha, the Polar Doll!”

R: “I’ll say it again; the bear looks hot whether she wins or loses. Got to love a match where she gets close to doing both.”

M: “Masha remains a wild card in the league, taking on the biggest, baddest and bustiest beauties around. Not the prettiest record around, but always a fan favorite.”

R: “Well while we mop up a few gallons of moose and bear milk, let’s take a break.”

M: “And as always, join us next week when Elain ‘The Gorillionaire’ Holmes takes on Celine “The Brutal Poodle” Brodeur.”

R: “Not to mention “Crowsnest” Cassidy makes the feathers fly as she takes on the boxing ox, Tia Turnbull in a race to make the other cum, best out of 5 orgasms. Look forward to it, fight fans!”