To Quote John Waters... (Patreon)

Full credit goes to Calvin Dyson who made me laugh with his original joke.  

What do I mean by it?  Well, let's be real here: I don't have much appeal to anyone outside of the very specific niche I cater to and that's OK.  I'm extremely thankful to all those who do choose to support me here, the overwhelming majority of whom are of the feathered, scaled or fuzzy persuasion, if you know what I mean.  Sure makes spotting bots easy given we don't tend to use our human names off the bat...

Anyway, that's all.  Enjoy this silly little one-off response piece.