November Nonsense (Pat-ex*) (Patreon)

'Painting myself into a corner with a cheese sandwich' and other mixed metaphors feature in this Patrons-only monologue regarding little of genuine consequence. It's like a one-man show with a low-rent Spalding Gray...so more like a Greying Bald monologue. 

*'Pat-ex' is my new lazy abbreviation for 'Patreon Exclusive' that I'm attempting to smuggle into the lexicon.