How should I handle reading names? (Patreon)

(Reposting this with a third poll option)
So, full disclosure; I had this same problem last month, but forgot to fix it before this month came to a close. XD  

The problem being: The daunting task of reading over 1,000 names (I know my page says 962, but that's not counting people who joined/left within the same month).  

So, in the $1 tier on my page, it says your name will appear in the 2nd Fridays with Cardlin video each month. Technically, it doesn't say it will be read aloud, but I've done that up until now just as a fun courtesy to my generous patrons. =] With the recent HUGE JUMP in Patreon numbers, that went from a fun-list-reading to an intimidating task. Last month, I had to make an entirely separate video, and to be honest it didn't get that many views. Still, I know it's meaningful to a lot of people.  

Thus, I figure I'll just ask you all directly! Moving forward, should I:  

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