POLL: Which of these Pirates should I use? (Patreon)

Hehe, that title. It's for real, though; I find myself with a pirate story I'll be releasing soon (one some of you veteran Patrons might recognize from back in the day!) and I wanna know:

Which of these two pirates yall Sweethearts, Cuddly, Baaaaabydoll and Wowwy wow wow wow Cardigans prefer?