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Just because I'm a bad guy... doesn't mean I'm a bad guy, right?

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Laurence Lacroix

*Insert here -Excuuuuse me Princess!- Legend Of Zelda scenes*

Tanner Petersen

This is the sweetest thing oh my goooood

cherri

I would love more DomListener kinda roleplays. DD/lg is great and all but some switched roles would be nice =)

Amy King

Love this audio, as a nerd and 90s kid I grew up hating the bad guys, now I just want to do naughty things with them! Please do a part 2! Make a poor princess wannabe very happy! :)

Ms B Have

I loved this 😘💖

Cheyenne Rowe

Could we have another one of these, but instead of a flustered villain, we have a dominant and forward villain?

CardlinAudio

Eyy, could you please submit your idea to my reddit script idea page? <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CardlinEroScriptIdeas/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.reddit.com/r/CardlinEroScriptIdeas/</a>

Tiger Rose

This is so cute and funny- i love it

CassiopeiaHashimaVA

Sounding more like he broke up with you than us, Mr. Cardlin.

Wldgrl

Is this ComiCon inspired Erotica?? 😉🎧❤️

Sandra Lorenz

OH MY GOD YES I'M EARLY!!! I'll give my opinion in 10 minutes 👍

Sandra Lorenz

Okay I give this a 10/10 ! Good amount of humor in there, nice story and I can not get the thought of the stupid hero being Link out of my head hahaha 😂 Well to be honest, I know some people that ship Zelda and Ganondorf sooooo...yeah I'll recommend them listening to this here on your Patreon page 😁 They'll love it as much as I do! Hope you stay how you are forever, because YOU'RE AWESOME!!! Thank you for making these audios! 💕

Elise Pierce

I saw villain and clicked as fast as I could!

Kayleigh

Yes!!! I live for this stuff!!! It's so charming and silly! You're a great voice actor as always! ♥♥♥

Rachel Ames

yep deffinatly funny i knew this is what boozer and peach were doing all this time lol

AllieB

Hi cardlin, I know you're busy with your son, but your erotic videos keep getting shorter and shorter. Is there a way we can get back to the nice 13-15 minute videos

AllieB

I just love these so much, but I know you're super busy. Either way, keep up the good work

Becky Schumacher

OMG I love it! You're so talented! Very unique idea for an audio.

Lauren K

XD Oh goodness!

Nicole Smith

So cute! Thanks for another good one :)

Dominique Hughes

Great work, that was soild voice work. It was very funny and light hearted. kind of reminded me of a boyfriend and girlfriend fighting about something silly and then having make up "fun time ". However not a fan of this voice you used. i know its based off of a game, so i get. I thought you were going to go with the tone you used for the beast in the beauty and the beast audio. (it was kind of like that). But that is just my thoughts. Great work, keep it up!!

Jennifer L.

Omg I love it. I laughed to much at the villains comments! Keep up the great work

Misa Amane

This was really well done! ^^

Ileandra & Raven

Loved this! Silly cute and funny. And yes, of course, sexy too. x

FightingDreamer56

Princess Peach came to mind listerning to this.

KanernMeadow

The beginning made me giggle!! Very well done my Cardlin.

KanernMeadow

Light hearted and silly! I LOVE IT!!!!!! <3 <3

Tiffani

Both hilarious and hot 😂😍😂😍😂😍

Ileandra & Raven

In fact, on listening to this again, I hear Super Paper Mario (!). The intro to that game is Count Bleck forcing Princess Peach and Bowser into marriage (don't ask!) and this is toooooootally a conversation between the big green meanie and the princess. I see the little figures in my mind's eye as I listen. Great work! ^_^

Monique (Mimzz)

Nice to see him record an script fill from maiden, very talented writer ☺

SuperCoolOrginalUsername

Your great cardlin! And this audio was a lot of fun! ...but I feel that this would have been better if it wasnt erotic.

cryptidalex

Honestly I couldn't stop laughing, I absolutely love this!! Such a Great pick me up

Leah

That laugh is too funny! Helped pull me out of a funk.

Giovanny Castro

How do i listen to his other eroticas? Like the unfinished ones on youtube?

Cassandra H.S.

I needed this- after a bad week. <33333 I laughed when he got spotted helping an old woman across the street- and goodness, the princess has ...skills. I wonder if the villain has action figurines in his other lair ;)

Pilahi Moran

If you click on the mp3 link it takes you to the google drive and there you will find the treasures!

Rhaeya Elise Blackwell

Anything for us guys soon? :c As much as I love these, I've been feeling a little left out as well

Becky Schumacher

This satisfies my virgin nerd kink on SO many levels. I'd love to hear a sequel where they go on their honeymoon to the tropics. 💜

PrincessLIly

*legit thought this was Zelda and Ganon* ^_^

Faylen

That laugh though 😍😍😂😂

Ella

holy fucking jesus christ, this was really fucking awkward for me.........I LOVE IT

Shelby Rule

I'm gonna be honest here. Honestly wasn't my favorite. I couldn't really get into it because the villain voice was to "browser" for me. I like the more deep, dark, low and succulent voice that whispers in my ear. Also I understand your a very busy man, so not extremely with just oral sex in it. Other than I appreciate your content and what you put out. It was only MY opinion, keep doing you!

levisimp

u should've gotten a mail from him. If you signes up with a google email then they should be under google drive and then under "shared with me"

Brown Eyed Girl

I really didn't like this one. of all the audios posted, this is the only one I couldn't finish.

Bex S.

I didn't expect to like this one, but honestly I found it cute and endearing.

Magpie Boss

I hadn't come around to listen to this yet. I love it! XD

Zombii Hyena

God, the "He said W HA T" had me dying 😂 This is so cute

Laurie Leyva

Not my fave... still love you though 😉

Sol Amanuel

I love the grunting voice. Its cool, I would love to here more of that.

Kimberly

It was entertaining, but I kept getting visions in my head of King Koopa getting his rocks off on Princess Peach...

Deidra Goodman

"Hello bowser, my name is peach and Mario just broke up with me."

RosieChim

Cardlin: *laughs mechanically* I HAVE YOU NOW Me: *rolls eyes* k *sleeps* AND DO A PART TWO PLS

Tiffani

Lmao, what did I say in your Livestream? I rest my case 😂😂😂

Castille

I’m sorry, but this is adorable.