Absorb and Replace: Dragon Maid (Absorption, Inanimate TF, Dragon Maid) (Patreon)

The saucer came to a stop above the apartment building with a purr. Humming to herself, Ni dropped out of the craft and floated down with a laugh, her antigravity boots buzzing as they worked to keep her buoyant. Landing on the roof with a little smack, she stretched. “Nyaah~, it feels good to catch a breath of fresh air after spending so long cooped up on the ship, nya. Travelling through the Nyar Gate is suuuuch a pain.” 

She sniffed the air; her ears twitched. Looking around, she approached the edge of the rooftop and peered over the edge. “Wow, what a pretty city, nya!” It was interesting how many of these alternate Earths looked almost exactly like Bakeneko Earth during the early 21st century. It was a funny coincidence that. 

Turning away, she clapped her hands with a smug grin. “Well, time to have some fun, nya.” Licking her lips, she approached the stairs. She had the scent of some fun prey already~.

*

Squeezing the handle of her broom, Tohru stepped back and grinned at the sight of the spotless living room before her. She’d done such a great job cleaning up the mess she’d made! Miss Kobayashi would be so proud of her.

The front door opened with a creak.

Speaking of… “Miss Kobayashi!” Grinning, Tohru spun around. It was a little early for Miss Kobayashi to be back from work already, but Tohru certainly wasn’t disappointed. “Miss Kobayashi! What are you doing back al–?” She froze.

Instead of the Miss Kobayashi she’d been expecting, a blue-haired young woman stood in the doorway, her grin wide and mischievous. A pair of cat’s ears flicked atop her head. A furry tail flexed behind her. And between her legs, a… a… W-was that a…?

The catgirl giggled. “Like the sight of it, nya?” Striding forward, she lifted her skirt and pulled down her panties, allowing the massive rod of meat to flop out into the open. “Maybe you’d like to get a closer look?” 

Tohru overcame her embarrassment with a roar of indignation. “Wh-who are you? What are you doing in here? Get out now, before I–” She drew in a deep breath, intending to roar, and found herself frozen instead, her body caught in a coat of pink light emanating from the wand in the catgirl’s hand. 

Licking her lips, the catgirl stepped closer. “Don’t worry, I didn’t mean anything like that, nya. Oh, no. I had something much more fun in mind.” With her free hand, she grabbed her cock and gave it a sharp pump, causing a glob of something translucent to drip from the tip. At the same time, she twisted her strange wand. Its beam flared with an electrical roar. 

A rush of sudden sensation rolled through Tohru’s body. With a gasp, she struggled to look down and moaned as what she saw. Her body was bubbling, bubbling and melting like soup on the hob. Even as she watched, a large bubble of molten flesh rose from her cheek and flew through the air, striking the catgirl’s cock with a plop like water into mud. It throbbed, swelling even larger.

“Nnn~!” Gritting her teeth, Tohru struggled to fight against the tidal force assaulting her, but the power of it was overwhelming–even as she thrashed, she found herself sucked off the floor scales-turned-clothes and all and flung through the air towards the catgirl’s erect member. “Nooo!” 

The last thing she saw was its swollen glans rising to meet her. The next, everything went dark. 

When her consciousness returned to her, she found herself stuck on the spot, unable to raise a foot or lift a leg or indeed move her body at all. Her form went so hard, so rigid, as every nerve in her body had been pulled taut and couldn’t be released. She wanted to pant for breath, she felt so heady and pent-up. Every cell in her body felt as if it were on fire. 

Wh-what’s–? Even as she struggled to figure out the answer, a giant hand flew towards her. N-no! No! Stay away! Stay–! 

Grabbing her, the hand started to pump. Tohru screamed in utter ecstasy. 

*

After emptying her balls in the bathtub, filling it to the brim, Ni headed to one of the bedrooms. There she examined herself in the mirror, enjoying the way her cock had swollen with the addition of the unfortunate dragon: since slurping her up, it had grown at least twice as long and thick, her balls swelling in proportion. She’d have had trouble hiding them if she didn’t want to use a ninja-field. 

Just as she was about to move on, someone else knocked at the door.

Ni couldn’t keep herself from grinning. “Nyow who could that be, nya?” She sniffed and caught the delicious scent of another dragon. “Mmm~, someone tasty. I wonder what I should do with this one, nya.” 

“Tohru? Tohru, are you there?” 

Ni licked her lips. Time for a little deception.

*

“Toooohru? Toooohru, are you home?” When no one replied a second time, Elma put her hands on her hips and pouted. Why would Tohru ask her to meet her here if she wasn’t even planning to open the door?

A frightful thought occurred to her. Was this some sort of ambush? 

She hopped back, hands raised to defend herself, but before she had a chance, the door swung open instead. 

“Hi, Elma!” said Tohru. “Sorry for taking so long to respond! I was really focused on my ironing, haha.” 

Elma huffed. “Next time, just shout! You didn’t have to leave me waiting!” 

Tohru rubbed the back of her head and blushed. “Ahahaha, sorry about that…” 

Elma lowered her arms. “What did you want to talk to me about, anyway?” 

A thin smile returned to Tohru’s lips. “Well,” she said, leaning comfortably close. “Come with me, and I’ll tell you~.” She grabbed Elma’s hand and dragged her in the direction of a bedroom. 

“Why couldn’t you tell me in the living room?” asked Elma, as Tohru slammed the door behind her. 

“Because I couldn’t do this in the living room,” said Tohru, grabbing Elma’s shoulders and pushing her onto the bed. 

“H-hey!” cried Elma. “What are you–?” Before she had chance to finish the question, Tohru threw herself on top of her, landing so their bodies were pressing face to face, boob to boob, and sex to sex. Elma squirmed as Tohru rubbed against her. “T-Tohru! What are you–?” 

With a grin, Tohru kissed her, hard, tongue coiling around Elma’s own. Elma’s went wide and then slammed tight. With a silent moan, she wrapped her hands around Tohru’s body and kissed her back, her heart pounding. Soon she was sticky with sweat, red-hot and heady, especially between the legs. 

Pulling away, Tohru gave her one last little peck on the cheek. Elma whimpered. “Wh-why now?” she said. “Why–?” 

In lieu of an answer, Tohru pushed herself up and stood on the bed. With a flex of the body, she shed her scales-turned-clothing, revealing the glistening skin beneath. Elma, looking up, found her heart pounding madly. She shed her own in a quick flash of magic, unable to bear the ecstasy that was coming. 

Instead of lowering herself like Elma had expected, however, Tohru turned around and wiggled her ass in her face instead. “Ready?” she asked. 

Elma blinked. “R-ready?” 

Tohru produced a slim blue wand. “For this.” And she dropped, ass aimed straight for Elma’s face. Elma barely even had the chance to gasp in shock before Tohru’s rear slammed into her face, burying her beneath an avalanche of assfat.  

Trapped, she could only moan in lust. T-Tohru… Tohru is sitting on me! She should hate it–it was awful–and yet…

Just as she thought she might grow to like the sensation, a bolt of lightning struck her side and made her scream in fresh ecstasy. Heat flowed through her–lava like–and under its influence, she found herself melting, melting and being drawn slowly, inexorably upward, an eruption in reverse. “T-Tohru! Wha–Mmmphf! Mmmphf!” 

Darkness surrounded her. She lost track of time. When her senses returned to her, she was looking down at the bed from a strange new vantage point. E-eh? But…

Two familiar hands seized her face, and Elma squealed in ecstasy. 

*

Releasing her transformation with an enormous shiver, Ni squeezed her new ass and shuddered in delight. Elma had made it so fat she’d never need another cushion again. Or a chair, for that matter–all she had to do was find a spot she liked and drop: her bloated new rear would take care of the rest of it for her.

Massaging her swollen cheeks and enjoying the moans of pleasure emanating from inside them, Ni cocked her head in thought as she went through the former dragon’s memories. Who should she target next? Who would be the most fun? 

A fresh thought bubbled up out of the soup of Elma’s molten mind and gave her the answer instantly. Oh, so Elma had been planning to meet up with someone else later, had she? 

Fufufu.

*

Taking the teacup in her hand, Lucoa raised it to her mouth and took a delicate sip. Around her, the other customers of the café talked and chatted with each other, leaving Lucoa to stare at the empty seat on the other side of her table and frown. What was going on? It wasn’t like Elma to be late to something involving food.

Just as she was about to go look for her, a familiar face turned the corner onto the street. Lucoa dropped back into her seat with a sigh of relief. 

“Lady Lucoa!” Elma cried, hopping the café fence. “Sorry, I’m late! I got caught up trying to grab the last crêpe!” 

“You and your gluttony!” said Lucoa, with a laugh. “Look, I’ve ordered some sweats for you.” She pushed a plateful of pastries across the table. 

Instead of the hunger she’d expected from the gluttonous dragon, however, Elma kept her eyes locked on Lucoa herself. “Actually, Lady Lucoa, I’ve been wondering if we could talk about something. Something important.” 

“Something important?” Lucoa leaned forward, pressing her boobs into the side of the table and almost burying her teacup beneath them. 

Elma nodded conspiratorially. “That’s right,” she said, looking left and right, as if to make sure no one was watching. “Follow me, and I’ll tell you exactly what it is.” She left her seat.

Frowning, Lucoa stood followed her. 

Leaving the café behind, Elma led them into an alley. As they approached the end, she came to a stop and turned to face her. Lucoa came to a stop as well, one eyebrow raised in confusion. “Elma,” she asked, “what is it you want to tell me?” 

“Oh, nothing amazing,” said Elma, producing a thin blue wand. “Just– Surprise!” 

She gave it a flick, and a bolt of burning pink magic slammed into Lucoa’s chest, so fast she didn’t even realize it was approaching. Snapping upright, she stood there and moaned, her entire body trembling as if electrocuted. 

‘Elma’, if it really was Elma, gave her wand a turn, and Lucoa screamed as the energy coursing through her intensified. Her body rippled and pulsed, her clothing and skin alike bubbling like a broth left too long on the stove. As she watched through trembling eyes, blobs of her self rose from her body and flowed through the air and across the alley like bubbles of mud rising from the swamp.

With a laugh, Elma pulled down her pants, and drops of Lucoa flew straight into her thighs. Boing! They thickened and grew till they were thick as tree trunks. 

As her boobs flew from her body as a pair of fatty globs, Lucoa could only stare in horror. Why would Elma choose to absorb her?! 

A moment later, the suction caught her head, and the alley spun around her as she flew across the alley, aimed straight through the plump pillars of Elma’s thighs. Schlup! Her vision blurred and darkened. 

When she came to again, it felt as if she were carrying the whole world on her shoulders. Nn~! Where–? No, it can’t be? 

A pair of hands reached down to massage her. Lucoa squealed in lust as they sank into her flesh. 

*

Releasing her transformation, Ni massaged her new thighs in delight. She’d expected Lucoa to give her a boost, but she hadn’t anticipated ending up quite so thick. Mom, she looked like she could squeeze a piece of coal into diamond.

Running her hands down her freshly-enhanced form, however, Ni frowned in dissatisfaction. Between her massive dong, her callipygian butt, and her newly-enhanced thighs, she was really bottom heavy. Any more of this, and the other ‘neko would start comparing her to Shiri. She should really do something about that.

Fortunately, she knew just how to fix it…

*

Ilulu snapped out of her nap with a ‘huh?’ as the shop door’s bell jangled. Pushing herself off the counter, she rubbed her eyes and blinked. “Take–? Is that…?” 

“Just me~,” said Lucoa, closing the door carefully behind her. 

Ilulu frowned. “Oh, it’s you.” 

“How are you enjoying your working here, Ilulu?” 

Ilulu shrugged, making her gigantic boobs wobble. Bo-woing. “It’s okay, I guess. Why are you here, anyway? You’re not after a discount or anything, are you?” 

Lucoa laughed. “Oh no, nothing like that. Here, I’ve got something for you to see.” 

“Oh yeah?” Ilulu raised an eyebrow and snorted. “What’s that?” 

“This,” said Lucoa, producing a slim blue wand. “Hold still~.” 

“Hold–?!” Ilulu didn’t get chance to finish her sentence before the bolt of magic crashed into her chest, making her boobs bounce like a pair of beach balls on the waves as the energy tore through her, making her ripple like a lake. “Nnn~!” She slammed her eyes shut and squealed, unable to bear the sensation. 

Like a candlewax under a blow torch, Ilulu’s body came apart in rivulets and blobs, flowing down out of her pants and pooling on the floor of the store in a great puddle of flesh. She squealed as her head sank into her shoulders, riding her boobs down a tunnel of cloth and out her pant leg and back onto the floor, where the suction of Lucoa’s wand snatched her straight up into the air again. She squealed as the world spun around her. What’s going on?! 

With a thin smile, Lucoa pulled down her top, exposing her own boobs in all their enormous glory. Ilulu had just enough time to take in the sight before she slammed facefirst into the older dragon’s cleavage. Schlup! “Mmmphf! Mmmphf!” Hey! Let me go! Let me go! She squirmed and thrashed, but in the end there was little she could do to keep herself from sinking into Lucoa’s breasts like a boot into mud, making them pulse and bloat with each liter of her they sucked up. 

Nnn~! Body flooded with foreign pleasure, Ilulu screwed up her eyes in one last desperate struggle, but in her fluid new form, there was simply nothing she could do. Nnn~! Help! Someone help me! 

Finally, with a tremendous boing!, the last of her slipped between them, and the world spun so fast Ilulu’s vision blurred beyond recognition.

When the spinning stopped, she found herself hanging from her cliff. Her body felt fat and heavy and strangely divided, as if she’d split into two halves. Worse, something was touching her. To her horror, she realized it was hands. Wh-what happened? Where am I now?

They squeezed tight, and Ilulu screamed as an impossible pleasure roared through her.

*

As the last few drops of Ilulu flowed out of her pants and into Ni’s cleavage, she shifted back to her normal form and looked down at herself in delight. 

It was impossible to see her bulge anymore, despite its size. Where it had been stood two vast, squishy mountains instead, a pair of boobs with more mass than the rest of her body combined, so large she could already feel them threatening to drag her down to the ground. 

Pushing herself off the store’s counter, Ni took her arms and wrapped them firmly around them, a difficult task, but one she managed with a lot of squeezing. Seeing the fat of her new boobs flowing under and over her arms, she licked her lips and flexed her tail in delight. Not bad for such a little dragon…

As she squeezed, waves of pleasure soared upward and out of them. The ecstasy only made her cock that much harder, of course, and it soon rose tall and high, slipping between them and making everything that much hotter. 

Nnn~! Nnnn~! Kobayashi! 

Wh-what’s going on?! Nnn~! It’s so…! Ah! Stop!

“Oooh, nyou two wanna play together, huh?” she asked, enjoying the sound of the lust-addled minds in her head. “Let me help nyou.” 

Grasping her enormous new boobs again, she squeezed tight, burying her hand in the fat, lifted them, and dropped them, lifted them, and dropped them. As they stroked her shaft, caught tightly between them, a tidal wave of ecstasy flowed out of her cock to stroke her mind in turn, not to mention all those now attached to her body. 

Cooing in delight, Ni pumped harder and harder, faster and faster, her breasts slapping, slick with precum, against her cock, until at last–

The pleasure became too much to bear. Throwing back her head, she gave a great moan and came with a scream, firing a stream of semen from her shaft so strong it painted the ceiling. 

Releasing her boobs, she fell back with a sigh. Drops of her own cum rained down all over her. “Nyaaah~, I’m definitely glad I came here, nya.”