Thor Ragnarok (Patreon)

This is the story all about how Marvel had very little do with Thor but get him to the infinity story line without a boat load of baggage so they decided to have a load of fun with it and basically cut chris hemsworths hair a bit but also where did te Hulk go that time he was all emo about Scarlett Johanson and left her even tho she was wearing that tight af leather outfit so he peaced out. Thats odd isnt it, just because he turns into an unstoppable rage beast he leaves? I mean, does that happen in the sack? if it does then it makes sense but i don't think he's tried and he's surely popped one off himself before now...... thinking about it maybe that's what happened. He was in calcutta feeling frisky, decided to crack one out and suddenly he fired a load so powerful it devastated part of the city? ORRR he hulked up near the vinegar stroke and turned the city into a Nickelodeon slime boost? just a thought