Moonlit Kit episode 1 (Patreon)

I've decided to start documenting the drunken rambling  conversations that my sister and I partake in of a Friday night. Most  recently, we started discussing who would win in a fight out of Gulliver  and Tintin, and after deciding that Tintin would immediately go for the  kill whereas Gulliver would try to talk it out, the conversation  evolved into something more akin to what is above.

To  be clear, this is nonsense. We just thought it was funny. ^__^' For  those who don't understand parts of it (everybody) the references are to  Johnathan Swift's novel, Gulliver's Travels, the 60's TV show  Gilligan's Island, the 1982 movie adaption of Peter Beagle's novel The  Last Unicorn, cane toads, the explorations of Charles Darwin, and the  Bulgarian psychopath Tintin.