Valentine's Day Candy Practice (Patreon)

A random observation I wanted to share: I've noticed whenever I sit down, if I am sitting on folded stacks of clothes or any other sort of loose fabric whilst naked that my butt somehow clamps down on it and brings it along with me. I guess my butt cheeks spread apart enough to make a vise when I stand up - there's been plenty of times I've walked to another room and noticed something I had been sitting on fall to the ground. Towels, pillowcases, shirts, bed sheets and more have been dragged along.

Anyway, Valentine's Day is next month and that means delicious Valentine's only candies are available in stores! Of course, I got some to practice my candy-consuming abilities before the Big Day*.

In this video I remove my shirt and then hungrily devour a heart-shaped sucker that reads "Kiss Me" while showing off my belly in the chair-and-a-half. You can hear me sucking and then munching on the lollipop when it falls apart. Not shown are the 14 other lollipops I consumed a little while later 😉

 Do you think I should do an ASMR video? Those are the audio-focused videos with people eating something close up or brushing their hair or doing some other repetitive motion that makes a pleasing sound to some people. If so, what sound(s) would you like to hear?

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*It never hurts to be prepared! Although as I am quite single, I will be having a drink alone in a dark room 🖤