Bodacia’s Xmas Miracle (1 of 2) (Patreon)

You'd be hard pressed to find a girl who loves Christmas more than Bodacia. But having grown up closer to the equator than the poles, she tended to prefer snow when it was falling a particularly romantic scene in a movie; less so when she had to be out in it herself. 

But this year's corporate holiday getaway for Lez Bien Lipstick Inc. was at a picturesque ski resort up north, and Bodacia never passed up a chance to do some networking with the bosses. Besides... these things had a fine tradition of getting pretty lit. 

However, none of that would matter if she couldn't make it to the lodge! Careful as she had been on the icy roads in her rental car from the airport, a freak blizzard had blown in out of the blue. Before she knew it she was stuck on the shoulder of the road in the middle of no where. And even worse, she discovered she had no signal at all- there would be no calling a tow truck, or even streaming her favorite shows while waiting for rescue! There was nothing to do but sit tight and hope that someone would drive by before she froze her buns off. But long minutes passed, and not a single car came in sight. She really was up a creek now... She was going to need a miracle to get out of this!

Finally, she realized she heard something almost buried by the wind: the jingling of bells? Someone must be nearby! She popped open the door and waved frantically, honking the horn with her other hand. 

A shadow in the whiteness began to solidify, and Bodacia gasped as it took form: it was a sleigh, weighed down with a huge sack, and being led by a team of reindeer! For a moment she was so shocked by the tiny figures waving back to her, clad in festive green outfits, pointed ears poking out from beneath their hats to realize the sleigh was in fact racing along several feet above the ground!! With a thud and a sudden stamping of hooves, they touched down neatly and came to a stop beside her.

"Gee lady," one of the tiny drivers chirped, sounding like he'd been sucking on a helium balloon. "Having a little car trouble?"

"Hmm, looks like you mighta bent the axel there. Nuts! Well, we don't have a tow hitch on this model, but we can certainly give ya a ride into town." The other added, voice equally squeaky. "I'm Kringle Evergreen the third, howdya do? And this is- Hey Steve, move over willya? Make room for the lady, ya dope!" He said, elbowing his grinning copilot in the ribs.

(To be concluded...)