Abso-Flute Control! (Patreon)

On a hot summer's day, in a forest within the Sinnoh region, the wild Bidoof played cheerfully and the wild Starly flew around in unison. It was a peaceful day, but the peace was about to broken. Falling out the sky from another one of their failed attempts to capture Pikachu and screaming for their lives, the trio of Team Rocket crashed to the ground below, scaring the wild Pokemon away. The trio were used to blasting off, but the pain was always sore. “Owe, why do none of our plans ever work?” moaned Jessie as she got up from the ground . “Yeah, I've lost count of how much debt we our in, creasing giant mecha robots to capture that Pikachu.” signed Meowth. “Say, where did James land?” asked Jessie. “I dunno, when we crashed down, I only remember hearing a loud splash sound...” replied Meowth. “Ah...” A short silence followed before they realized the problem fully. “A LOUD SPLASH SOUND?!?” They both screamed, looking over the large lake that laid before them. “D-Did he land in the lake do you think?” asked a worried Jessie. “Must of done, hope he didn't sink to the bottom...” Just then, a figure splashed out of the water. It was James, carrying a chest. “James, you're alive!” said a delighted Jessie, happy to see her team mate of many years was okay. “Only just.” puffed out James as he fell on all fours to the ground. “When I splashed into the water, I sank to the bottom. I thought I was a goner, but I only just made it to the surface in time!” “So what's with the chest James?” asked Meowth. “Oh that, I saw it at the bottom of the lake, I figured something might be inside so I carried it to the surface.” “TREASURE!” Shouted Jessie and Meowth. Meowth used one of his claws to pick-lock the lock on the chest. After successfully breaking it open, the lid opened to reveal a flute within the chest. “A flute?” said Jessie angerly. “What good is that?” “Maybe it's a special flute?” pondered Meowth. “It sort of resembles a Poke Flute, but the design is all different.” pondered James. James picked the flute up. “Say, maybe it's like the PokePiper of old?” wondered James. “Oh yeah, that old story.” said Jessie. “Poke what?” asked Meowth. “Its a fairytale about a town pledged with Rattata and Raticate that caused trouble for the townsfolk. One day, a guy calling himself the PokePiper used his flute to put the Rattata and Raticate into a hypnotic trance and they followed the Pokepiper and his tune right out of Town!” told James. “However, when the mayor did not reward the PokePiper for his kind deed, the PokePiper got made and played his tune to take away all the townsfolk's Pokemon. Under the spell of the tune, all the Pokemon followed him, and they were never seen from again!” “Yes, I remember being told that tale in Kindergarten.” smiled Jessie. “Interesting, why don't we give this flute to da boss?” said Meowth. “Imagine da boss one day...” “This isnt the time for one of your dumb boss fantasies Meowth.” yelled Jessie. “We KNOW what we're going to do with the flute already!” “Yes.” said James. “Let's proceed with the story plot shall we? Later that night, in a further part of the forest, Ash, Brock and Dawn had set up camp for the night. The 3 were already asleep in their tents after a busy day defending their Pokemon from Team Rocket again. Hiding in a bush nearby, Team Rocket looked to see if the close was clear. “Hehheh.” whispered Jessie. “When I play this flute, all the twerp's Pokemon will walk out here to be ours finally, including Pikachu!” “You sure you know how to play that thing?” asked James. “Oh, how hard can it be?” said Jessie, as she placed the flute in her mouth, blew into the flute, and started playing. “I sure hope you washed that old thing before you use it.” signed Meowth. And so, the tune played. Nobody n the campsite heard the tune, not even the Pokemon, expect for one person. Dawn slept silently in her sleeping bag. Suddenly, she heard a tune. It was a smoothing sound that was beautiful and entrancing. “That sound.” whispered Dawn. “It's...so...hypnotic...” Dawn entered into a trance and got out of her sleeping bag. She then walked out of her tent and followed the source of the tune. “Oh no, it's one of the twerps!” panicked Meowth. “Wait, something's not right.” said James. Dawn walked up to Team Rocket with her arms held out forward. She stopped in front of the bush they were hiding in. Jessie stopped playing the flute. “What. Is. Your. Wish? My Masters?” said Dawn, still stuck in a trance. “Woah.” said a surprised James. “Instead of hypnotizing Pokemon, we hypnotized the girl twerp!” “Oh really?” wondered Jessie. “Stand on one leg.” Dawn did as instructed and stood on one leg. “So this thing is special after all!” smiled Jessie. “Da Boss would love this!” said Meowth “Oh, why?” asked James. “Watch, hey twerp, go back into your tent and put this on!” Meowth threw an outfit at Dawn. Dawn picked it up and walked back into her tent. Shortly after, she returned to Team Rocket now sporting a Maid outfit. “Any more requests, my masters?” asked Dawn. “See?” said Meowth. “Where did you get a maid outfit from?” asked Jessie. “Oh, from around.” replied Meowth. “But yeah, imagine the recruits we can get using the flute!” said James. “Perfect obeying sexy servants of Team Rocket that'll do whatever we say!” “Hang on.” said Jessie. “If this thing hypnotizes beautiful girls, why didn't I get hypnotized?” “Erm...” said James. “Well...” signed Meowth. A short silence followed. “WHY DOES NOBODY ANSWER?” Shouted Jessie. “Shhh.” said James, not wanting the other twerps to wake up. “Well, the one playing the flute must not get effected.” said Meowth. “Yeah...” said Jessie. “That must be it!” The next day, in yet another part of the forest, Team Rocket were discussing what to do next with their magic hypno flute. Dawn, now sporting a classic black Team Rocket outfit, stood to attention awaiting further orders. “So, what's the plan Meowth?” asked James. “I know how we can get a huge number of recruits at once, but first, we need a few more girls...” A few days later in the Johto region, the Pokemon coordinator May was in a local Pokemon Centre. She stood at the reception desk as Nurse Joy healed her Pokemon. “There you go, your Pokemon are fully restored!” said Nurse Joy kindly. “Thank you!” said May. Suddenly, a strange tune started playing nearby. “Say, that's that sound?” asked May. “I don't know.” said Nurse Joy. “But it sounds...so... “Relaxing.” said May, as both girls entered a trance, held out their arms and followed the tune to the source. Outside, Team Rocket and Dawn were waiting for them. “Excellent!” said Jessie. “Please strip out of your clothes and into these Team Rocket uniforms!” “Yes our masters!” said Nurse Joy and May in sq-inc with each other, as they stripped to their underwear on the spot and put on the uniforms. A few more days later at the Cerulean City Gym, the local Gym Leader Misty was taking a break by swimming in the pool. Soon after, she got out and dried herself with a towel. “That was a great swim.” Misty said to herself. Once again, a familiar tune was played. “That sound, it sounds...so...beautiful.” Like the other girls, Misty entered a trance and held her arms out as she walked towards the source. Entering the pool area were Misty's sisters. “Hey Misty, you wanna go out to grab a bite to eat for lunch?” asked Daisy. Misty did not respond, just continuing walking and exiting the gym. “What's wrong Misty?” asked Daisy. “You're not going outside...in your...swimming...costume...are you... Misty's sisters all entered into a trance and followed Misty outside to where Team Rocket were standing with Dawn, May and a Joy in Team Rocket uniforms. “That should be more then enough “helpers” for our plan!” smiled Meowth. A week later, a big Pokemon Tournament for Girls was advertised in Kanto. Female trainers all over the world came along to complete for pride, glory, and the prize of a Legendary Pokemon, Arceus! The girls were packed into a large hall, waiting for the tournament to begin. “Something's not right.” said the Sinnoh Champion Cynthia. “You're right.” said Zoey. “Where the battle field for this thing?” “Maybe it's somewhere else we'll be taken too?” wondered Marina. “Could be.” said Anabel. Just then, a loud tune placed from the speakers on the walls. “What's that sound?” asked Greta. “I dunno.” said Anabel. The tune continued on, the girl's were starting to get drowsy. “Can't...focus.” struggled Jasmine. “Tune...too...beautiful...” struggled Angie. Every girl in the hall soon entered into a trance, standing to attention. Team Rocket entered the hall with Dawn, May, Misty and her sisters, and Nurse Joy, delighted with their work. “Brilliant!” said Meowth. “I know if we got enough slaves, we could organize a big event to get a large number of girls!” “With all these girls, we could even run our own Team Rocket!” joked James. “Okay girls!” commanded Jessie. “Please strip to your underwear, and follow me!” The large crowd of girls began stripped out of their clothes and down to their underwear. Once all stripped, Jessie played the flute and the crowd followed her and Team Rocket out the building. The girls marched with their arms faced forward down the street. It was like a big parade or an army marching down the street, only with girls just in their underwear. As they walked on with Jessie continuing to play the flute, girls passing by got hypnotized into a trance and joined the crowd, while stripping out of their clothes to just their underwear. Anyone from housewives to Officer Jenny got caught by the spell. Once out of town, the march continued to the next town, and then the next town, and the next town, and the next town, all until they would reach Team Rocket base where Team Rocket uniforms and a life of crime and for some, entertaining the male Team Rocket members, was waiting for them. Soon enough, the world was conquered by a now much sexier Team Rocket. The End