Better Start Paddling! (+Nude and Textless Variants) (Patreon)

My friends reminded me that fishing was a thing, and a thing that I miss doing (I haven't been able to go fishing since I was a kid)!  And naturally, this predicament comes to mind when you're stuck on a boat for hours on end! XD

I also thought it'd be nice to have a last image of summer before we head into the fall! :)

Anyway, this grizzly girl hit the lake to catch a fish or two for dinner.  Of course, being out in the sun is thirsty work, but that's no problem for a bear --- she's got an entire lake of fresh water all around her!  What is a problem for our poor ursine angler is that her wobbly little boat doesn't come equipped with a bathroom!

Not being one to head all the way back to the marina to spare herself a little discomfort, she put it off until she knew she'd have a problem if she didn't get moving...  A rocking boat bumping in the wake of other passing speed-boats, the water lapping at the aluminum side-walls, and the occasional splash from a jumping fish all contributed to her increasing urgency --- and panic once she realized her old outboard motor wasn't turning over!

She called out for some assistance and tried to stop a few of those passing boats --- but rescue on the lake is an agonizingly slow process if it isn't a matter of life-and-death!  And she held on for as long as she could hoping for someone to show up sooner.  No dice.

The idea of peeing off the side of her little boat out in the middle of the lake was far from ideal --- especially for a girl, who'd have to pull off some kind of well-balanced squat.  With no indication that help was near and the need to relieve herself reaching an extremely dire level, though, she decided it'd be her only option.

She didn't even have to unbutton her pants --- she'd done that long ago to secure even the tiniest bit of extra capacity.  She carefully took her position and began to wrench her jeans and panties down...

Only for a huge splash to explode out of the water in front of her!  A waggling finger attached to a very upset mermaid stabbed toward her accusingly.  Treading water only a few feet of the side of the boat, this mermaid was in the direct "line of fire" for what was about to be most necessary pee of this bear's life.

But there wouldn't be any peeing --- the mermaid was not having any of it!  And can you blame her?  Who wants random people to pee in the middle of the floor in their house? (Okay, okay, excluding us, perhaps! XD )  And she wasn't exactly sympathetic toward our poor grizzly girl.

Even as she protested that this was a very serious emergency, the mermaid answered only with "better start paddling!"