A Slight Miscalculation (Patreon)

Day 5 of Omovember:  "Drunk and Desperate"!     So how do you get slammed and not wake up wrecked?  Well, she relied on a bit of dubious math:  one glass of good ol' water per beer.  That should keep her hydrated and safe from a rough start... right?  Well, while that hypothesis will be tested tomorrow she's dealing with another problem tonight.  

She can't see straight, and she's lost track of the exact number of drinks she's had.  All she knows is that her ratio is in-tact... but her bladder is fixing to bust!  It doesn't help that all those douche-bag guys she was partying with seem more interested in watching her pee her pants than helping!  They can just hose down the fence if they need to go (And boy had they made that obvious to her)!  She, on the other hand, is a girl... and her "process" is a bit more elaborate.