A XXX-Mas Story [by PhillipThe2] (Patreon)

New masterpiece in two versions, by PhillipThe2, added with a short story, to shorten the waiting time a bit.

Kim, driving across Middleton in search of a few last minute gifts on Christmas Eve, passes the all but deserted movie theater.  A lonely, familiar figure sitting in the ticket booth catches her eye.  Out of pure curiosity, she turns around to see who it is, parks her car, and walks up to the ticket booth...having no interest in watching a double feature of It's a Wonderful Life and Miracle on 34th Street.  Zita Flores, Ron's old girlfriend, sits behind the glass engrossed in some sci-fi novel.

Kim: One for the double feature.

Zita: (bored, monotone, and without looking up) That'll be $10.50, please.

Kim: (clears her throat) Huh-hmm!

Zita: (looks up, surprised) Kim?!  Ohmygawd, wow, you...!  You look great!  What are you doing here?

Kim: Oh, you know, I was in the neighborhood and felt like catching some musty, old, black and white Christmas flicks...that've, like, been on TV all month long.

Zita: (rolls her eyes) I know, right?  Seriously though.

Kim: Ehh, I was out last minute shopping...stocking stuffers...and then I saw this cute, lil' Latina hottie I haven't seen in forever.  The question is, what are you doing...here...on Christmas Eve?  Last I heard, you and Felix Renton were a thing.

Zita: Yeah, like, five years ago.  I threw him out after I caught him boinking some slut he met on a gaming forum.  That and sex in a flying wheelchair was...a little awkward.  I'm trying to finish up my comp-sci degree...and this gig pays double-time-and-a-half on the holidays.  So, how about you?  I thought you and Ron finally hooked up?  And...Wow!  Adult films?

Kim: (wrinkles her nose) Uhh, no.  Ron's been in and out of rehab since, like, 2009.  My (acting) agent hasn't returned my calls since 2012 and the super-spy biz is pretty much pro bono, soooo....yeah.  Gotta pay the power bill somehow.  (smirks and provocatively looks over Zita's curvy figure) Why, you looking for a second job, lil' chica?

Zita: Heh, just never known an adult film starlet before.

Kim: Quieres conocer uno un poco mejor?

Zita: (smiles coyly) Are you hitting on me, Kimberly Ann Possible?

Kim: I'm not getting off the naughty list any time soon.  So, yes.

Zita: Me bajo en quince minutos.