Home Movies - Part 8 & 9 [by PhillipThe2] (Patreon)

As the Tweebs set up their cameras and lighting, Kim struggles to squeeze into her old cheerleader outfit, having not worn it for several years...

Kim: (grunting) Really...Jesus this thing is tight? All that porn you two watch for "inspiration" and the best you can do is "cheerleader on a casting couch"?  You two do realize I'm almost 30, right...not 18?   

Tim: Hey, don't knock it.  It's a tried and true seller. 

Jim: (pointing at Kim's outfit) It's not like we gotta go out buy a cheerleader outfit either. 

Kim: You're assuming I can still get into this thing.

Jim and Tim look at Kim through "director finger frames" as she wiggles and squirms, trying to get the cheer skirt over her hips.

Jim: (grinning at Tim) Ok then...tight, skimpy cheerleader outfit?  Check! 

Kim pauses to give the Tweebs the finger before she attempts to get her C-cups into an A-cup tank top.

Tim: Alright...anyway.  So, who are we gonna get for the second shoot?  Do we really wanna watch Shego punch out some dude in a fur suit? 

Kim: Wait, I thought we nix'd the furry idea. 

Jim: Joss is double booked and Mom is allergic to synthetic fibers, so that leaves... 

Kim:  (rolls here eyes) Great.  I'm gonna be picking faux fur outta my va-jay-jay for a week.

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