TWB T-Shirt Fire Sale! (Patreon)

Longtime readers may recall years ago when I produced a line of paintball and/or TWB-related T-shirts, and sold them along with the book preorders.

Well, I used to have them made to-order, locally, but for the last big sale we put together when my local print-shop guy ran a custom online storefront for me, we ordered a bunch of preprinted ones. It cost me a fortune, but the thinking was that instead of doing them up a batch at a time, once or twice a year, they'd be available off-the-shelf year 'round.

Wasn't a bad idea, but once said print guy moved out of town and never got around to putting my store back up (eventually even letting the domain lapse) I wound up with a pile of leftover inventory.

I'm looking into restarting the old preorder system and bringing back the classic designs, but I still have over a hundred shirts left I'd like to clear out first.

Three designs are available. The one at the top there, "Got Paint?" Then there's "I'm a Sneaky Bastard" with Bandit...

 And "Ursa Paintballs", the TWBU's premium brand:

All are screenprinted on quality Hanes Beefy-T black shirts. Sorry, I'm all out of smalls and mediums, but have at least six  or more of each in Large, Extra Large and 2XL.

I'm asking $12 each, plus shipping. I can get one shirt in a Small Flat Rate box for $7.50, and can do Flat Rate or Parcel Post for any number above that. A Medium Flat rate can hold an easy dozen for about $12.50, and I can do a First Class box or envelope for Canada or overseas.

I also have a small supply of gear bags we tried for a while:

A heavy black cotton canvas tool bag (Mountain Dew for scale, I didn't have any bananas :) ) very much like the old US Military tool bags, except longer.

There's two separators inside, but otherwise open:

It's been so long since I sold any of these, I'm not sure how much they even cost me. But it's been nearly a decade since I paid for 'em, so how about $25 each?

I can't get one in a Small Flat Rate, smallest FR I can do is a medium at $12.50, but I can also try a First Class box or envelope.

If you'd like any of these (except the Dew, that's mine) drop me a line at grumpy@the-whiteboard.com

[Edit: I'd forgotten the hyphen in the email address. Corrected!]

I have quite a few of some of these, and only six or seven of some of the others, so it'll be first come, first served.

Oh, and everyone who orders gets a copy of the third minicomic, How To Play Paintball! :)

Thank you!

Doc.