Some of my favorite clothes are becoming too tight 😬 (Patreon)

I had to change out of my favorite pair of dress pants before I even started enjoying this family brunch. I cannot wait to reach the point where some of my go to clothes become non wearable. Here's to another fattening day even after this high calorie brunch, with lasagna/garlic toast on the way and heavy cream/oatmeal cream pies before bed so I can wake up even softer. My appetite and sedentary habits have surpassed my former active lifestyle, much like any muscle tone I had in the past will soon be completely covered in layers of fat. There is no stopping this anymore 😜