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The biggest update ever. Exclusive video applications + video of the year final!

  • Creampie or chastity casino 134
  • BB searches for a new senpai 64
  • Sans strikes back 5
  • It lets me add options but you can't delete them lol 8
  • 2024-01-02
  • —2024-01-09
  • 211 votes
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Content

Okay there's a ton to get through here. Let's start with the easy.

Video making update

Marine is going well now. It was not going well for most of the last two weeks. Partly due to being lazy at christmas, partly due to seeing family for first time in over a year, partly due to me not knowing how to differentiate it from other GB videos. But all those are solved now. It's still a fair bit of work left, but everything is planned out and I am happy with it which is a good sign.Overall looking at over an hour of content here, split over 2 videos.

Video of the year finals!!!

In the semi finals we saw Creampie or chastity casino destroy Ahri. (Speaking of the casino...keep reading this whole post.)

The other semi final was much closer...unexpectedly so. But BB's search for a senpai ended up edging out Kafka's censors. So, this is the final. Two options, only one winner. Vote for the best!

Exclusive video applications

If you have no idea what this is about, you might want to give the video below a watch first. I'll be going into more detail here, but the video has cute anime girls.

https://www.the-joi-database.com/watch/b1ef25fbf0f225d12ce1a497

Okay, so what's the deal?

This is going to be a lot closer to my fate/casino video than the other blue archive one. There will be multiple rounds with a different girl in each. You'll play a game, and if you do well you can have some fun.

The draw here is, I want to make this really immersive. So, before the main video goes out. 25 lucky people will get to play the games out in advance against other players. They will then be sent out a private video containing a unique video based on their results.

The public video will contain everything, except obviously not personalised....and one unique ending will be missing. One lucky person will get an exclusive ending literally nobody else in the world will see....except for me I guess.

So this then leads onto the next point. Only 25 spots. How do you get one?

Most require patreon...but not all. All DO require discord though. You can join it at dsc.gg/cajoi

Free entries

1 winner: The 1 in a million

- Join discord on the link above.

- Go to the 1 in a million channel. (Third down in main category).

- Guess a number between 1-1,000,000. First to get it wins. If nobody gets it by the end of January, it goes to the closest guess.

- Please use commas in guesses like the above to help me find answers.

- You can guess as many times as you want, but only once every 6 hours. To prevent abuse, accounts must be a month old as of now. Sorry, this is the only time I'll have this restriction.

4 winners: Active posters

- Join discord. Be active, but not annoying.

- I have picked 4 random times over the next month. The person that posts closest to them in any channel EXCEPT the 1 in a million gets the spot.

- I really do mean the don't be annoying part.

Patreon entry

15 winners.

- Apologies in advance, this is going to seem like a lot of work, but it seems more complex than it is.

- Join my discord at dsc.gg/cajoi and make sure your patreon is linked. You will need the patreon roles to participate. If you don't know how to do this then idk google.

- In rules and roles channel (top channel, you should start there), read the latest post and add the role for this game.

- You will THEN get access to the casino applications channel (4th down in main category) which contains a link with a VERY brief application form. Fill that out within a week of this post.

- Over the next few weeks there will be some simple games to play. It won't take long, but you will need to check daily ideally. But each day it'll be less than a minute, often zero. Games are required instead of a raffle as patreon doesn't allow raffles.

- The games start in a week and last for a few weeks. You'll need a patreon membership for the whole period to keep access to the channel. Players will be eliminated from the games if they lose, so you will know if you have a chance or not.

- $2 tier will have access to 1 game with 5 spots, $5 will have access to the $2 game and their own with 5 spots, and the $12/15 tier of course have access to the others and their own game.

Other entries

Two spots will be gifted to whoever I feel like gifting to.

The last three spots will be auctioned when all the other spots are taken.

Timeline

Lottery guesses open as soon as I get this stuff finalised. So like, 10 minutes. Lottery guesses close in a month or when it's won.

Active posters will be randomly spread over a month.

Patreon applications will will close in a week. The games will then last a few weeks, probably about a month total.

Auctions open up when everything else is handed out and should be done within a week.

Then the video making actually begins, with first the games for the participants, then me making the private vids and releasing the public one a month later. Do NOT expect this anytime soon.

Doggo of the week

Hmmm...it appears I'm out of dogs.

Send me doggos for future weeks and I'll post them.

Don't forget the video of the year poll!

Comments

Bob Dilbert

Would you be able to reup the discord link? Trying to join and getting an invalid/error

Nvol Cm

Personalized videos for those that want to participate seems cool, but having a unique ending that not even $12+ supporters will get to see feels really shitty