xAhlt - Tall Cat Scan (Patreon)
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Star: Designation Gethouq 2-2R ; composition 72% H , 26% He , 0.0004% MgH , 0.002% CrH , 0.000014% TiO , etc. at current moment in time (t) ; (con't.) ...
Planet: A celestial body orbiting a star, of sufficient gravitational force to maintain a spherical* shape, and sufficient scale to have cleared its solar orbit lane of other similar-sized inhabitants.
Malthouq 2-2C: The third planet of the Gethouq 2-2R stellar system, population: 97,228,167,423,850.29 (approx.) distinct organic carbon-based intelligences capable of sentient self-aware thought ; >3.8 quadrillion distinct non-Valdorum-based organisms total ; predominant controlling social hierarchy (The Batuirel Collective Alignment*) developmental landmarks in last century: casual interstellar travel, functionally-renewable power output of up to 6,120x standard Stellar Units , achieved >1,000% global resource sustainabilty ; (con't.) ...
Ahlenem [3rd of Touerl]: Organic researcher employed within Baturiel Collective Alignment. Likes cold tea. Developing critical philosophical theory of societal obligation which will influence next 700 years of Mathouq culture ; (con't.) ...
Cold Tea: Tea, except served at lower than room temperature. All possible valid flavors: (con't.) ...
When a Data-Being like xAhlt says that they interpret everything as numbers, they don't mean they ignore all the other bits like matter, energy, emotion, and life- it means they can see the underlying information that defines those things, too! Because of her transient nature as a being which is simultaneously one of the most powerful Goddesses working for the AEsir Pantheon, and a living infinitely-parallel supercomputer able to freely model entire multiverses, and raw cosmic code with instructions too complex for any network to even imagine, the Espeon super-goddess is singularly equipped to maintain the basic infrastructure of the worlds that so many other deities work on. Whether you need to cross-reference how many Titanium atoms you'll want in your planet crust for structural stability, need to check the rolling real-time backups of your galaxy to spot when some moons desynced orbits, or even just want to call the built-in function for copy-pasting a standard atmospheric composition across a few worlds- the reason you can do your job so safely, easily, and reliably is that the AEsir IT team knows exactly how to do their job!
You can see a bit of that here, as her holographic claw shimmers and scrolls with the sub-physical totality of an entire star system being instantly and completely analyzed and preserved. Perhaps this world's getting an A/B upgrade test, or perhaps there's a debug warning about potential societal concerns developing, or perhaps it's just a routine backup... Regardless, she's clearly got everything well in hand, literally!
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Writeup by VDO