Mist's Jumps Part 44 (Patreon)

Harry glanced warily at the World War II book that Mist had stuck Dudley in. “You realize there’s a good chance of him dying right?”

“I remember growing up with the shit, I don’t really care if he dies,” Mist replied as he put the scantily clad doll he’d pulled out of the fantasy magazine into the china cabinet he’d emptied. He knew that the book version of Dudley had gotten better eventually but he wasn’t willing to let Dudley be a fat monster and terrorize other children for another five or six years on the off chance that he learned to be a decent person. 

“How sure are you that this is going to work?”

“I’m not, we might get Sarah or we might get someone else, we’re using a different cabinet and a different location.” Mist closed the cabinet then pulled the magical key he’d grabbed from the Indian in the Cupboard book out of his pocket and stuck it in the lock. “We just have to hope for the best.” He turned the key.

A soft voice called out, “Hey, who turned off the lights?”

Mist unlocked the cupboard and opened it with a grin as he saw the rather cute foot tall purple haired witch. “Hi.”

The tiny girl grabbed her broom, tossed her leg over it, causing her skirt to fly up and reveal a distinct lack of undergarments for a moment before she flew up so that she could look Mist and Harry in their faces. “You’re giants.”

“I’m Mist, this is Harry.”

“I’m Sarah.” She looked at Harry. “He doesn’t look all that hairy.”

Harry stuck his tongue out at Sarah.

She snickered at Harry then glanced over at Mist. “Judging by age, I’m guessing Mist is my new student?”

Mist shrugged. “I’m older than I look but I’d be happy to trade spells and such things.”

“Awesome, I’m always up for learning new things.” She glanced around the Dursley’s living room. “It’s a bit too tidy in here.”

Harry shook his head. “Don’t worry, we’re not staying.”

“In that case, where are we going?”

Mist grinned. “I just picked up the ability to pull things out of books and jump into them, I want to hit a bookstore and grab some magical items and spellbooks.”

Sarah stared at Mist. “Damn, I think you just won the super power lotto.”

“Yeah, it’s pretty awesome. I’m looking forward to having some fun with it.”

“This is the start of a beautiful friendship,” Sarah replied as she rubbed her hands together gleefully.

Harry shook his head as he realized he almost felt sorry for the wizarding world. “Let’s go before I change my mind.”

Mist said, “You should probably turn invisible, normal people aren’t used to magical beings flying around.”

“Ah, right. Let me toss up a notice me not charm, it should keep people from being too curious about us.” Sarah cast her spell to make non magic users ignore them. “That should do it.”

“Cool.” Mist reached out with his magic and dark orbed the group to the used bookstore he ‘remembered’ in town. 

Sarah twitched as they appeared in a bookstore. “How the hell?”

“One of my magic talents. Let’s find some interesting books.”

Sarah had a feeling she was going to learn a lot from the two magic users. “This is going to be awesome. We should grab a copy of Excalibur or Morgana’s spell books from a King Arthur tale.”

“Worth a shot,” Mist agreed as he glanced around the shop.

Harry whispered, “We should hit Diagon Alley once we’re done here.”

“Sounds like a plan.” Mist headed for the adult section of the store to see what he could find. He was hoping he could find the Witchblade knock off from the story. 

“I’m going to check out the gaming section.” Harry headed toward the game section to see what he could find.

Sarah snickered as she followed Mist to the adult section of the store.

Mist was rather amused by the collection of naughty graphic novels in the adult section. He smirked as he saw the bikini clad girl with metal claws on the front of one of the graphic novels. “Loliblade, that makes it easy.” He opened the book then flipped through until he saw the silver bracelet which was the Loliblade’s dormant form sitting in a display case in a museum. “That should work.”

“Nice thumbnail sized ruby on the bracelet. What does it do?”

Mist reached into the book and pulled the silver bracelet out of the graphic novel. “It changes people into thirteen year old girls and gives them sexy combat armor while it’s worn.” He put the charred novel back on the shelf.

“You want to be a girl?” Sarah asked in surprise.

“Not particularly but I know a few people that wouldn’t mind resetting their age to thirteen and it heals all physical damage. We should be able to find some gender swapping magic in one of the books.”

“Ah, that makes more sense.”

Mist stuck the Loliblade in his inventory then smiled when he saw a rather naughty version of Alice and Wonderland. “This should let us get you back to a normal size.”

Sarah giggled as she looked at the picture on the front of the graphic novel of a half naked Alice riding a giant sized Cheshire Cat through a dark and twisted forest while holding up a sword. “I bet she’d be fun at parties.”

Mist grinned as he grabbed a copy of the book. “Hopefully.” He turned his attention to the shelves and looked through the rather odd collection of porn. Some of them were sort of tasteful in you looked at them sideways, a decent number weren’t. He scowled as he noticed a book where several scantily clad girls had a sort of pink haze around their heads with a pimple faced geek in a magician’s costume on the front. “Ralph’s Adventures With Mind Control… that can’t be good.”

Sarah scrunched up her nose. “Probably not, maybe there is something decent in it?”

Mist scowled as he took a quick look through the book and read the back cover. “Eh, mostly crap. Ralph is basically a morally bankrupt hedge mage that buys a couple of magical items from a magic shop and goes a bit crazy with them.”

“Mostly?” Sarah asked with a touch of disappointment.

“Eh, his hat works like an inventory and his cloak moves according to the user’s mental commands.”

“Is it sentient?”

“Nope, just enchanted, probably by the shopkeeper that is trying to teach him a lesson about abusing magic.” Mist reached into the book and stole the top hat which caused the book to visibly age a few years. He reached back in and pulled the red and black magician’s cloak out which caused the book to age more. He put the worn looking book back on the shelf then stuffed the cloak and hat into his inventory. “We’re probably going to have to find a better bookstore.”

“Eventually,” Sarah agreed as she glanced over the available titles. “Car Wash Vixens, probably not all that helpful unless we get a shrinking car.”

“Probably not, amusing though.” Mist frowned as he spotted another Ralph the Magician graphic novel. “Ralph and the Magical Mirror World.” He picked up the book and quickly looked through it.

Sarah glared at the book. “I’m almost afraid to ask.”

“Huh, that isn’t nearly as bad as I was expecting. He buys a magical mirror from the old man’s magic shop that takes him to a land where he can acquire a magical servant.”

“That can’t end well.”

“Not particularly, the alternate world was a slightly twisted reflection of his world. It had some magical elves and various other fantasy races. Sadly for him, his alternate was just as much of a bastard and got the first shot in. Ralph spent the rest of the book servicing the other Ralph’s rather large collection of monster girls before managing to escape. Sadly or not the mirror is broken in Ralph’s escape because he didn’t attach it to the wall securely like the shopkeeper told him to.”

“Huh, that sounds like an interesting and useful magical item to grab though it might be a bit large to steal.”

“Not really, the shopkeeper shrunk the mirror so Ralph could take it home. I just need the right scene,” Mist smiled as he flipped to the scene in the book where Ralph is trying to figure out where to put the mirror in his house, “and I can grab it.” He reached into the book, grabbed the shrunken silver mirror and pulled. He wasn’t terribly surprised as the graphic novel charred as soon as the mirror left the pages. He looked at the small mirror with his identification power. “Nice, it allows people to travel to a semi twisted magical land that it creates when hung on a wall.”

“It creates an entire world?” Sarah asked in disbelief.

“Apparently,” Mist replied as he stuck the mirror in his inventory then went back to looking for interesting things to grab.

“I’m not even sure where to start with why that mirror shouldn’t exist, still it sounds useful and interesting.”

“I’m looking forward to exploring.”

0o0o0

Eris set the tray of drinks on the deck then carefully stepped into the hot tub. “Do we have a plan?”

Hermione watched Eris sit down and snuggle up with Mione as she considered her answer. “Not really, Fred and George should be dropping Peter off with Amelia Bones which should lead to a trial for Sirius. Mist needs to deal with the soul fragment in his scar and kill Voldemort but that shouldn’t take all that long.”

Mione absently played with Eris’s breasts as she spoke up, “At which point we’re basically free to run around for a year, right?”

Puck smiled as she looked down at Eris’s breasts. “Pretty much though I’d like to seduce our alternate.”

Eris shook her head. “You do realize that she’s eleven right?”

Hermione floated one of the mugs of root beer to her hand. “Nothing says we can’t talk Mist into dropping her into a book for a couple of years.”

“Point.” Eris frowned slightly as she thought about Mist’s new ability. “How much do you think we’d have to bribe him to get a copy of his new ability?”

Hermione sighed. “We’ll have to test things. I doubt he’ll be all that happy about sharing the power if we can char his books.”

Eris winced. “I can see that.”

“Let’s hope everyone has different lists.” Mione really wanted the ability to jump into books even if she had to promise not to take things out of them. 

Puck reached over and grabbed a root beer off the tray. “If nothing else, I’m sure he’ll take people for adventures. Speaking of adventures, are we planning on using doormaker to recruit some cute, smart and sane witches from other worlds?”

Eris laughed. “Considering what Mione said about getting expelled in first year, I’m not sure any of her alternates are completely sane but we might as well look at recruiting while we’re here.”

Mione leaned in and licked Eris’s ear. “I got better.”

Puck snickered. “Sanity is overrated anyways. Does Mist have a base yet or are we stuck using this place?”

“Good question.” Hermione floated her phone over with telekinesis and called Mist.

Mist answered on the second ring. “What’s up?”

“Puck wanted to know if we had a base yet?”

“I bought a tropical island with CP but I’m not sure where to find it, I’ll probably have to ask Gringotts or just open a door and hope for the best.”

“How corrupt are the goblins?” Hermione asked hoping the goblins were sane this time around unlike Mione’s world.

“Normal enough I guess, it never came up in the story so I’m assuming they’re functional until something proves me wrong.”

“Probably a good plan. How long until you meet my alternate?”

“Assuming everything works like the story, she’ll be in a bookstore in London tomorrow. I was planning on showing her magic and seeing if she wanted to jump into a book or go on a nice sane adventure.”

“I can’t really see her turning down the chance to explore some of her favorite books. Do you want us to swing by?” Hermione asked looking forward to meeting her alternate.

“If you want, I have a feeling you like some of the same books.”

“Probably. Where are you?”

“We’re at a cafe in London looking over our collection of books.”

“What about the Dursleys?”

“Taken care of. Petunia is currently at a neighborhood social event, Vernon and Dudley are officially in London having a good time at a casino thanks to avatars and magic. Tragically, they’d get mugged on the way back but that’s really not my problem.”

“What about Marge?”

Mist glanced over at Harry. “Harry suggested ripping her apart and leaving her for her dogs but I’m going for a house fire with a fake body.”

Harry snorted. “He’s lying.”

“That’s cold,” Hermione complained.

Mist said, “Pretty sure that fire is hot.”

“You know what I mean.”

“Eh, you didn’t have to grow up with them. Besides, I’m sure Marge’s life insurance policy will buy a whole lot of books.”

Harry piped up, “I think we should put it toward a free spay or neuter program for bulldogs personally.”

“We need a therapist on staff,” Hermione complained.

“I’m pretty sure revenge counts as therapy, I mean the best revenge is living well after all, right?” Mist asked with amusement.

Sarah snickered.

Hermione sighed. “Okay, we’ll see you in fifteen.”

“Fifteen?” Mist asked curious why it would take her so long to get ready.

“We’re in a hot tub, we need to get dressed.”

“Ah, fair enough, in that case, we’re going to head to Diagon Alley and start raiding bookstores.”

“Will do.” Hermione ended the call. “Okay, let’s go before Mist gets bored.”

Puck snickered. “This is going to be awesome.”

“At least things are never boring with you,” Eris agreed as she floated out of the hot tub and headed toward the section with the towels.

0o0o0

Harry glared at the large collection of Boy That Lived crap the bookstore was proudly displaying. “You’re smiling.”

Mist smirked as he added several of Sir Shags A-Lot’s books to his basket. “Why wouldn’t I be? Every single one of these books has something impossible in it.”

“Exactly the problem.”

“It’s called libromancy, if I steal a spell book out of the book, it works thus I win.”

Hermione smiled as her, Eris, Mione and Puck walked over to where Mist and Harry were standing. “You’re going to end up breaking the world one of these days.”

Mist turned and smiled at Hermione. “I’m sure Genie would patch it.”

Puck snickered. “What happens when Genie is laughing too hard to patch it?”

Mist mock pouted. “That might be a problem. I can probably jump to my pocket dimension before everything collapses.”

Hermione conjured a rolled up newspaper and smacked Mist over the head.

“I may have deserved that,” Mist admitted as he added a couple more books to his growing collection.

Eris shook her head. “I’m just glad my world didn’t have anything nearly this creepy.”

“That you noticed,” Sarah pointed out as she flew over to the group with a large basket of books floating behind her. “Nothing like notice me not charms related to age to keep children from seeing things they shouldn’t.” She glanced at Eris’s red hair. “You must be Eris.”

“That’s a creepy thought and yeah, I’m Eris.”

Mione shook her head. “If it worked that way, they’d have done it with the restricted section.”

Harry shook his head. “Most of the books in the restricted section aren’t that bad and students need to occasionally look at them. I guess you could have a pass that bypasses the ward or have the librarian grab the books from the warded section but that would require effort and we know how the wizarding world views that.”

Eris snorted. “Yeah, I can’t see them putting in the effort to make things easier, especially since that would require them doing something new.”

Mist cut in before they could get sidetracked bitching about the wizarding world, “We picked up my school books and most of the rest of the books we wanted to grab, any objections to ringing things up then taking a portal to my island? I want to check on the school.”

“Sounds good to me.” Eris was looking forward to relaxing on a beach for a couple of weeks after dealing with finals.

Puck said, “We’re going to have to build some towns and resorts.”

“Sounds interesting,” Mist replied as he started heading for one of the checkout lines. He smiled as his luck kicked in and a cute female clerk opened another register as he walked up. He set his rather large collection of books on the counter and smiled at the girl as the rest of the group started unloading their baskets. “We found a couple of books.”

The clerk smiled at Mist as she started ringing things up. “It happens.”

Mist was just glad he was in his normal adult form when she got to the adult books because trying to explain some of the purchases as a kid would have been embarrassing or at least annoying. Thankfully all he got was a smirk, a wink and her floo address written on the receipt 

which was probably a result of his various appearance perks. He waited until the group left the bookstore then dark orbed with the group near his school on his island.

Sarah blinked as the group appeared on a rather nice and very sunny beach. She smiled as she followed the winding path that led up the hill with her gaze and saw the rather large castle. “I think I’m going to like it here.”

Mione smiled as she looked down the rather long sandy beach and pictured dozens of naked girls sunbathing. “We’re going to have to recruit people.”

“That’s the plan,” Mist replied absently as he conjured a temporary gazebo so they’d have some shade and a place to set all of the books.

Harry raised his eyebrows. “You could have just conjured a table.”

“Yeah but then I wouldn’t have shade or a place to hang my mirror,” Mist replied as he headed over to the gazebo to start organizing the books. 

“Are you sure you want to use the Ralph’s mirror? Things didn’t exactly go well for the guy.”

“He was also an asshole, worst thing my alternate is going to do is try to steal a kiss from the girls. Besides, he shouldn’t have anything other than the local magic and maybe Libromancy.”

“You hope,” Harry complained.

Hermione shook her head. “Yeah, no. We have minions for this. If we’re in the Slice of Heaven when it’s set up and activated, there shouldn’t be any duplicates of us other than the local Hermione and she’s eleven, less of an issue than an abomination with all of our powers.”

“I have perk that should prevent them from copying my powers.”

“That’s powers, your mirror creates worlds with twisted duplicates, I’d rather not chance it considering you can turn the world into ash.”

Puck piped up, “Or worse, lime jello.”

Mist sighed as he realized she had a point. “Fair enough, we can stick using the mirror on the back burner until we get a minion.”

“What’s next?”

“I figured I’d take a look at the school and see if they’re taking new students and how many new students they can take.”

Harry said, “In that case, we’ll look through the books and see if there is anything interesting we need to grab.”

Eris smiled at Sarah. “Not to mention this gives us a chance to chat with Sarah.”

“Sounds fun,” Sarah agreed.

“Have fun.” Mist smiled as he started walking toward the trail that led up to the school.

0o0o0

Mist frowned slightly as he watched Gellert Grindelwald give a speech in a dusty tavern about wizards ruling the world. ‘I don’t think they really understand the sheer scale of the normal world, at least the school can take a couple of thousand students at a time so I can stack the deck.’ He rolled his eyes as the crowd cheered at the man’s speech, never mind that Grindalward would happily sacrifice all of the dark wizards in the world if it got him control of the world. ‘Non scaling drawbacks, gotta love them.’ He reached out and cast a wandless and silent anti apparition ward over the bar then hit everyone in the bar that was clapping and cheering with a stunner which was pretty much everyone other than the wait staff. Thankfully they quickly ran for the kitchen to hide.

Gellert Grindelwald blinked as everyone other than a cloaked figure in the back of the room dropped unconscious then quickly grabbed his wand and pointed it at the man. “Who are you?”

“I’m Mist o’Shadows…” Mist trailed off as Grindelwald hit him in the face with a reducto. “Rude much?”

Grindelwald tossed an Avada Kedavra at the man in the cloak.

Mist briefly considered dodging then shrugged and let hit him, he was immune to magic and death effects as well as non divine effects so it wasn’t like it really mattered. “As I was saying, I heard you wanted a world without muggles. I’m here to help.”

Gellert Grindelwald stared at the man that just took a death curse to the chest without any noticeable effect. “What are you?”

“I believe the correct response to that is a god.” Mist gestured and teleported Gellert’s wand to his hand. “You’re going to wake up on a world without muggles, make something interesting or don’t.” He gestured and knocked the old wizard unconscious then opened a door to a Caribbean island paradise on a world where humans didn’t survive. “It’s almost a shame to waste a nice island on these idiots.” He teleported the large group of dark wizards through the door then walked through. He smiled slightly as he looked around the beautiful beach they found themselves on. “You don’t deserve a fresh start.”

He pulled a large rubber hammer out of his inventory then shifted to his toon form. “Oh well, it’s clobberin time.” His smile stretched to the edges of his face as he walked around hitting each of them upside the head using his toon ability to cure mental problems on the off chance they had legitimate mental issues which considering the bats, stars and other random things flying out of their ears was entirely likely. Once he finished giving everyone a solid hit to cure their various mental issues he put the hammer back in his inventory then swapped back to his normal form.

Mist shook his head. “Hate that form.” He reached down and touched Grindelwald’s forehead with his finger and used his biokinesis to check for dangerous recessive traits. He fixed a handful of dangerous recessive traits then glanced over the rest of the crowd with his upgrade ability. “Some of you aren’t that bright but the rest of you really don’t have any excuse for how screwed up you turned out other than because you wanted to.” He cast a spell over the area to ward off various creatures then another to keep them in enchanted slumber until he woke them up. “I should do the same for all of Voldemort’s followers.”

He let the door close to the tavern then opened another door back to his beach and stepped through.

Hermione looked up from looking over the various books. “How did your chat with the teachers go?”

“It went fine, they can take several thousand students at once and they’ll take anyone over the age of five though they’d prefer no one younger than nine or ten without someone to keep track of them when they’re not in class. I also dropped by a tavern in Germany and grabbed Grindalward and tossed him on an empty world.”

Puck looked up from the Harry Potter book she was reading. “How come you didn’t kill him?”

“He’s a powerful and brilliant wizard who went a bit off the deep end.”

Hermione frowned as she remembered some of the stories that Victor had told her about Grindalward. “If by a bit you mean completely fucking nuts then sure, he went a bit insane.”

Mist shrugged. “I used my toon ability to smack the insanity out of people on him and the dark wizards in the tavern then dropped them on a deserted island.”

“Why?” Mione asked curious what Mist’s plan was.

“In the original story, Harry dropped a bunch of wizards into the Wheel of Time series in the prologue then advanced things about three thousand years to see what type of society they could build. I have a mirror that will let me drop them in the past.”

“At which point they’ll have children and spread out?” Eris asked with amusement.

“Basically.”

Puck tapped the book she was reading. “I might have something that could help with your insane plan. In the book Harry Potter finds an ancient scroll that has a spell to turn a wizard into a house elf.”

“Just a wizard?” Hermione asked for clarification.

Puck snorted. “Yeah, why turn a witch into a house elf if you can turn them from their evil ways via fucking them?”

“Ah, the joys of porn logic.” Mist walked over to look at the book Puck had.

“You’re still talking about enslaving people,” Hermione complained.

“No, I’m talking about enslaving some death eaters. None of the people that I send to that island are going to be innocent.”

“What about the next generation?”

“It shouldn’t be hard to ward the island so they can’t bind the next generation.”

“It would be interesting to see what type of a culture house elves could make if they weren’t slaves,” Mione pointed out.

Harry resisted the urge to roll his eyes. “I think Malfoy deserves to be turned into a house elf for how he treated Dobby.”

“Point,” Hermione agreed reluctantly.

Puck flipped her book to the page where Harry found the ancient scroll. “You might as well grab it, there isn’t anything else of note in the book other than a creepy lust spell.”

Mist he reached into the book and grabbed the scroll and pulled it out. He wasn’t all that surprised the book looked more than a little charred considering the small number of people that had read the book and the power of the spell he’d pulled out. He studied the surprisingly simple spell. “That explains how a teenager is supposed to be able to cast the spell, it isn’t much worse than the patronus charm.”

“Which isn’t exactly easy but not too bad once you get the hang of it,” Harry agreed.

Hermione wasn’t particularly happy about the idea of turning people into house elves but some of the death eaters probably deserved it considering how they treated their house elves. She’d just have to make sure there was a system in place to take care of the next generation. “No using that on people that don’t deserve it.”

“I wasn’t planning to. Anything else interesting?” Mist asked curious if they’d found anything interesting.

“That depends, do you consider cat girls interesting?” Eris asked with amusement as she slid a graphic novel over to Mist. “The girl finds a magical talisman that lets her turn into a badass cat girl with magic who has to fight monsters using ninja skills and magic.”

“That could be be amusing.” Mist set the house elf scroll on the table then looked at the pictures of the cute red haired catgirl as he flipped through the book. “Good to know she was a pervert before she got the talisman.”

“Yeah, it doesn’t seem to have twisted her personality, most of the sex scenes are innocent victims of the monsters or her having sex with her girlfriend after a fight so it’s probably safe.”

“It’s worth grabbing, worse case, we don’t have to use it ourselves.” He flipped to the last page of the story which was her sleeping peacefully in the nude on her bed hugging her stuffed cat with her talisman on the nightstand. “Be right back, I want to test something.” He turned invisible then jumped into the book.

Mist glanced around Diana’s room at the various posters of scantily clad female singers and anime characters. ‘At least she has good taste.’ He pulled his copy of the nymph mirror out of his inventory and set it up in the middle of the room then walked over to look at the cat talisman sitting innocently on the nightstand. He carefully picked it up then duplicated it with his duplication trick. He set the original back on the nightstand then looked at the copy with his identification ability. ‘Totem of Bast, allows the user to transform into a catgirl with increased strength, endurance, agility and durability. Requires innate magic to unlock the transformation. I guess that means it doesn’t give people magic.’

He put the talisman in his inventory then pulled out his female empowerment rod and zapped her, granting her the ability to shift into a female form with increased strength, agility and endurance. He smiled slightly as she woke up with a cute yawn then blinked a couple of times as she saw the strange mirror in her bedroom.

“What the heck?” Diana asked in surprise as she reached for her totem. She quickly put her necklace on then slipped off the bed to look at the strange mirror.

Mist whispered the command word to capture Diana’s image in the mirror.

Diana turned to look at in Mist’s general direction. “Reveal.” She frowned slightly as her spell didn’t reveal any invisible creatures. She glanced around the room then muttered, “Great, now you’re hearing things. Not even sixteen and you’re losing it.” She glanced at the clock on the wall. “Okay, sixteen and you’re losing it, happy birthday to me. Wait, it’s my birthday, hah.” She smiled at the mirror. “Let’s see what Julie found.” 

‘Nothing like sex for your sweet sixteen. I should probably leave her some defensive gear on the off chance this world is real.’ Mist opened his inventory and started looking for things he could duplicate and leave her.

She focused on the mirror as she raised her hands. “Identify.” She smiled as she realized what the mirror did and that her girlfriend was awesome. “Oh hell yeah. Activate.” She giggled as her reflection stepped out of the mirror with a smile. “Hi.”

The nymph reflection smiled wickedly as she looked Diana over. “Want to fuck?”

“Let me set up my video camera first, Julie would never forgive me if I didn’t.” Diana giggled as she ran over to grab her video camera.

The nymph snickered as Diana set up the camera so it had a decent view of the bed. “Julie is going to love it.”

Mist smiled as he watched the nearly identical attractive teenagers crawl up on the bed and start kissing. ‘I’m going to need to grab a copy of the tape on the way out. Hopefully I don’t char everything pulling the talisman out.’ He figured he’d wait to grab the mirror until Diana fell asleep, both because it would be easier and because he didn’t want to interrupt the show.

0o0o0

Eris snickered as Mist reappeared. “You changed the ending of the book.”

Mist pulled his attention off the slightly charred book. “What do you mean?”

Eris flipped the page in the book that had been the last page of the story and pointed at the scene on the new page with the silver nymph mirror then at a picture of the copy of Diana coming out of the mirror. She turned the page again. “More sex scenes and finally a scene without the mirror and with several interesting and familiar ribbon wrapped pieces of clothing and jewelry scattered around the room. Nice touch with the ribbons.”

“It’s her birthday, I got a duplicate of the totem and her image without charring the book too much, I figured I owed her a couple of trinkets on the off chance that she’s real.”

“She’s probably real somewhere, I mean Harry Potter is just a character in a book in your world.”

“True enough,” Mist admitted. 

“Please tell me that you grabbed a copy of the video?” Puck asked hopefully.

Sarah nodded. “I’d love a copy.”

“Of course, she’s cute.” Mist pulled his mirror out of his inventory and checked to make sure Diana’s image was inside. He sighed in relief when she waved at him from inside the mirror. “Looks like we can make nymph copies of characters in books.”

Harry said, “Muahahaha!”

Hermione raised her eyebrows as she looked at Harry. “Really?”

“Someone had to say it and you weren’t going to.”

Hermione shook her head. “We usually leave that for Mist.”

“I decided it was my turn,” Harry replied with amusement as he slid a manga with a group of adventurers in a magical sex shop. “We should be able to find some interesting stuff.”

“Like?” Mione asked as she glanced at the manga.

“Various types of magical gloves, a hat that boosts magical power, panties of titan strength, a number of enchanted sexy outfits and some magical jewelry and magical temporary tattoos that you can remove and reapply which might be neat to scan.”

“Sounds worth checking out after I deal with Voldemort’s minions and his horcruxes.” Mist focused on his slot machine power and grabbed a power that would let him teleport everyone with a dark mark that was guilty of murder, rape or torture from anywhere on the planet to his current location without their clothes. He gestured and warded the area against apparition. “Anyone want to shoot some death eaters with stunners?”

Harry laughed as he raised his hand. “Yes.”

“You’re bringing them here?” Eris asked warily.

Mist stood up and took a few steps toward the beach. “Only briefly, I warded the area so they can’t escape. Once we have them stunned we’ll toss them through the door to the other island then turn them into house elves and transfer most of their magic to the least horrible people we’re banishing. Their genetics shouldn’t be affected so the next generation should be fine.”

“Let me guess, you’re going to open a bunch of portals and grab death eaters from each world aren’t you?” Harry asked with amusement.

“No reason not to spend a couple of hours making things easier for other worlds. Besides, I want to play with my cosmic slot machine ability and skill mastery.”

“What about it?” Mione asked.

“I have an ability to share skills with people and the ability to copy skills from people I kill or defeat, if I have my duplicate grab a cosmic skill with his slot machine then share the skill with one of the death eaters I should be able to kill him for it.”

Mione stared at Mist. “I’m pretty sure that counts as evil.”

“It’s not like we’re targeting innocent people,” Eris pointed out.

“You’re okay with this?”

Eris scowled as she thought about her many experiences with the death eaters and Slytherins. “Considering how many people the death eaters murdered, tortured or raped, why not? It’s not like they deserve a nice happy life. If we can get cosmic level skills by killing some murdering bastards, I say we try. I mean hell, take Crabbe for example, he wasn’t worth shit and turned out to be a lunatic willing to touch us with fiendfyre. To say nothing about how insane Draco was with his sexual harassment for seven years.”

Mist shivered. “Yuck.”

“Be happy you’re male, my version was a lot creepier so no, I don’t really care if we kill every last murdering piece of shit death eater we can find.”

“I feel like I should be the voice of reason in this but I’m a muggleborn so yeah…” Mione trailed off with a sigh. 

“In that case, I’ll teleport in the death eaters here then we can stun them and figure out what to do with them. Let’s do this.” He activated his new power and teleported forty nine death eaters onto the beach in various conditions of health. He smiled as slightly as his opened fire with stunners on the naked death eaters. “There are some things you just can’t unsee.”

Eris snorted. “Yeah, at least you didn’t teleport Umbridge here.”

“Not with that ability, if I grab that ugly bitch, I’m bringing her clothes with her.”