Your OFFICIAL Membership Card & Certificate! (Patreon)

As a patron of this here ME, you are a member of a pretty nifty club.

The Ken Plume Club.

And like any nifty club, it has its very own MEMBERSHIP CARD and MEMBERSHIP CERTIFICATE!

All you need to do to make your very own card & certificate to have and to hold dear is get a lovely piece of cardstock, load it into your printer, and print out the PDF file attached to this post. Print page 1 on the front side of your paper, flip it over, and feed the reverse side back through your printer, upon which you'll print page 2. Then you can fold it along the lines indicated, creating a mailing envelope with the certificate/card inside.

The result?

Your OFFICIAL KEN PLUME CLUB MEMBERSHIP KIT!

And now, the part that's unique to YOU. First and foremost, print your name in the space indicated on the card and certificate. Next? See where it says "Member Number"? That's where you'll put your official Ken Plume Club Member Number. A unique number ONLY YOU will have, and is based on the order in which you became one of my super cool, super keen patrons.

How do you find out your number? Drop me an email at club@kenplume.com, and I'll send it right back to you.

BOOM.

MAGIC.

And now you are LITERALLY a card-carrying member of The Ken Plume Club which, I mean, come on - it's totally ace. And so are you.

And thank you for being a member.

-Ken Plume

President

Ken Plume Club

(And many thanks to the mighty Dan Edwards for designing the Ken Plume Club logo, and putting together the membership kit, all based on the classic logo and kit of a certain mouse. Morty, I think.)