Mall Pants (Patreon)

“What are you wearing?” Lori asked as she looked at Maia's outfit.

“Mall pants,” she answered as if it were obvious.

“What kind of pants?” Lori asked again.

“Mall pants, pants to wear the mall. It's a sign of respect”

“Then why aren't you wearing a shirt?”

“Too much respect. It's a mall, not church… also I can't afford a shirt” answered Maia.

“At least you managed to cover your extra breast”

“It’s just a pastie and it’s pretty. I show respect to the Mall with my pants but also simplicity through my breasts,” said Maia.

“Yeah… obviously the ‘simplicity’ is evident,” Lori said as she climbed the escalator with Maia to go to the upper level.

“The problem is that aren’t aware of fashion. The outfit is something fundamental when you are a mutant as cool as me,” Maia stopped when she noticed a tug on her leg. The mall's pants had gotten caught in the escalator. She didn't have time to react before it pulled her garment, tearing it completely and leaving Maia covered only by a tiny thong. The escalator suddenly stopped, stuck by her pants. Luckily Lori was able to keep her balance.

“And well Lori. What would be the function of that mini thong you are wearing now? “Lori said mockingly as she watched Maia cover herself embarrassingly.

“They function as underwear, of course” Maia said angrily, “Hand me something to cover me, quick!”

"Take. I think this will do,” Lori said as she passed a large piece of cloth to Maia. She stretched it out to realize that it was a tablecloth, decorated with a slightly aged vintage pattern.

“Are you serious?” Maia said.

"Take it or leave it. I have nothing else that can cover a flashy girl with hips for four legs.”

“… Sigh… I think respect is over,” Maia said as she put down the tablecloth.

“Think it like this, I think now you show respect for good food”

“HA HA HA, how funny,” said Maia, “Just come with me to buy me something I can wear”

“More Mall pants?”

“I think I'll wear a miniskirt this time,” Maia said. She and Lori walked together to the mutant clothing stores.