Pokegirl Show! - Team 4 (Patreon)

Text by: Leena (@MyLifeIsARPG)

Pokemon Scarlet and Violet has released and you know what that means, the Pokegals are back, doing the rounds to advertise the new game (whether Nintendo likes it or not.) This month’s theme, new Pokemon that are making a splash in the competitive scene!

First we have Goldie, representing the new Pokemon Gholdengo. She is a very special NBM mutant that can separate her body up into a thousand little coin like slivers and move them around independently of herself. She loves to build and rebuild her body into different forms and if you are lucky enough, she may just “Make It Rain” all over you.

Mimi is representing Maushold, the Pokemon made up of other Pokemon… we think. She has the ability to completely clone her body, making as many copies of herself as she wants. The only problem? Each time she does the clones get smaller and smaller until they are as tiny as mice!

Annie is representing Annihilape, which is one of Nintendo’s more dark and screwed up Pokemon designed. To get one, you need to make a Primeape so angry that it dies and then comes back to posses it’s own corpse. Morbid. Well we don’t know any ghosts here, but we do know Annie, whose normal body is made of a wispy, air-like substance, but who can merge with people to “possess” them. Annie is also quite the fan of body building, so whoever she possesses ends up getting as ripped and muscular as she is!

Everyone loves a good cat girl. Carrie here is representing Meowscarada, the plant, magician, cat Pokemon. You know… maybe Nintendo really IS running out of ideas. Anyway, she is the perfect mutant for it. She obviously looks like a cat, but her mutations are much more plant-like in origin, as you can tell by her grassy hair and flowers growing around her neck. She also learned close up magic just for this performance.

What other Pokemutants are there waiting to show off their talents to you? Well stay tuned because as the meta changes more may come your way (if Nintendo doesn’t cease and desist us fiirst.)