Giggle 02 (Patreon)

Parte 1 

"Hello Vanessa, it's good to see you again," greeted the bartender. "What are you havin today?”

"The usual for me and bring my friend a short drink," Vanessa said as she stifled a chuckle and motioned to Christian.

As the bartender went to prepare the drinks, Christian laughed sarcastically. “Oh, ha ha ha, are you really going to make fun of that forever?” Christian asked. The annoyance was thick in his voice.

"Of course, I will," Vanessa said with a wink. "And the more you deny it, the funnier you make it."

"I'm average size, not short," he protested.

"Whatever you say my little friend. That reminds me I'd better get comfortable, give me a minute,” Vanessa said as she headed to the bathroom.

Christian shook his head as he watched her walk off. A week ago, he and Vanessa were just workmates that barely spoke to each other. However, after he accidentally found out Vanessa's secret mutation, they had become strangely close and went out practically every other day. They spent their days sending each other memes and funny videos. He doubted Vanessa had any kind of romantic notions. It was more just that she had someone she could relax around.

"Ugh, the bathroom was so crowded," Vanessa said. She looked far more relaxed than when she’d left.

Christian immediately noticed the bulge in her crotch. "What exactly did you go to the bathroom for?"

“That’s a personal question…” Vanessa protested. “But if you must know. I…er…untucked.”

"And you do that every day? Keep your penis tied up I mean?”

"I release it every once in a while, but mostly yes. I don’t want to get in trouble if I see a hot person walk by,” Vanessa said. She was a little surprised at just how comfortable she’d gotten with Christian but didn’t question it too much. It was just nice to have someone interested instead of running away.

"And what about your other mutation? Your breasts," Christian asked.

Vanessa swirled her drink and gave him a smirk. “Well aren’t we curious today,” she said without moving her mouth. Simultaneously a small laughter could be heard.

“Wow you can really talk from them?” Christian asked in amazement.

“Hahahaha, I'm a jack of all trades,” she replied.

At that moment, a beautiful blonde girl passed close to them. They didn’t even pretend to ignore her and instead just watched her swaying hips walk by.

Vanessa bit her lip as she watched her go by. “How beautiful,” she said. “She reminds me so much of…”

"Jennifer, the secretary of the management section?" Christian interrupted. "I know, she's been my crush for a long time."

“Oh, how cute. Sorry though she’s mine,” Vanessa said with a smug smile.

“Yours? Did you…?” Christian asked.

“Not yet, but in the near future. Besides, you have no way to win. She's a lesbian."

"How do you know she's lesbian?"

"I have good gaydar.”

“Pfft please, you can’t rely on that,” Christian said as he took a sip of his drink.

“I mean she makes no effort to hide it either. Also, she's a futanari,” Vanessa said casually.

Christian spit out his drink. “How do you know that? Did she tell you or something?”

"Not really, but futanaris also have a radar that helps us sense the presence of other futanaris."

"That's ridiculous. And even then, I’m still not giving up."

“Oh, futanaris don’t scare you? What a modern man! I like that,” Vanessa said with a laugh. Christian could hear the soft giggling coming from Vanessa's breasts. “But really it takes a futanari to really satisfy a futanari. No normie can do it.”

They continued to playfully banter about it for another hour as they walked to Vanessa's apartment. When they got to the door and just before saying goodbye, Christian somewhat drunk, said. “I-I'm not giving up on Jennifer. I think… I think I can satisfy her better than you.”

Vanessa looked at him with a somewhat lost expression due to the alcohol. “That doesn't make sense. Futanaris know what futanaris like. Kind of like how girls know what girls like.”

“You don't know if Jennifer… is a futanari or not,” Christians words were heavily slurred.

“Even if she isn't and she is just a normie I'm sure I could do better,” Jennifer said. “Because I’m bigger,” she finished with a small giggle.

“Don't laugh at… at my penis, because it's not small,” Christian said annoyed.

“Ok… so let's see if it works,” Vanessa said, taking Christian by the hand and pulling him into her apartment.

Vanessa undressed from the waist down, sat on the sofa, spread her legs while lifting her penis with one of her hands to expose her vagina.

"I’m ready. Try to satisfy me,” she said.

Christian's embarrassment mingled with his obvious drunkenness. "Hey… no, don't be so blunt about it."

“Oh, sorry--- I didn't know that…I didn't know you hadn't seen a vagina before,” Vanessa giggled.

“I hadn't seen a futanari vagina… just that,” Christian protested as he pointed to her penis.

“My vagina is like any other vagina,” Vanessa said as she dipped a finger down over it.

Christian drunkenly watched her fingers play with herself, eyes fixated on their every movement. He really didn’t need any more enticing and immediately stripped, slipped a condom on, and walked over to Vanessa. “You ready for this?”

Vanessa smirked but bit her lower lip and nodded. “Give me your best.”

Christian took a breath and slowly slid into Vanessa’s vagina. She avoided his gaze and kept her mouth shut, as if trying to distance herself from the matter. Christian began to go faster as he grabbed Vanessa's arms. She felt so good, TOO GOOD, the scent of her, the softness of her skin. It took a lot of restraint for him to not cum on the spot. Meanwhile Vanessa seemed to be completely unfazed.

Suddenly, Christian felt a deep moan and then another. He saw the way Vanessa was struggling to keep her mouth shut, though she had lost all control of her lipples. He used all of his willpower and held on as long as he could until Vanessa's right breast let out a loud moan and a thick stream of cum shot out of her penis. Christian didn’t hold back any longer and came hard a second later.

“I-I won…” Christian said breathlessly.

“You were just lucky… because I hadn't… had vaginal sex in a while and you had a good… angle,” Vanessa said as she tried to catch her breath. Christian got a better view of Vanessa's beautiful breasts and her lipples when she lifted her cum stained shirt over her head. One of them stuck out its tongue in mockery.

“Just recognize that I can satisfy a woman even with my… with my little… with my average-sized penis”

Vanessa walked over to her bar and pulled out a tequila. She poured two drinks and passed one to Christian.

“This isn't… over,” she said, slurring her own words. “I can give better head than you anyway.”

“That… you don't know that,” Christian said as he sat down on the sofa. "Come on, prove it whenever you want."

Vanessa laughed and walked back over to Christian, intent on proving her claim. Things continued on like that for the rest of the night.

At 7am sharp the next morning an alarm went off. Vanessa woke up with a horrible headache and all three of her mouths were incredibly dry. She was naked on her bed, and next to her was a naked Christian. Multiple used condoms were on the floor. She rubbed the bleariness from her eyes and looked at the time. "Christian, WAKE UP!" she said, now panicking.

Christian woke up with a start, the night before rushing back to him when he saw Vanessa sitting naked beside him.

“Shit, what… what the hell happened,” he said as he rubbed his head. “I don't remember anything after… OH SHIT!”

Vanessa saw Christian point to the mirror on the wall. Written in lipstick was a list of things like oral sex, penetration, manual stimulation, anal sex, etc. There were marks next to each item showing who did the better job. Turns out they were about even on most things.

"Vanessa, my butt hurts and it says there that you won in anal sex," Christian said very scared. "What the hell did we do?"

“I think we got carried away,” Vanessa said as she yawned with both of her breasts. “If it's any consolation, my butt hurts too.”

"Well, no… it doesn't comfort me," Christian said, still shocked as he rubbed his ass. The alarm they’d snoozed went off again, reminding them they now had less than an hour to get ready and get to work.

“Shit… I can't make it to my house in time. I'll just have to wear the same thing today,” Christian lamented. “Lend me a towel and let me shower?”

“We're late and I have to shower too,” Vanessa said, standing up and taking his hand. “Come on, it'll be faster if we do it together.”

They both stepped beneath the steaming hot water and remained back to back as the water ran over their bodies.

“Wow. Th-this is a bit embarrassing, I've never bathed with a guy before,” Vanessa said, trying to hide the fact that she was getting a boner.

"I’ve only showered with a girl once. Though never had a sex contest before," Christian said.

“A contest that I won,” Vanessa said mockingly.

“I don't even remember under what parameters you won,” Christian said.

"We'll discuss that later," Vanessa said, turning off the faucet. "Let's go or we'll be late."

They dressed and ran out to catch a taxi as quick as they could. The ride to work was silent, neither wanting to discuss last night’s events, especially in front of a stranger. Though they both knew that at some point they would have to address them.