NEGACCESSVERSE - Lisa "The Bite" (Patreon)

Lisa is a girl with a very interesting mutation. She is a half girl, half snapping turtle with a very specific set of skills, the least of which is the good old fashioned grift.

She arrived in Port Solei accompanied by one of her many partners in crime, Patrick, though she’d be happier to refer to him as a henchman. Patrick poses as her stepfather, and she turns on the innocent charm to lure in unsuspecting targets with hearts a few sized too big.

Her latest mark, a young man named John and his mother. They wormed their way into their lives and took them for all they were worth, disappearing as soon as they had access to the family’s wealth and resources. John himself found out just how dangerous a snapping turtle could be, especially one that can extend an extra head from its vagina.

Lisa continues her grift to this day, finding new rich targets and leaving them destitute. When she’s not working the streets, she likes to take trips to the high class jewelry stories Port Solei has to offer. All she has to do is ask to try on, or even see one of their finest bracelets or rings and, in a blink, they are gone.

A perfect crime. After all, why should they have all the nice things in life? Surely she deserves some nice things too? She deserves all the nice things. All of your nice things.