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"So he's her... brother?"
"Uncle. But she doesn't know that."
"And they're... dating...?"
"Yeah, see he's planning to seduce and then murder her to replace her with her evil twin so he can control the family fortune."
"Is that how family fortunes work?"
"Hell if I know."

He's trying his best to pick up the plot in the middle but this soap opera has been running for like 50 seasons