POLL: Zelda as You Wish (Patreon)

The princess finally got her chance to make a wish upon the Triforce (rather than the standard wish of power Gabon always seemed to get). She wanted to be altruistic, give something to her people. Hyrule has been put through the worst of it and its people deserved reparations.

So she made her wish, a rather big one. She wished to be able to give everyone what they wanted. The Triforce of Wisdom bearer seemed to misunderstand the wish as sharing her altruistic desire. Any wish, noble or cruel, divine or diabolical, comes with the one rule:

“Phrasing is everything. Granter’s discretion is absolute”