Holy fucking shit I cracked my rib (Patreon)

This is definitely a room crack I can’t even walk I just screamed trying to get to the bathroom I can’t bend over to open the toilet lid so I’m peeing in the sink right now Jesus fucking Christ what the fuck this is never happened before. When I put weight on my left foot as if I’m going to stop someplace I feel pain run all up and down my left side of my torso. That’s why I can’t walk ouch ouch ouch holy shit I feel lightheaded very very lightheaded anybody a nurse or doctor oh my god what happened to me oh my fucking God is it because of my obesity? Ouch