Merry Christmas (some bad news, but still...) (Patreon)

Merry Christmas everyone. As you should know, this is a time a year for selflessness, but also that deep-rooted joy of getting free stuff - though is it really free if you get that person a gift? - alas, I cannot partake in the giving today.

That said, I will be writing my ass off to get the story I planned for today out tomorrow. I'm sure someone smarter than me can think of some depraved pun with Boxing Day. 

Hope you all have a fun day, whether you're with family, friends or like-minded internet pervs. I'll try giving my gift to y'all tomorrow morning. Failing that, look forward to a fun New Year's.