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Are You Flirting With Me? (Patreon)

Published:
2024-07-02 19:00:03
Imported:
2024-11

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Tell me your best pick up line.

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April Hedlund

Yes I am. I never used any lines

Jake J

If I said you had a wonderful body, would you hold it against me? 😜

Joe Grodensky

Beautiful! I don't do pick-up lines. I just keep it real and be myself.

Daniel McCarthy

Hey, you like ramen, cause I was thinking of ramen you……….I’m going to bed early.

Mac McCraney

Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all night.

Brian Michael

Abadon? More like, Aba-DAMN. I'll see myself out.

Chad Hawkley

Lavender, eh? 🪻 That's not a color in the pansexual flag, but I'd be more than happy to make room for it and you in my life. 😁

Kyle Clevinger

I would try but I am too awkward to flirt 😭🤣🤣 Also my favorite pick up line is, "Damn are you made of water? Cause I need you 8 times a day!"

Just_Porch

Ummmmmm........ 👀......... 🤯

Josh Howard

So....how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized? Sorry, I'll be going now.

RedCyclone

My favorite pick up line is by a crack head in Don't be a Menace to South Central while Drinking Your Juice in the Hood: "I got these cheese burgers maaaaan! I'LL SUCK YO D***" please YouTube it for context and cadence 🤣🤣🤣

Eric

Not a pickup line but something that a friend recently said to me and it hit me like a ton of bricks: “-You live as long as the last person who remembers you !”

Mike Leiderman

"You're so beautiful You could be an air hostess in the 60s" (shamelessly cited from Flight of the Conchords)

Adam Mapes

Is it the end of the world, or did my heart just stop beating for you?

Agoraphobic looter

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to cave a person’s chest in. Wait… no, that’s not it

The Zombae
>>142509704

Being real is totally fair and valid! I also don't use pick up lines haha it's how I got my husband

RedCyclone
>>142514783

It was one of the original Wayans movies so you know it's crazy 🤣

Jason Millward

"Stop me if you've heard this one." ;) "I once knew a pirate who always went out with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. When asked about this peculiar adornment, the pirate would reply, in a gravelly voice, 'Arrrrrr. It's driving me nuts!'" Truth be told I never got the hang of flirting, not of recognizing when someone was flirting with me. When informed in the aftermath someone flirting with me, my response is generally, "oh, I just thought they were being nice!"

Chris Daniel Fighting Spirit Pro

Im originally from Alaska, id say. How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hello I am Christopher and you are absolutaly gorgrous!

Keith Hunsinger

Girl, are you a stable economy? Cuz I've never seen anything like you in all my life...