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While Farrah could easily slip into the role of a specialist, Jason could not do so as easily. No amount of items would turn him into the plague cannon the locals wanted in their affliction specialists, able to blanket groups or burn down individuals with equal ease, usually at range from behind the safety of allies, summons or both.

One of the reasons Jason had seen so few affliction specialists was that Greenstone was primarily a human city and few humans pursued that path. Their aptitude for special attacks meant that an affliction specialist would often end up forced into melee.

Jason wasn’t even human and was familiar with that challenge. Elves and Runics were the most common affliction wielders, as their predilection for spells made a ranged power set much more likely. If Jason tried to be an affliction specialist in the Rimaros style, from behind a wall of allies, he would only justify his second-rate status by leaving most of his abilities unused.

When gearing himself up, Jason didn’t even try to pander to local sensibilities. He believed in the way that Rufus, Farrah and Gary had trained him and he wasn’t going to turn away from that to play half-cooked adventurer.

With his plethora of conjured and growth items, Jason had little use for more permanent items to enhance his general combat style. The only item he desired was the sword Rufus told him Gary had already reforged. Items Jason had enjoyed in the past, like the boots that enhanced his jumping, had been made largely unnecessary by his silver-rank attributes and abilities. As such, his item purchases were very much based on the idea of conditional use.

For Jason, battle was about adaptation. Rather than going for fixed items, he stocked up on consumables that he could match to his needs in any given moment. First amongst these was a healthy collection of silver-rank throwing darts with various single-use effects. While not as cost-effective as the lower-rank variants that Jason could make himself, those were no longer good enough at his current rank. Buying from a capable artificer gave him a more powerful, varied and reliable selection.

Jason made more purchases along the same lines, from magical explosives to an array of potions that could potentially come in handy. Jason was confident in any circumstance for which his powers were suited, so he focused on contingencies for circumstances that weren’t.

Standing in an alchemy stall with a bag of potions in hand, Jason's mind was drawn back to his first proper fight with a silver-ranker. He and his team had fought the Purity Archbishop, Nicolas Hendren, who had carried on him a similar bag full of silver-rank potions. It had been an incredibly difficult battle, the silver-ranker seeming almost immortal in the face of Jason's bronze-rank team. It reminded Jason that the essence users of this world were so much more dangerous than those of Earth and he resolved again not to underestimate any opponents he might face.

Jason’s consumable expenditure was rather excessive, made possible by his significant wealth and the dimensional storage his inventory offered, but he always wore a potion belt to keep critical potions in easy reach. He bought a new silver-rank potion belt to protect potions he wore from incidental damage.

“That colour matches your conjured robes very well, sir,” the shop attendant told him.

“My only concern is function,” Jason insisted. “I only conjured my robes to test the fit.”

“Of course, sir.”

“Show me the black one again.”

The potion belt was not the only permanent item he purchased, but the others all fell under his doctrine of conditional use. Being in the Sea of Storms, he splurged on several powerful items designed to aid fighting underwater or in heavy storm conditions. This was hardly an uncommon choice, so there were plenty of such items available, although the prices were high and quickly rising. Jason was far from the only outside adventurer looking to tool up for local conditions.

***

Once he was done with his equipment, Jason moved on to more important matters. Leaving the market, Shade guided him to a nearby and very busy warehousing district. It serviced both the craftsman quarter and the marketing district he had just left behind.

There was a bustle of activity as wagons and carts, magical and heidel-drawn, carried about large quantities of goods. Some wagons were even floating through the air, although they always remained over the streets. Jason assumed this was due to some manner of air traffic regulation.

Arriving at a small warehouse, Jason waited out of the way, hidden in shadow until a magically driven carriage arrived and stopped in the yard outside the large freight doors of the warehouse. A man with a bronze-rank aura and finely tailored but unostentatious clothes stepped down from the carriage and Jason emerged from the shadows to meet him, Shade at his side.

“Good day to you again, Mr Shade,” the man said with a short bow. “Mr Asano, I presume.”

“Indeed I am,” Jason said.

“Mr Asano, my name is Mr Broyles. I am employed by Lord Casowich to manage and verify his acquisitions. I come to you with his compliments.”

“Thank you, sir. Perhaps we should step inside?”

"By all means," the butler said and opened a normal-sized door next to the large freight doors of the warehouse with a rune-engraved key. It led into a small private office.

“It’s all in there?” Jason asked, nodding in the direction of the main warehouse.

“It certainly is,” Broyles said. “My Lord is very satisfied with the item, so long as its providence can be confirmed. Once it has, I am directed to grant you access to the goods.”

“Excellent,” Jason said.

Broyles plucked a crystal from his personal dimensional space. He used it to test Jason, the crystal shining with a strong silver colour as Jason gripped it. Four markings appeared on the crystal at the same time.

“Silver rank confirmed,” Broyles said happily. “And you’ve reached the fourth threshold with all attributes, which I believe is known in adventuring circles as the wall. Congratulations, Mr Asano.”

“Thank you, Mr Broyles.”

Broyles took out another magical device, this one looking like a set of scales, with one of the two weight plates softly padded with cloth. The central stand holding the scale upright was topped with a clear crystal.

Broyles set the scale on a table and took out a small box. Opening it revealed a padded interior and a single object: what looked like a diamond in the shape of a coin. Within the coin, like ink spilled into water, was the image of a man giving a thumbs up. Broyles pulled on a pair of white gloves, took the coin and held it up, comparing it to Jason. Jason gave Broyles a thumbs up, matching the image on the coin. With a slight smile, Broyles nodded and placed to coin onto the padded weight of the scale.

“Mr Asano, if you would please place your palm on the device.”

Jason placed his hand on the unpadded plate. The crystal on the scale immediately lit up green.

“Perfect,” Broyles said, retuning the coin to the small box and the box to his dimensional spaces, followed by the scale device.

“That’s everything?” Jason asked.

“That is sufficient confirmation that the diamond-rank coin was looted by a silver-rank essence user.”

“I was actually bronze at the time, but I suppose you can’t check that.”

“Sadly no,” Broyles said. “The church of Knowledge has been reluctant to hire out its clergy for the purpose of authenticating valuables. Lord Casowich has already exhausted the local temple's indulgence on that matter. Even so, a unique coin design, a diamond-rank coin produced by even a silver-rank essence user is quite exceptional."

Broyles frowned.

“My lord felt ethically bound to have me inform you, on confirmation of the item’s providence, that the goods you have asked for are most certainly not equal to the value of that which you have provided to him.”

Jason smiled.

"Mr Broyles, I hold that you cannot put a price on discretion and the chance to acquaint oneself with people of character and substance."

Broyles returned the smile.

“Very good, Mr Asano.”

“I do have one question, Mr Broyles.”

“And what is that, Mr Asano.”

“The other gentleman in the room. I assume he is here to safeguard the coin and the goods, should my intentions be nefarious?”

Jason took an argy fruit from his inventory and tossed it casually over his shoulder. A man dressed in black and grey appeared and caught it.

“Fresh from the Arnote market,” Jason said. “They’re very good.”

“Mr Asano,” Broyles said, “I believe you’ve just embarrassed Mr Visk.”

Broyles moved to the door leading into the main warehouse and unlocked it with his key. Visk, keeping an eye on Jason, sat the fruit down on the desk. Jason picked it up and bit into it.

“Everything inside is yours, Mr Asano,” Broyles said. “You require no further transport for the goods?”

“I do not, Mr Broyles.”

“And you wish for us to dispose of the barrels afterwards?”

“That would be appreciated.”

“Of course, Mr Asano.”

“Then Mr Visk and I will leave you to your business. Any of the doors will open from the inside, so if you would close them behind you on your way out, that would be appreciated.”

“I’ll be sure to do so, Mr Broyles.”

Jason waited until Broyles and Visk had entered the carriage and driven off. He couldn’t sense any other observers, either auras or the magic of spying devices, although that did not mean they weren’t present. In Lord Casowich’s position, Jason would have arranged a well-hidden observer to be found and an exceptionally well-hidden observer to not be.

Jason had only revealed Visk to make a point, however, and felt no need to hide his objective. He had no doubt that Casowich had the resources to make a thorough investigation before Broyles arrived at the warehouse. He tugged the cloud flask from his neck chain and pulled a funnel from his inventory.

“Let’s get started, shall we, Shade?”

***

A flying manta ray swam through the air over Arnote. The creature’s skin glinted like sapphires in the sun while the air in front of it shimmered in a wedge as the creature’s magic cut through the sky. On the manta’s back was a woman whose hair was an almost exact match for the creature’s sapphire skin.

The manta hovered over the yard of a hilltop house and the rider disembarked as another woman emerged from the building. The two women had a strong resemblance, with caramel skin and vibrant blue hair.

“Vesper,” Pelli greeted.

“Ancestor,” Vesper said with a respectful bow.

“Oh, now stop with that nonsense,” Pelli said, waving her hands at Vesper. “You call me Aunt Pelli, like when you were a girl. I’m just an old core user.”

“Wisdom and experience are both deserving of respect, Aunt Pelli. You have an abundance of both.”

“So, you’re calling me old?”

“Of course not, Aunt Pelli.”

“Oh, you’re calling me very old,” Pelli said, turning and shaking her head as she started wandering away. “Abundance of experience, dear gods…”

Vesper smiled to herself as she followed Pelli around the side of the house. Being teased by the old woman brought back fond memories of days spent in Arnote as a child. Pelli led them to the front yard where they could look out over the town spread out below them and across the lagoon to the cliffs.

“That house, next to the waterfall,” Pelli pointed. Vesper’s silver-rank vision had no trouble making it out, seeing it looked much like the houses around it.

“Isn’t that where the waterfall cave shaft is?”

“Yes,” Pelli said. “I allowed some outside adventurers to set up a cloud house there while they’re staying for the monster surge.”

“You know, Zara missed out on winning a cloud flask a few years ago. It went to some fool boy who got himself killed and it was lost.”

“You didn’t think much of him, then?”

“It was a rigged contest. He only won it because he’s a friend of Emir Bahadir. Also, the boy was absurd.”

“Perhaps he’s matured.”

“He’s dead.”

“He didn’t strike me as the sort to let that stop him.”

Vesper narrowed her eyes and looked at the distant house again.

“Are you saying…?” she asked.

“That house was most likely made by the very same cloud flask you just mentioned.”

Vesper ran a hand over her face.

“That’s inconvenient. This is why you called me here.”

“I knew it was potentially delicate. Given that you’re close to Zara and met the boy yourself, I thought it was best to see how you want to handle it. The things Zara has been saying, they are lies, right?”

“Of course they are; she met the boy twice.”

“That’s good at least.”

“Is he here for her? Does he think the branch of the family here on Arnote is his way in?”

“I don’t think so,” Pelli said. “Of course, I’ve been wrong before. But my instincts tell me that he has larger concerns than our little princess.”

“You don’t know?”

“I couldn’t see through his aura.”

“What rank is he?”

“Silver, but his aura is quite remarkable. Death is not the only trial the boy has faced.”

Vesper rubbed her forehead as she frowned.

“We kill him,” she said. “So long as he’s dead or very far away, it doesn’t matter what Zara has been saying.”

“You should never have let her do it in the first place.”

“You think I wanted to? You try getting that girl to do anything you tell her.”

“Tone, Vesper.”

“Sorry, Aunt Pelli,” Vesper said, lowering her head.

“Killing the boy is not a good idea. He has Roland Remore’s favourite grandson living with him, so a more diplomatic approach might be best.”

Vesper groaned.

“This is going to be a mess,” she said. “Perhaps we can politely suggest he go away and never come back. Do you know if he’s registered locally for the monster surge?”

“I believe they came here fresh from having done so.”

“That’s unfortunate. We could get him travel dispensation but not without people wondering why. If House Irios gets wind of this, things could get ugly.”

"My dear," Pelli said, "I'm afraid you may need to deal with this one head-on."

“Gods damn that girl.”

Pelli chuckled.

“You know, I remember another wilful young girl running around this island.”

“I grew up,” Vesper said.

“And into a fine young woman, might I say,” Pelli told her.

“Aunt Pelli, I’m sixty-seven.”

“Exactly,” Pelli said. “You’ve got your whole life ahead of you. Do you expect to reach gold rank during the surge?”

“I hope so, but nothing is certain. This will not be a normal surge, Aunt Pelli. Even more so than people think. Have you been told?”

“Oh, I’m just an old woman on a hill. Who would tell me the important matters of state?”

Vesper gave her ancestor a wry smile, then looked back across the lagoon to Jason’s cloud house.

“If he didn’t come for Zara, does he even know?”

“I doubt it,” Pelli said. “I think he would be conducting himself a little differently if he did.”

“Then perhaps it’s time he did,” Vesper said. “If I can’t kill him or get rid of him, I can only try and convince him to quietly ride out the surge and leave. He’s just one of countless silver-rankers, after all.”

“A sensible approach,” Pelli said, “but one should not wager everything on hope. Some people are simply ill-suited to remaining unremarkable.”

“Of course, Aunt Pelli. I would welcome your counsel on this.”

“Of course, dear. We should start with deciding what to tell Zara. You can never be entirely sure what that girl is going to do…”

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Anonymous

It's well past my bedtime and here I am writing a comment.

patreon_username

oooo i want to know whats going on with the hurricane princess

Qrystof

They didn't sleep together right? Just met briefly in her tent?

Nicholas F

I wonder what these lies are. Possibly where the bit about Jason being a builder puppet came from.

Jordan Burnett

What has she been saying about him 😂😂

Schmidt

Anyone remember what zaras deal is? Or what interactions she had with jason?

Anonymous

Hmmmm, what has zara been saying? And what is going on with Zara now? Interesting, very interesting

Anonymous

I feel like Jason either has a kid or is somehow engaged to Zara.

Mark Thorne

Apparently Jason is an even better baker than he knew! He may have baked himself into a fiancee! I'm really looking forward to this.

Anonymous

I’m confused, what could Zara have been saying about him that would make him a target to be killed immediately?

Anonymous

who was zara again, the storm princess? and it sounds like she is saying stuff about marrying jason or at least being inlove from what those two are saying

Anonymous

I was wondering when Jason was going to spend one of the ten Diamond Rank Coins he had. For a warehouse of Crystal Wash it's worth it. I wonder if that was all he got?

David Fletcher

Oh look, a quest flag has been planted. What’s with the entitlement issues these people have? Guy just wants to ride out the surge, do his job, and see his friends. It’s like they’ve never considered just talking to someone.

Andrew

Thank you!

Kedar

Anyone remember what chapters had the Zara interactions? Wanted to go back and see what happened there.

Seppo Marx

And Jason has that soul crest tattoo guaranteed to get him laid per Sophie, and an excuse to go shirtless on Arnote. Then again he’s starting to get as scarred up as Vash the Stampede.

Brukhalian

She probably said she would marry the most remarkable silver during the surge or something. I wonder if she has had any contact with Knowledge, I'm sure she talked him up after she initially met him.

Landsraad

He once accidently ran into her tent while avoiding troublemakers and won her over with bsked goods before sauntering off

Amelgar

A leg into the door of higher society. He just made a connection

David Fletcher

I think the “lies” are going to be things Jason accomplished and Zara heard about that her family refuses to believe.

Landsraad

President doesnt knovk on our doors asking about our feelings on increasing taxes. Pepple of power dont consider their lessers

Anonymous

Awwww. Two cliffs. I don't think he would trade a diamond rank coin just for crystal wash. Probably rare things to upgrade his cloud house and make some connections. I like how entitled everyone is to think no one can be better then them and only won because of connections.

Anonymous

Thanks for the chapter :)

Anonymous

Does anyone recall the value of a diamond rank spirit coin?

Anonymous

That makes a lot of sense too. The materials for upgrading all his growth items to Silver rank would be expensive at silver rank.

wherebear

Chapters 65, 66 and 69 of Book 2. Not sure what the Volume 1 chapter numbers are.

Louis Glick

When Jason gets his sword back and is able to cloud shape again do we think those clouds will be able to rain crystal wash? It is from a soul bound item after all and at this points Jason probably has the most crystal clean soul in the world

Anonymous

If I remember right it goes 100 lesser to 1 Iron, 10 Iron to 1 Bronze, 10 Bronze to 1 Silver, 10 Silver to 1 Gold, 10 Gold to 1 Diamond. So Jason just spent 10 Gold/100 Silver. But, It's a Custom Coin made by a looting power so the Rarity increase the value. ETA: I forgot the Iron Coins, and yes this is the accurate exchange rates per Chapter 36

Tommy

Keen to see that Vesper to get a big ol’ slice of humble pie crammed into her grill. Baked up by Jason

Thomas

Oh God I hope not, what a one dimensional character she'd be...

Dion Crump

Which is probably attractive to adventurers, shows you that you have been through real fights

Anonymous

The PDFs are messed up in the final paragraph “entirely sure what that girl is go” is spelt letter by letter vertically L I K E T H I S

Dion Crump

I am guessing she said something about his food thing... also the fact that several gods just appeared for him all at once after saving a whole bunch of their long trapped worshipers after he took first place in a contest that had some of the best irons in the world competing

Leander

That would probably be a great way for shirt to have jason shake up the adventurer ideals of rimaros, simply by having the two duel

Anonymous

So someone above commented that Zara would be a one dimensional character... So untrue! Remember Shako was called ‘ancestor’ so Pelli is probably the diamond rank progenitor of the sapphire Rimaros clan. Zara is portrayed as the favoured princess and I’m excited for what that says about her character. Also from what we’ve seen at the BBQ, she has a similar sense of humour to our fearless MC and earlier in the tent meeting she was resignedly thinking of her team’s loyalty but lack of independent thought! It will be super interesting to see someone used to being surrounded by cattle interact with Jason :) *note she also commented on his enemies being leech food if I remember correctly which implies she had prior knowledge of him and presumably interest :)

Anonymous

Jason is basically a multitude of apocalypses rolled up into one being. Colin, his apocalypse beast that resides in his blood, shade, right hand of the celestial being of death as a familiar, Gordon, the harbinger of doom that sleeps in his soul, and the fact that Jason is a being who embodies judgement of another’s sin with his own spirit domains, the same domains that give the gods power in this world. He is, to me, starting the path of divinity in this world.

Jon

The adventure society mentioned the gods. Maybe she's talking about his ability to sense builder cultists

White Neko Knight

"He's dead" "He didn't seem the type to let that stop him"....... "Let's kill him" Do you not see the problem here lady?

Jon

I'm not sure what Pellis angle is. Is she secretly protecting Jason and directing things in a way that keeps him alive or what.... I mean she laughed when she saw him and said this would be fun.

Eric Martin

Shirt let’s go real comprehensive barbecue scene I’m am very interested in the Ins and outs of it the deals being made the connections please don’t just gloss over it

Anonymous

Thanks for the chapter! I like how the Rimaros/Zara subplot is developing.

Anonymous

I think i figured it out. Zara was pregnant and had a child. Zara claimed Jason is the father based on a one night stand before he went into the Astral space. Now to keep the secret they have to get Jason to lay low. Too bad for them he's the kind of guy that would back stop Zara and the child. I had to re-read the conversation between Pelli and Vesper and it makes sense to me. Also, if you take into account Pelli's question "Are you going to bring trouble to my island?" and then her laugh when he says his name it makes even more sense, again to me it does.

Anonymous

I think that's a given, especially with all the setup about gods and such.

Scott

My guess is that it's parts needed for the mirage chamber. It was mentioned recently and as being expensive and difficult to source the materials. and of course more crystal wash.

Anonymous

Key takeaway. Woman are always trouble 😅 j/k

Anonymous

They really just went straight to killing him when all Jason & company want is to get to Vitesse, which they could offer? Rufus did tell Jason his team was going to Vitesse right...?

Allastin

The ending, I admit I’m rather slow and don’t quite follow…..

wherebear

I don’t think Jason ever slept with Zara. They had only two short interactions after the Reaper trials.

Seppo Marx

Will he become the Tony Montana of the crystal wash cartels? “Say hello to my little friend, His name is Colin.”

LunarLilith

I am very excited to see how the reunion between Jason and Zara is going to go.

Romen Martin

All Jason wants is a quiet life. It's a shame about his mouth

LEMON

Zara knew jason before he got buffed up with all his aura strength and what not

Gjim

I am assuming Vesper is Zara's aunt that Jason met at Emir's party? Looking forward to an explosive barbecue come Monday.

Jonathan Walker

Oh shit lol I knew Zara would want Jason lol

Anonymous

Oh boy

Anonymous

Jason: I just want to become nobody again, for a while. Every Royal in Rimaros: That nobody upstart Jason Asano is trying to worm his way into money by seducing the Hurricane Princess! I won't stand for it! Jason: Oh come on!

Shirtaloon

Sorry about that. This has been fixed after a few false starts - still not sure what happened.

Anonymous

I wouldn’t be surprised if it was parts for a mirage chamber. The chapter explains the big stopping point for emir was the energy requirements being astronomically expensive. This shouldn’t be an issue for Jason though since he has that generator that draws more magic into the cloud flask so it could function on earth. Being back the generator wouldn’t be needed as much in high magic areas but it wouldn’t be a stretch to use it to power a mirage chamber.

Thomas

Don't worry, I believe it's meant to be vague to some degree.

s476

looking forward to that! especially with tthe deal he made about the dia coin. Guess that will come in handy at the right time and leave a lot of people wondering when he managed to secure that influence :D on another node, the pdf bundle for the first book is not coming back to patreon right? Wanted to reread the few chapters with zara, but didnt download it back then as i did not think about it being deleted due to legal reasons :(

Gnothi Seauton

This could get interesting if Zara is in Vitesse and is a 3 star adventurer...

Dan

Normally I'd think the odds of that would be one in a million but the more I think about it the more it seems like a real possibility. Zara would almost certainly be silver rank by now, and with the training she has no doubt had, both in combat and politics, three star status isn't unreasonable at all. She has already been established as headstrong and seemed to be chaffing a bit under the "protection" of the loyal but not all the bright teammates her father had appointed for her in the reaper trial... So it wouldn't be be outlandish for her to be on the opposite site of the world enjoying a bit of freedom in adventuring, not unlike what Rufus did. If those two conditions are met then she would most likely be seeking her own travel dispensation for Rimaros to help with the monster surge back home. This could explain how out of all the three star silvers in the city she would be chosen for this mission. That is even before factoring in the manipulations of beings like Knowledge and Dawn into the mix. Also, narratively speaking, it would help tie together the separate story lines we are following between Jason and the Biscuit Crew in an interesting way.

Anonymous

Well, what if courting a young lady in Rimaros ist symbolized by offering baked goods, and what if accepting them is a sign of accepting the courting? And since back then Zara accepted Jason's offer, and afterwards told everyone that whoever wants to court her must overcome Jason's afterimage, the poor fool, who now has big chunks of the local aristocracy out for his hide, so they can replace him and his lasting impression with their own quality offspring?

Gamerkitt3nz

I'm so keen to read more, I'm intrigued. Great chapter, keep it up shirt!👍

Anonymous

my fav is a few chapters ago ... farrah says " Jason, no princesses" Jason says " but what if they want me"

Seppo Marx

“My ‘little adventurer’ is even shaped like a Princess phone.” (Wait, I don’t know what that actually means.)

Seaspike

So, I re read the chapter in preparation for today. I'm leaning towards the idea of claiming Jason as the father of a child. However, I'm also leaning towards the thought that she claimed to have married him, to avoid an unwanted suitor. Or a combo of the two.

Catherine

I was thinking similar. I thought that she’d claimed they were engaged in order to escape an arranged or political marriage

Anonymous

It would be dope if there was character art of Jason and his new sword it sounded sick and with his new equipment I bet he looks like the adventurer John Wick 😂

Blaublue

My guess is Zara has an arranged marriage, but is saying she cannot go through with it since she is hopelessly in love with a dead man (Jason) - he's of course just being used as a convenient scapegoat and Zara harbors no such feelings but just wants to escape the marriage, but him turning up alive is quite inconvenient.

Joseph Thibodeau

He's gonna end up engaged against his will I'll bet. This is gonna be gold!

CreditAssignment

Whoa, let me say how much I enjoy your storytelling, Shirtaloon. The path from subtle foreshadowing and hints to revealed plot line is incredibly satisfying. I did not see this issue with Zara coming when Jason started back from earth. You really don't hold back

Bert Babb

That doesnt sound likely because though Jason is now silver, the surge hasnt manifested locally and he hasnt done anything to stand out in Rimaros...... yet. Zara probably doesnt even know he’s here and aunt Pelli is speculating (accurately) on who Jason is. Obviously Zara has been running her mouth, seemingly about Jason, but it sounds to me like shes trying to get off the path her handlers want her to go down. Vesper also mentioned that they dont want house Irois getting wind of this. They could-be a rival where a marriage alliance is in the works or just some other politicking of the high and mighty.

Matt DiMeo

providence should be provenance

mistermerf

That's where my mind went, but I'm pretty sure the "true love" excuse is worthless and it can't be that. Either Zara's family would steamroll right over that or she's enough of a favorite that she didn't have to invent a stupid reason to avoid a marriage she doesn't want. Probably something more unusual than just hormones and their obvious consequences...

Bee

Farrah's comment about offering baked goods is interesting. Is it a local dating custom that Jason might of triggered accidently? Does Farrah suspect or know Jason's flag for romantic interest is offering baked goods? Did the Hurricane Princess use a "safe" passing encounter for her own reasons only to discover her passing encounter ended up parked unavoidably in her neighborhood and now she is going to have to follow thru?