π¦Ύπ¦Ύπ¦Ύ GREETING C$YBER FRIEND$$$ π€π€π€ (Patreon)
Published:
2023-11-27 14:25:54
Imported:
2024-01
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[CYBERNETIC ROBOT VOICE]
πππGREETING AMERIKKKAN SUPERSOLDIER π« π« π«
Listen up FREAKS, itβs LIZ. ππ π π WE HAVE A CSUPER CYBER CYPRISE FOR YOU, my little piggies (oink oink) π· π· π· π· π· π·
First thing is FIRST 1οΈβ£ π
WE HAVE 2 NEW SHIRTS (LIMITED GET EM WHILE THEYβRE HOT) π₯ π₯ π₯ π₯ π₯
π π π THE FIRST ONE IS in honor of all the fallen heroes (absentee fathers) πππ
π¬π¬π¬DAD MIA GONE FOR SMOKES BUT NOT FORGOTTEN πππ:(:(:(:((( πΆββοΈπ¬
π₯Άπ₯Άπ₯Ά AND THEN WE PUT THE π΅βπ« CRAZEE EYES π΅βπ« on a LONG SLEEVE for all you cold shoulders out there warm up the jets (forearms) π΅βπ«π΅βπ«π΅βπ« with our cozy ass crazee shirt design π₯Άπ₯Άπ₯Ά
THATS IT π
πππ just playin BUT WAIT THERES MORE $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ πππ
DID YOU KNOW???? IT IS TRADITIONAL AMERICAN PIG SHOPPER DAY !!! π€’π€’π€’π€’π€’π€’π€’π€’π€’π€’π€’π€’
IN HONOR of our πΊπΈ πΊπΈ πΊπΈ NATIONS ADDICTION TO THE COMMODITY FORM πΊπΈ πΊπΈ πΊπΈ we are di$$$counting aka CYBER $ALE 4 U : 20%?? 30%?? 35%??? IDK I DIDNβT DO THE MATH ππππ
CLIKKK HERE 2 C IT ALL ! π π π π π π
THATS RIGHT LITTLE SALE 4 U WE LOVE U AND CYBER DAY$
Find out 4 urself b4 it is all GONE GIRL :(:((((( like ur dad π π π
ALRIGHT SEE U LATER π π π bye
xxxxxx
L&B&YC πππ