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Greetings Gumshoes
You are now Rock and Rollers---whether you want to be or not---from the compositions of Vivaldi to the Great Horns of Jamaican Reggae, music has long existed doing other stuff that isn't podcasts. Scientists have looked for new kinds of music things since the last new genre was invented (Avicci).
Millions of people have made love and killed each other to the music that is featured in our podcast. Specifically the theme. Long, too, have the masses cried out: We want remixes on a b-side plus an all-new original song based upon the hit series "THE SPIDER NETWORK". We have finally unplugged our ears and listen, now, hearing your voices crying out as one.
Music execs are baffled. How did this happen? Why isn't there a This American Life 3LP Box Set glossy cover gatefold insert with badass collage of all the guests engaged in an orgiastic display of cocaine, furs, etcetera? I don't know what to tell you. We're making history again (we can't tell you about the first time due to pending legal action and ongoing police investigation).
NOW LISTEN: NOW YOU: CAN OWN! YOUNG CHOMSKYS ICONIC THEME FOR THE POD CAST TRUEANON---based upon Angelo Badalemnti's theme for Twin Peaks---on vinyl. And lo! HARK! Also on the A-Side of the 12" 45 (I have a 12" and a .45 etc etc) is the evil "SPIDER NETWORK" theme...and then you flip this Mother Fucker over and you get TWO remixes by John Vanderslice of those same tracks...
BUT THEN YOU SHAKE OUT THE RECORD LIKE A LITTLE 20 BAG OF COKE ONTO A COPY OF J. GEILS LP AND OUT COMES AN EXCLUSIVE "SPIDER NETWORK" POSTER BY THE ONE AND ONLY UNDERGROUND COMIX GOD AARON LANGUE FEATURING THE VILE OTTO SKORZENY POINTING A GUN RIGHT AT YOUR LITTLE MOTHER FUCKING DOME. DUCK!!!!
THERE ARE: 500 IN BLACK
250 IN THAT CLASSIC TRUEANON BLUE
HERE'S THE TRACK LIST FOR THE THIRD TIME
SIDE A
1. The Spider Network
2. You'd Never Guess (Chomsky's version)
SIDE B
1. The Spider Network (JV remix)
2. You'd Never Guess (JV remix)
AND HERE IS THE MOTHER FUCKING LINK
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