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Greetings Gumshoes 


You are now Rock and Rollers---whether you want to be or not---from the compositions of Vivaldi to the Great Horns of Jamaican Reggae, music has long existed doing other stuff that isn't podcasts. Scientists have looked for new kinds of music things since the last new genre was invented (Avicci). 

That search ends today. 

Millions of people have made love and killed each other to the music that is featured in our podcast. Specifically the theme. Long, too, have the masses cried out: We want remixes on a b-side plus an all-new original song based upon the hit series "THE SPIDER NETWORK".  We have finally unplugged our ears and listen, now, hearing your voices crying out as one. 

Music execs are baffled. How did this happen? Why isn't there a This American Life 3LP Box Set glossy cover gatefold insert with badass collage of all the guests engaged in an orgiastic display of cocaine, furs, etcetera? I don't know what to tell you. We're making history again (we can't tell you about the first time due to pending legal action and ongoing police investigation). 

NOW LISTEN: NOW YOU: CAN OWN! YOUNG CHOMSKYS ICONIC THEME FOR THE POD CAST TRUEANON---based upon Angelo Badalemnti's theme for Twin Peaks---on vinyl. And lo! HARK! Also on the A-Side of the 12" 45 (I have a 12" and a .45 etc etc) is the evil "SPIDER NETWORK" theme...and then you flip this Mother Fucker over and you get TWO remixes by John Vanderslice of those same tracks...

BUT THEN YOU SHAKE OUT THE RECORD LIKE A LITTLE 20 BAG OF COKE ONTO A COPY OF J. GEILS LP AND OUT COMES AN EXCLUSIVE "SPIDER NETWORK" POSTER BY THE ONE AND ONLY UNDERGROUND COMIX GOD AARON LANGUE FEATURING THE VILE OTTO SKORZENY POINTING A GUN RIGHT AT YOUR LITTLE MOTHER FUCKING DOME. DUCK!!!!

THERE ARE: 500 IN BLACK

 250 IN THAT CLASSIC TRUEANON BLUE


HERE'S THE TRACK LIST FOR THE THIRD TIME

SIDE A

1. The Spider Network

2. You'd Never Guess (Chomsky's version) 

SIDE B

1. The Spider Network (JV remix)

2. You'd Never Guess (JV remix)


AND HERE IS THE MOTHER FUCKING LINK 


Love You Don't Forget to Smile :) :) :)

LIZ BB YC


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Sue Bond

Sold out by the time I saw the email! Also, someone said they are not shipped to Australia? Double damn!

Anonymous

Shit, not even half a day old post and they're all sold out

Anonymous

jfc i hope theres more comin lol

Nicolas

Was that supposed to be the "big thing"?

Anonymous

Fuuuuck

Jason Michael Malachi

Now that JizzLane and Prince Andrew have had their cases decided…and since we are halfway to 2023…is there any seconds if I move to have the mantra JEFFREY EPSTEIN JEFFREY EPSTEIN JEFFREY EPSTEIN replaced in the theme song. So tired of being reminded that that sociopathic scum existed and thwarted justice til the end. It leaves a viral portion of nihilism in my psyche every time I hear his name…I started the podcast before he died and realize it’s a J.E. Podcast, but at this point it’s evolved to what it has. Do I have a 2nd?

Bobby Volcano

It's like a fish tank, just put a little food and see if they eat it all

Anonymous

Will there be a re release of the gum shoe shirts or the duck motherfucker ones?

Anonymous

Only sickos own record players

Anonymous

Press more it’s sold out

Claire Casey

I got a new job and literally subscribed again a day after this post...the same thing happened after their last live shows...I'm bout ton go Paddock mode (getting sushi conped not the mass murder and eye emoji stuff. Just give me free sushi I literally cannot 5 bucks a month for my favorite entertainment)

Henry

Any plans to press more?

Scott

Repress in blood red?