New Shirts & Hozier News (Patreon)

hello pimple poppers my name is Hozier. I sang the song "Take me to Church", a smash hit which dominated the airwaves---and playlists---the world over. It's a song that's a little bit sad but also I do what they in the music industry call a "male Adele" which is when I sing real loud. Adelectible! is what the critics said. Just playing---but it was a huge song.

Things didn't so great for me after Take Me To Church. I became addicted to Roxycodone due to a back injury I sustained while filming the music video for Take Me To Church. I fell in with strange women. I vlogged and drank too many drinks with probiotics in them, which, far from curing my stomach problems, actually increased tenfold the difficulties I had been having with digestion. I now eat several cloves of ginger a day. I spent all my money on Apes. I put so much money into Apes. I could've bought you a beautiful wedding ring but I just bought Apes. Doesn't matter. It's called the Bored Ape Yacht Club for a reason. The reason is: The Apes all live on a boat together. My plan? Hop behind the wheel and steer that vessel to god damn CHURCH. That's right: TrueAnon is putting out my new digital single "Take Me To Church II (Ape Money)" in June!

In order to pay for my apes I am the podcasts merch store web admin. In that capacity I am announcing the release of multiple new designs of TrueAnon Product. Please click the link where it appears in this post to purchase these. There are more that are not pictured here because I figured three pictures was enough.

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