Chelsea's One-Shot Letter! (Patreon)

Hi Team,

So the craziness of the world got us a little behind schedule, but I wanted to finish posting the one-shot letters from our very special bonus episode. Here's Chelsea's!

Hail and well met, corporate adventurer! Thank you for your interest in Durango Steeleye's Excitement and Team-Building Excursion packages! Durango Steeleye is the FIRST name in curated novice adventuring from Aboleth to Zombie, and we GUARANTEE a top notch quest designed specifically to the needs of our corporate adventurers. Read on for a PERSONAL note from Durango Steeleye himself! 

"Greetings LILOTHYRA BRILOTH! Let me be the first to welcome you to your INTERMEDIATE NATURAL RE-ATTUNEMENT AND ANIMAL ROPES COURSE . Congratulations on your lust for life, LILOTHYRA, for it is not every corporate adventurer who reaches for the intermediate courses! Our Natural Re-Attunement is modeled after time I spent studying with the most revered Order of Gallahdouille of the Moonshadow Forest. It was under the guidance of Archdruid Nävia that I learned much of the way of the natural world and the importance for balance in all things. Within our dyad-curated forest environment, you'll reconnect with what excited you about your Grove in the first place. Then, you and other druids will work together to navigate a specially designed course based on my daring escape from the Rakshasa of the Turmeriandar jungles, though I didn't have the advantage of shape shifting! Don't forget our patent pending wild shape joint cream, available at the Durango Steeleye official outfitter and supply post! Nävia herself once told me that shifting can be hard on the knees. Also, consider The Optional Tavern Tales Add-On (TM) so you can go back to your grove full of the choicest adventuring stories! Do your best not to get spooked or skewered*, and I'll see you in the adventurer's lodge!"

*Durango Steeleye's Excitement and Team-Building Excursion Park is not responsible for any and all bodily harm, spiritual harm, magical alteration of any kind, or death. Please adventure responsibly!

Upon arrival at Durango Steeleye's Excitement and Team-Building Excursion Park, proceed immediately to the front desk, where an adventuring associate will ask you to present your Excursion badge. These badges are non-transferable and good for one (1) excursion per corporate adventurer. Your badge number and party group will be used to sort you into the proper excursion. DO NOT LOSE YOUR BADGE. There will be no refunds for lost badges. 

BADGE NUMBER: 837
PARTY GROUP: A-43

Once sorted into your excursion party, please follow instruction by your excursion guide. Your guide will be the leader of the excursion and not listening to his/her instructions could result in bodily harm, spiritual harm, magical alteration of any kind, or death, for which Durango Steeleye's Excitement and Team-Building Excursion Park is not responsible. Listen to the guide at all times! 

Lastly, be sure to thank your sponsor for your excursion! Thank you to IRONBARK MOUNTAIN GROVE for sponsoring LILOTHYRA BRILOTH! You're the real hero!

Thank you and we'll see you in the Adventurer's Lodge!